Kill Every Monster

We are joined by ⁠ Jeff Stormer ⁠ .  Jeff is an award-winning podcaster and game designer living in Philadelphia, PA. His podcasting experience began in 2015 with ⁠ Party of One ⁠ , a still-running TTRPG actual play podcast focused on two-player roleplaying experiences. He has additionally co-produced shows including ⁠ All My Fantasy Children ⁠ and Yazeba's Bed & Breakfast, which won Best...

Monsters of the Multiverse describes Qilin as “noble, celestial creatures. In the Outer Planes, Qilin in service to benevolent deities take a direct role in the eternal struggle between good and evil. In the mortal world, Qilin are celebrated far and wide as harbingers of destiny, guardians of the sacred, and counterbalances to the forces of evil. We are joined by ⁠Connie Chang⁠ .  Connie is a que...

Hey people, this is Aram. I wanted to check in and update our listeners about what has been going on behind the scenes of Kill Every Monster. We are currently on our mid-season break and will be back in September with TTRPG designer Connie Chang and the chimerical Chinese creation known as a Qilin. Patreon supporters will get an early preview of the Qilin episode next week. Speaking of our amazing...

We are joined by ⁠Harli Kane⁠ . Harli—whose pronouns are she/they—is a performer, cosplayer, streamer, TTRPG aficionado, dungeon master, dice fairy, and Brandon Sanderson superfan. She's best known as Luos on The World's Guild, Kayori on Creative Crits, Nezetta on Worldbuilders, and Leo in various other one-shots and stories. CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartia...

We are joined by ⁠Harli Kane⁠ . Harli—whose pronouns are she/they—is a performer, cosplayer, streamer, TTRPG aficionado, dungeon master, dice fairy, and Brandon Sanderson superfan. She's best known as Luos on The World's Guild, Kayori on Creative Crits, Nezetta on Worldbuilders, and Leo in various other one-shots and stories. CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartia...

We are joined by Nikki. Nikki is an educator, streamer, and LGBTQ+ & Disability advocate. She is also the Producer at Tea TRPG, a Twitch channel dedicated to creating a fun and safe place for marginalized members of the TTRPG communi-tea to connect and play games together. You can follow her on Twitter @ ⁠halflingnikki⁠ or TikTok and Instagram at the same name CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-pro...

We are joined by Jessica Marcrum. Jessica Marcrum, also known as angrynerdgirl, was killed by an angry mob before rising from the grave, laptop in one hand and a feral cat in the other. A perennial ENnie nominee and occasional winner, she is a co-founder of Unseelie Studios and has also created numerous playable atrocities like Dumpster Fire and Oops, All Draculas!. She has contributed to work pub...

We are joined by  Austin Taylor . Austin is a professional podcaster, narrative designer, game performer, and therapist. They are one of the designers of  ⁠Deimos Academy⁠  and a cast member on  ⁠Transplanar RPG⁠ . You can find Austin over on twitter @ ⁠sailorsctaustin⁠ . CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartian ⁠ : Co-producer, Editor MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force&#34...

We are joined by  Austin Taylor . Austin is a professional podcaster, narrative designer, game performer, and therapist. They are one of the designers of  ⁠Deimos Academy⁠  and a cast member on  ⁠Transplanar RPG⁠ . You can find Austin over on twitter @ ⁠sailorsctaustin⁠ . CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartian ⁠ : Co-producer, Editor MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force&#34...

We are joined by ⁠Amelia Som⁠ . Amelia is an ethereal immortal currently making content in the tabletop game space. They create videos on TikTok and appear in several podcasts and livestreams, including Unprepared Casters and GuildFellows. To see what they’re up to now, you can find them most places @ameliasom or by going to ⁠links.ameliasom.com⁠ . CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaste...

We are joined by Miki. Miki Ljuljdurovic, also known online as ⁠xwater⁠ , is a Nintendo focused content creator in the gaming space. As a top player of video games made for children, he boasts some seriously impressive gaming achievements. Check him out on ⁠Twitch⁠ , ⁠YouTube⁠ , or any other main social media under xwater.  CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartian ⁠ : Co-p...

In this episode, we are joined by Matt Brown. Matt (he/him) is a video producer, streamer and professional dungeon master from Melbourne Australia. You may know him from Split the Party and its self titled Actual play series which has just wrapped its 4th season, The TTRPG themed morning show Good Morning RPG on twitch, or their past chaotic shenanigans reacting to their cast member George on the...

For our Season 2 round-up episode, we revisit Dylan's idea to go through each monster and debate if they would Do A Murder. MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartian ⁠ : Co-producer, Editor COMMUNITY ⁠ Discord ⁠ ⁠ TikTok ⁠ ⁠ Twitter ⁠ ⁠ Reddit ⁠ ⁠ Instagram ⁠ ⁠ Facebook ⁠ Kill...

The Monster Manual describes Rocs as huge beasts with “wingspans that spread two hundred feet or more. At rest, perched upon the mountain peaks that are its home, this monstrous bird rivals even the oldest dragons in size.” This episode, we are joined by Sian Ford Sian, whose pronouns are she/her, is a PhD candidate at McMaster University studying Astrobiology and the origin of life on Earth and o...

Dylan and Aram answer another round of questions from our listeners! Who were Aram's favorite NPCs? What monster did the show turn us around on? What will Dylan do when forced to say nice things about Aram? Tune in and find out! CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartian ⁠ : Co-producer, Editor MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music "Capital City" by...

We are joined by ⁠Kappa Chris⁠ . Chris is a professional performer, GM, voice actor, and personality in the TTRPG space. He is also one of the people behind Friends Who Roll Dice, the TTRPG group who are all about uplifting BIMPOC, LGBTQIA, Disabled, and other marginalized communities through actual play productions, product highlights, and charity events. He is also one of the hosts and producers...

We are joined by Jenn de la Vega. Jenn de la Vega is a community-oriented caterer and recipe developer based in Brooklyn, NY. Her most recent projects include ⁠ Filipinx ⁠ by Angela Dimayuga and Ligaya Mishan as well as ⁠ One Piece: Pirate Recipes ⁠ . Outside of the food industry, Jenn serves on the Board of Directors for The Tank and “Death by Audio” Arcade. She also voices Vivian Lakewood on the...

The Monster Manual describes Mind Flayers as “the scourge of sentient creatures across countless worlds. Psionic tyrants, slavers, and interdimensional voyagers, they are insidious masterminds that harvest entire races for their own twisted ends. Four tentacles snake from their octopus-like heads, flexing in hungry anticipation when sentient creatures come near.” We are joined by V.J. Harris. V.J....

We are joined by Frankie Larson.  Frankie (they/she) is a writer, florist, podcaster, and plant-obsessed ttrpg gamer of over 13 years. You can find them frequently yelling about lawns on twitter at @ ⁠humanhouseplant⁠ , or on their plant podcast,  ⁠ Propagated Podcast ⁠ . CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartian ⁠ : Co-producer, Editor MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force&#34...

We are joined by Frankie Larson.  Frankie (they/she) is a writer, florist, podcaster, and plant-obsessed ttrpg gamer of over 13 years. You can find them frequently yelling about lawns on twitter at @ ⁠humanhouseplant⁠ , or on their plant podcast,  ⁠ Propagated Podcast ⁠ . CAST ⁠ Dylan Malenfant ⁠ : Co-producer, Gamemaster ⁠ Aram Vartian ⁠ : Co-producer, Editor MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force&#34...

The Monster Manual describes unicorns as creatures with “a single spiraling horn of ivory whose magical touch can heal the sick and the injured. Its ears catch the words and whispers of the creatures that share its domain, and it knows the tongues of elves and sylvan folk. Unicorns allow good-hearted creatures to enter their woods to hunt or gather food, but they hold evil ever at bay. Foul-hearte...

We are joined by ⁠Jessie deHaan⁠ . Jessie is a research technician studying insect pests and their predators in greenhouses and agriculture. They are also the host and producer of the SciComm podcast "Gamer's Guide to Ecology" which aims to teach the ecological principles found in open-world video games to the people that play and love them. Not everyone has the chance to grow up surro...

We are joined by ⁠Rich Howard⁠ . Rich, whose pronouns are he/him, is a podcaster, writer, and game designer best known for all things underwater. You may know him as the host of Whelmed: The Young Justice Files, concept lead for the PbtA game Descent into Midnight, or for the 5e conversion of Sam Hing’s Horrors of the Aboleth. You can find him very occasionally on Twitter at @ ⁠umbralwalker⁠ . We...

We are joined by ⁠Rich Howard⁠ . Rich, whose pronouns are he/him, is a podcaster, writer, and game designer best known for all things underwater. You may know him as the host of Whelmed: The Young Justice Files, concept lead for the PbtA game Descent into Midnight, or for the 5e conversion of Sam Hing’s Horrors of the Aboleth. You can find him very occasionally on Twitter at @ ⁠umbralwalker⁠ . We...

We are joined by ⁠ KP ⁠ . KP is a creative tackling multiple fields including photography, cosplay, Streaming, TTRPG AP, and published written work. He's currently a permanent cast member of Glenbrook Unhallowed (Tales from the Loop AP), Void (Coriolis AP), and City of Light & Shadow (Fate AP), with many other charity one shots and long term APs under his belt. He's worked with major c...