Lu & Jarch

The longest phone calls for 2026 have been released, so today on the show Lu and Jarch achieve their longest phone call ever thanks to listener Connie. A man chopped off his own finger after being bitten by a (non-venomous) snake, so we want to know – when did you over react? And the worst round of Reverse The Verse ever. SEEYA TOMORROW!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Today on the the show Lu and Jarch settle a debate that's had them arguing all week. And we deliver one of our favourite bingles yet (which can also score you a discount code). SEEYA MONDAY!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A prank call doesn’t go to plan on the show today, and Lu and Jarch fear it may result in a listener divorce. And Jarch has a few tips and tricks to help single men find love in Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did AI insult you – after an Irish comedian had a run in with her ChatGPT. And Lu is in charge for a segment again…what could possibly go wrong?  SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch has a public service announcement regarding his name… and the fact that everyone keeps getting it WRONG! Plus Lu has some Halloween ideas if you’re in need of some inspiration, and Judge Jarchy stops by. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our favourite games is back today… Reverse The Verse.. and it’s a Powderfinger edition! Plus Lu and Jarch take on a task that the internet is calling “impossible”. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu’s world is rocked by a HUGE insult she received from the barista when ordering a coffee today? And we want to know what did your kid hear and repeat? SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How often is it okay to stop for a wee on a road trip? Lu and Jarch tackle that topic today. And we want to know - have you ever been lost as an adult – after a man fell asleep on a bus and woke up lost in the morning. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch want to know what you saw on public transport, after Kate Middleton and Princess Catherine were spotted on the London Underground. And mum and dad have a brawl on air. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday Jarch forgot he was a father, so today on the show we want to know – when did you forget about your kid? And Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to lay in bath for 2 hours if you live in a share house. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman has claimed to have “ice cream cough” where she coughs every time she eats an ice cream… so today on the show we want to hear the funny and random illness you’ve created and diagnosed yourself with. And Lu has had a run in with a small kid over the weekend. SEEYA TOMORROW!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu enlightens Jarch with a list of things women can say to men, but men should never say back to women. A fight goes down in the studio, and Lu and Jarch help future cat parents name their cats. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu reads out a dramatic text exchange between her and her mum. And Undercover Lover doesn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snoop Dogg has chosen the finalists for his new ice cream taste testing position, and today on the show Lu and Jarch chat to the only Aussie who made the cut. And a mum caught her toddler eating Nutella in the middle of the night, so we want to know – what did you catch your kid eating? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch did some solid wingman-ing…and let’s just say, love could be in the air. Lulu has been on the tools doing some renovation work, and Judge Jarchy struggles to make a ruling on todays case. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a groundbreaking new game… soup or drink. And find out why Jarch has upset Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch have found a list of insults that British people use in the UK…feel free to try them out here if you like. We perform a bingle for a cleaning company, and if you’re having a quiet weekend, Lu’s found the top 50 TV shows of all time. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch have found Australia’s best boss. Plus we reminisce about the ridiculous things that terrified us as kids, and Jarch calls his dad out on air for something he said earlier today about bugs. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we want to know – what do you refuse to believe – after a UK podcaster said he doesn’t believe Australia is real. And a lady has gone viral online for her creative idea to get away with a sneaky poo in private at work. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show there’s another electrocution… is it Lu or Jarch? And there’s a man who wore sunglasses to sleep because he couldn’t be bothered getting up to turn the light off, so we want to know – what’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a looooose show today! Lu tells Jarch how she embarrassed herself at the NFL. And we’ve got an electric shock machine in the studio… Jarch happily hooks himself up to it, but poor Lulu takes a little more convincing. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch calls out Lu for buying a colleague a birthday gift…then eating it before she gave it to him. We hear stories on the worst gifts people have given and received, and something happened on a plane recently that left Lu and Jarch red-faced. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch performs one of his best accents when he puts another lover to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. And it’s been revealed that Aussies are among the naughtiest kids in the world…Lu and Jarch contributed to that statistic when they were kids. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking about the saddest meals people have eaten the day before payday when money is tight… if you’ve ever had plain bread you’re not alone! It’s Lu’s boyfriend’s birthday today, and we want to know – when did you embarrass yourself in front of your crush? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Is it okay to take a day off work to look after your dog? Lu and Jarch tackle that topic today. We’ve got more Guns N Roses tickets to give away, and something keeps happened to Jarch every time he gets a flight with Lu… and he’s finally had enough of it. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.