Just Be Cousins

Notes show, meaning we jotted down random thoughts and then talked about them. More self indulgent than usual, in that regard. Friggin’ hoarders. Orwellian beavers. This episode is assiseven.

As the guy in that play said, words words words. Did you know Shakespeare made fart jokes? So we’re basically Shakespeare. From the top of our glabellas to the end of our minimuses.

A 4th of July episode, recorded on the third, posted on the 5th. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that Cletus can blow off his own damn fingers if he wants to, etc.

One more from the can, so Joe can attend to his little one. Speaking of the opposite if “little one,” this episode definitely mentions Bill Hader.

We’re back! Sort of. This random episode features candles, nurses, Orlando Bloom, olfactory nerves, and hats, so many hats, so many there’s even enough hats for bands from Australia.

Joe Newdad has already been poo’d upon and szszss-splattered. So instead of his bringing his sleep-deprived body to the mic, we’ll just post this one, from the can. About farts and songs. But not the ones Bill Hader tooted or sung.

Joe is now a dad. So here’s an episode we recorded earlier this year but never released. I have no idea what it’s about. Eggs, maybe. Or winning a fight against a dude in a coma. Definitely not about Bill Hader.

While we patiently wait for the JBC fam to grow by one, here’s an episode we recorded earlier in the year but never released. Not sure what it’s about, except that it has nothing to do with Bill Hader.

We use the c-word way too much in this one. Not the c-word that rhymes with what you do when you stalk prey. The c-word that rhymes with the dude who wrote “Tristia” back in the two-digit ADs.

This is a very kinky show. The kind you don’t take home to mother. Features Funtime Shaggs. We discuss thots. Thots never let your spirit down. They’re alright with me. Yeah.

What’s your opinion on Adele? We don’t care. Nor should you care about ours. Because we don’t have one. We do, but we don’t care that we do. Nor should you. Unless you do. Then don’t.

This one is all over the place. Speech impediments, meta-dreams, probiotic yogurt, cretins. Almost no Covid talk at all. Refreshing, right? Juliette Lewis, right?

Ian Sane joins us to discuss that thing, what is it, that thing that some people are getting, with the lungs and the fever, and the bleach, and the kid’s shows, and some David Lee Roth, what is that thing called again?

The Dad-Uncles (Double Barrel Daryl and Danger Lee) and their Nephew-Sons (Joe and Jason) discuss Covid (Novel Corona Virus), because what the !@#$%^&* (f-word) else is going on in the world?

A special episode, so special, you won’t know if you coming, going, or OD-ing. Featuring the incomparable Timedian, and Beth, his PROFESSIONAL SINGER wife. And she performs two Covidisized songs! The best episode ever!

Was going to call this episode “Monique Alexander” but our special guest Chris had a better idea. This is a silly episode. Covid, Cabin in the Woods, Oasis, robot death. Hijinks galore. Hi. Jinks.

More Covid talk. This time we tackle boredom. How to handle it. Hint: a man named Exotic. Anitta with two Ts. Joe and Jason are lucky cause we know F.T. Shaggs and you’re never bored talking (or listening) to F.T. Shaggs.

A podcast about the corona virus. Covid-19. The TP situation. The profiteering politicians. And we’re no better, taking this opportunity to show off our singing skills.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day! It’s Friday the 13th! What do they have in common? Well, to quote Edwin Starr: “Absolutely nothin’.” But that doesn’t stop Joe and Jason and the always amazing Shaggs from blathering and self-indulgence and such like.  Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthasbro R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

The Health Episode. Issue. Jason and Joe talk about their health issues. And the things they issue. Get it? That’s poetry. Wrinkly, low hanging poetry.

Random episode that I forgot to record for the first twenty minutes, so we went back and redid it but it threw me off my game. Joe is good that, as usual.

The wonderful (as always) Funtime Shaggs joins us on this episode to talk about Chocolate, White Chocolate, Peanuts, Beans, Pegging, and other topics that we strap-on and take-on like the men we are.

Film-slash-Valentine’s Day Show, with long digressions through crappy music and Elmer Fudd. Featuring The Steamroller Double-Barrel Daryl and Ian from Main Street New Mexico Membrane Sane. We don’t know who Dawn is.

Easily the most hypocritical podcast on the subject of hipsters you will ever hear. If you hear it. Or maybe you haven’t even heard of it. Heard of us. JBC. But if you have: you’re a hipster.

Super Bowl Show. Otis and Levando. Jason and Joe. All the football talk you want, which, hopefully, is barely any, as we’re a couple of hipster dipsticks who couldn’t care less, except: CHICKEN WINGS!