Jess and Abby’s Lousy Beautiful Town

So, we need to talk about Reylo. No, we don’t shit on the ship but y’all need to stop acting like it’s more important than racism. We put our fists through that bullshit and then A your Qs and spend too long talking about reality TV. Princess’ ( @WeekesPrincess ) video: https://youtu.be/avZ_NC4TrQA Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gm...

Ash is here and chaos reigns! IG-11 is Jesus. The Mando has sexy blindfold times. Fun Vodka Aunt Cara. Blame Abby's first kiss on Veggie Tales. And Dave Filoni has ruined everything for us—including trees.       Also let’s get one thing straight you goddamn n00bs there’s no plot hole with how the Mando heals so quickly. It’s fucking bacta you goddamn whores. Read a Star War god.  Find Ash on all t...

HAROLD! Tune in as we straight-up melt from all the gay of 2015's Oscar-bait kinda sorta not really Christmas movie, Carol! Thanks for listening along this season. We'll see you all in November 2020!   Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

**THE RISE OF SKYWALKER SPOILERS AHEAD* Jaclyn’s back and with a vengeance! After a ton of technical difficulties, scheduling conflicts, and bad brain days we FINALLY get to our discussion about The Rise of Skywalker. None of us took our meds, so strap in for a wild ride of calling out people for their anti-blackness (again), why TROS is good, actually, and Pickled Snoke. Yes, you read that right....

Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer! Join Their Majesties, Queen Emma and Queen Abby, us they share their love of the movie series that inspired this pod, A Christmas Prince! We hope you all have a Very Merry Christmas!   Follow Us On Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

*to the tune of Shots by LMFAO* fists! Fists! Fists fists fists fists! Join us as we put our fists through Lucasfilm being cowards, refusals to recognize privilege, anti-blackness, and the treatment of Ming-Na Wen. And then we join Darth Vader in his “I killed Luke Skywalker” conga line dance. Balance! Spoilers for LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles

Switching places, having the same faces, and a movie that's just aces. Welcome to our double feature week where we watch The Princess Switch and The Knight Before Christmas; featuring Emma having Strong Feelings(TM) and Abby's 14th century history lesson. Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

Here's our note saying we love Last Christmas, and we meant it. Join us as we sing the praises of the sincerity and heart of this film, but mostly the praises of Michelle Yeoh. Enjoy! Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

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What's historical accuracy anyway? Join Emma an Abby as they dive into The Spirit of Christmas, talk about the joys of Christmas trees, and if Ghost Dick is worth waiting for. Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

Snow is magical and there are way too many hills for this movie to be set in northern Illinois. Join us for a wild ride of an episode as we review the 2019 Netflix film, Let it Snow!   Find us on twitter:  @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

Welcome to Technical Difficulties: The Podcast where discord hates us and the universe doesn’t want us to talk about Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan! But screw you, universe, we did it anyway. Also Yoda is a capitalist. 

Once upon a time, a thirst heaux, Rogue Six, and a Sapphic got together and drank. A lot. And decided to record a podcast episode. Because what else do three podcasters do when spending a weekend together? Talk like normal people? I think not. Anyway, enjoy this Hot Mess(TM). Follow Lynn: @lynnyneal @SapphicSkywalk Follow Danny: @DannyPirtle19 @RoguePodron  Follow Us On Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejess...

We kick off our first movie of the season with The Holiday Calendar starring Kat Graham, Quincy Brown, Ethan Peck, and Ron Cephas Jones! Join us as we wonder how (movie) Abby is able to afford her apartment, how she and Josh haven't already banged, and if HIPAA exists in this fictional town! Find us on twitter:  @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

Welcome to Rosé Till Christmas Day! Pour yourself a glass and get to know Abby and Emma as they discuss the true meaning of Christmas and their favorite RomComs before letting you know what they plan to watch this Holiday Season!

Our hearts grow three sizes while watching The Rise of Skywalker trailer. We’re bad at speculation. And what Carrie Fisher means to us. This episode was recorded on what would have been her 63rd birthday and it’s a little rough emotionally, we won’t lie. Below are some helplines. And remember to do it for Carrie. Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 National Substance Abuse Hotline: 1-800-662-4357 Cris...

Geese are white feminists, where the fuck is Rose Tico, and Podre Lacsap is The Mando. We answer all your questions ranging from ABBA songs to “which Rogue One character would you pick to live?” Which is silly because the answer is clearly Bodhi Rook so he can top Luke Skywalker. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Literally no one has been talking about redemption in Star Wars lately so we thought we’d bring it up! Tune in for a respectful, nuanced conversation about redemption and forgiveness. Yes, it’s actually possible.  Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Jess and Abby get really emotional about Jyn Erso and Rogue One. 80% of the episode is spent quoting viral videos. And somehow we get a coherent episode. Enjoy. And if you don’t… shut the fuck up. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  

Threepio has super-miniaturized Death Star tech in his eyes, fuck Boi-Wan Kenobi is back, Rey has a Sith Army Knife, and the Star Wars nightmare hotel is coming soon to a theme-park-where-they-never-let-you-leave near you. Strap in for a wild ride of Jess and Abby drinking and reporting the news from D23.  Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifulto...

Two Slytherins bully some Gryffindors, Jess doesn’t remember The Muppets, and Abby’s Lion King 2 sexual awakening. Join us as we drunkenly answer your questions in our very first Q&A. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  

Star Wars… Assemble. What do Thor, Protector of the Lesbians, and Luke Skywalker have in common? Listen in as Jess and Abby compare and contrast the Star Wars and Marvel franchises, both within their own universes and the real world.  ***Outro Song: It’s Been A Long, Long Time cover by OUR VERY OWN Abby G. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifulto...

Honestly, at this point if you don’t know our brand is forever “deep stuff but also porn,” what are you even doing here? Come hang out for the unintentionally thirsty episode all about “unlikable” women and how they aren’t actually unlikable, you’re just sexist. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  

We tried… so hard… not to be thirsty… but we failed. Join us for a very tipsy episode all about Alphabet Squadron! Stay tuned for our review, breakdown of the characters, and what we hope for in the coming books. Plus mental health in my Star Wars??? It’s more likely than you think! **SPOILERS for Alphabet Squadron, Battlefront II, and Shattered Empire** Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss...

In our ever-pressing quest for deep stuff but also porn, we pop our friend Jaclyn’s podcast cherry! We talk about our LGBTQ+ headcanons and why Jaclyn is right about all of them. Plus we put our fists through things and burn a lot of bridges ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Follow Jaclyn on Twitter:  @jbandos Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com