John talks to Lamb

John talks to Lamb is a PROFESSIONAL podcast where they are ingenious at keeping the audience entertained with utmost professionalism... Oh. Lamb rants about health again and John is being forced to go to a birthday party after this? Never mind, listen along as the guys' semi-professionalism shines as they discuss John's Spoiler Free Sinners Review, Duolingo VS Language Classes, How To Bec...

Do you have your partner's location turned on? Why? Are you scared they're going to Disney World without you? You know if you keep looking at it, you'll never have another surpise birthday party again. Wouldn't that suck? Anyways, JttL has a ball in today's episode as they talk about Digital and Parasocial Relationships, Childhood Imagination Nostalgia, The Fall Of Youtube, and...

It's time for your favorite time of the week, JttL is back at it again bringing you awesome podcasting content. Despite the technical difficulties, the guys really showcase their social awkwardness and gaming tenacity as they recount their experiences including Gummy Bear superiority, John Plays: Hardcore World of Warcraft, A FURRY DRAG SHOW!, and Lamb Got Propositioned!?

Once again, the guys rambled on longer than the scheduled hour. Instead of releasing it with Season 4: Episode 8, they decided to make it a special episode for your listening ears. However, this time, John sits back and listens as Lamb rants and raves for thirty minutes about his Dental Health Experience, Nerve Pain, and Dental Procedures.

Welcome back ya hooligans! Lamb a la John is back with another awesome episode full of drama, passion, and hilarious banter. The ADHD takes over as the guys are all over the place (as usual). Follow along as they talk about: Is **** a Slur?, Lost In Translation: The Equalizer, Lamb's Disdain For Fast and Furious, and John's Health Journey Chronicles: Carbs.

Rejoice listeners for you have been blessed with yet another episode of the John talks to Lamb Podcast! Be enamored as the guys blow your minds with great critiques and anecdotes (cursed ones as usual) such as: How Long Without Showering?!, Lamb's Trauma With B.O., John's Rage Corner: The Twilight Saga, and Uncanny Valley Chuckesmee.

What's that? You're having a retreat staycation to work on your craft? Have I got the the podcast for you, it's called John talks to Lamb! Play them in the background but try not to get entranced while they talk about John's week: Saving Private Grandma, Isolation: Creativity's Best Friend, Lamb's Writing Process, and More Senior Experiences. Today's episode also recall...

This is the second half of the of Season 4: Episode 4.5. Lamb's audio got corrupted so you can't hear his witty insults and wicked comments. However, we came up with a brilliant idea instead. If you're sane enough, sit back and listen to John talk uninterrupted for nearly 20 minutes about his Renaissance Fair Experience.

JttL back with another episode of rambling and ranting. Who knows what they'll talk about this time. Maybe Human/Monster Romances or 1945 German Military Werewolves? Nah, that's way too outlandish. However, they do talk about Baseball 9x9x9, John Cena's Villain Arc, Lamb Hates Type Casting, and Underwater Creature Features Suck.

What is up gamers! Here's something a little different. Due to some pretty rough technical difficulties, the original episode was scuffed. However, since the guys know you love listening to them so much, they've decided to release this as a special short episode. Listen along as the guys briefly discuss Lamb's Ninja Gaiden Redemption and Indications of Stress.

I vant to suck your blood, Walentine, bleh bleh bleh. I mean, we're totally not wampires. We choose not to go out into the sun, we like to rot away in our gamer nests instead. It's still February so listen along all you lovers and lovebirds as the guys talk about Valentine's Day Experiences, Vampire Interpretations in Media, Stylistic Eras Of Comedy Through Time, and Please Don't D...

Bau Bau everyone! Welcome to another episode of John talks to Lamb where we are inspired (We steal, I mean, are inspired to make content based on an inspiration that was inspired by something else... Totally makes sense). Follow along as the guys chat about John's Smackdown Experience (Not Good), Lamb's Vtuber Concert Experience (Bau Bau), Unoriginal Original Content, and the Traumas of Sh...

Sometimes metaphors are hard to really grasp. But if you look at them symbologically, things quickly become clear. See if you can decipher all the metaphors thrown in as the guys explore A New Segment: Public Forums Advice, Crisis Responses: Dyeing and Cutting Hair, Health and The Scarcity Mindset, and Weight Gain and Loss. Send your comments, emails, whatever, to lambalajohn@gmail.com. We promise...

Happy New Year to all! Thus begins season 4. If we were Ennealogy, this would be A New Hope. The guys are kicking off a new season with TWO special guests, John's brothers: Jacob and Jackson! Make sure you've got your headphones on as they discuss New Years Resolutions vs Goals, New Years Festivities, Fast and Furious are IN SPACE!?, and The One Month Year Scenario

We're not crazy we swear. But the voices. THE VOICES! If you listen closely, maybe you'll hear them too while the guys talk about Lamb's Dental Problems, Teeth Whitening Experiments, Internal Monologue, and Superiority Complexes. There may even be a guest appearance from a renowned boxer... Totally...

Content Warning: Digestive Health Would you walk for 40 days for the sake of weight loss? Neither would we. Instead we'll burn calories while flapping our yappers. This episode goes a little off the rails as the guys discuss Sports: What's Up With Defense?, Thanksgiving IBS and Drug Cocktails, Body Odor and Smell Goods, and Samsung’s Phone Hostage Ransom.

If talking about politics isn't your thing, this may not be the episode for you. However, the guys still try to find humor among the chaos. Lamb's brother gets a brief cameo too. Listen along as they discuss John's Adonis Syndrome, 2024 Election Results and Impact, Halloween in Review: Good Horror Films, and Frankie Clarence: Vindictive Vengeance.

What do you get when you cross John with alcohol? A rockin' good time with no repercussions at all. What do you mean it's a problem? It's not a problem, he can stop when he wants to. To prove it, take a shot every time John talks about alcohol (If you value your liver, please don't.) Anyways, the guys are here to talk about Airsoft and Paintball Experiences, John's Rockstar Lifestyle, Chronicles O...

Join us in wishing Lamb a happy dappy birthday! It's his episode today and John finally takes a seat after talking about his Competitive Spoons Injury and Lamb goes on and on about Pickle Ball Shenanigans, His Birthday Celebrations, Dragonball Sparking Zero Review.

What happens when a woman joins the podcast? What happens when she happens to be related to one of our hosts? Find out what happens when Lamb's sister joins the fray and they discuss Childhood Relationships and Pet Trauma, The $40 Dare, Embarrassing Stories About ̶K̶a̶t̶r̶i̶n̶a̶ Isaiah, and Isaiah's Homemade Quiz.

It's 2am. Is your refrigerator running? Where is it running off to? You wouldn't know because you're being a responsible person and getting 8 hours of sleep right? Right?? If you're struggling to sleep, just doze off listening to the guys as they talk about John's Love Quest Gone Wrong, Lamb's Birthday Plans: Sparking Zero, Samsung Ring Review, and Dreams Bleeding Into Reality.

You're sitting at the bar with your homie and he leaves to take a leak. A seven foot man takes his spot and tries talking to you. What do you do? Listen close and we'll tell you exactly how Lamb and John handle this situation. (P.S. They would panic.) The guys are feeling pretty toxic today and the gaslighting is at an all time high as they discuss Why Pee Smells, Dead Naming Pope Francis,...

Somehow, the guys find themselves discussing and debating various video game titles and the difference between story based gaming and choose-your-own-adventure gaming... once again! Hope you enjoy as they discuss 2022: A Great Year for Animated Cinema, Being Content with Life Goals, Lamb's Abandonment Issues, and Skyrim, Helldivers, Cassette Beasts, and more!

John is recovering from a night of drinking and Lamb just woke up. You'll have to forgive us for the terrible vocal fry this episode. Hopefully you can follow along as they talk about John's Infatuation with Toshio Tsuchiya, God Complex: I Liked it Before It Was Cool, TikTok Trendy Fame: Ice Spice, and Nick Cannon The Allfather.

Sorry for the little hiatus, life gets very busy but did you know it's Gary Gygax's birthday today? Make sure you go seduce a dragon tonight to celebrate and have us in the background talking about Having Too Many Career Paths, Stephen King's Writing Method, Does Racism Bring People Together?, and Balls of Steel: Assassination.