Jabari’s Wisdom

Yeah, not really a wisdom, not really a rant, not really an introspection...just a story.  Not really a good one either.  So this will be a weekday podcast.  Just a filler podcast.  Enjoy...

Get ready for a ton of updates.... Get ready for a ton of "I think I'm almost done".  This is coming from a far future Jabari....I was never "almost done".  But all these updates will be interesting to look back on whenever I finally finish this freaking thing.  BTW the updates will always be very vague.  Sorry about that, but ain’t no way someone stealing my freaking idea...

Like being disgusted about pedophilia isn't an uncommon thought to have (unless you are an *REDACTED* politician or spy/*REDACTED* politician/CEO/actor/studio head), but still I don't hear people really try to get into the mind of why these pedophiles do what they do.  They usually just say they are mentally broken and call it a day...which isn’t wrong, but I believe there is more to it. ...

Future Jabari here.  I've been thinking this throughout all my preloading tenure, and it just seems so crazy to me that some people can do this as a long-term career thing.  Like my time at UPS has really humbled me.  Warehouse jobs are American sweatshops.  It really makes you realize what things you should be grateful for. Like even something as simple as a lunch break....like in Hong Kong I...

Hey, it’s me from the future, and yep, exactly like expected, everything is exaggerated and bs. Like all these random numbers, all these random "1 trillion parameter model," whatever bs...and the model is literally the exact same.  You can’t tell a difference.  It’s very subtle bs differences.  Like, say Claude Opus 4.4 vs 4.5 vs 4.6....they all pretty much feel exactly the same.  Like,...

Just another podcast that strictly talks about myself and my thoughts/strategies for the future.  Not really a wisdom or a rant or an introspection...just a tidbit.  

One of the most humiliating things to have happened to me in recent memory.  I should've known this was going to occur; knowing how much I drink water and how consistently hydrated I am.  But, alas, I failed to realize most people seemingly aren't like me and literally have empty bladders at all times since all they drink is the occasional soda or juice only during eating times.  Absolutel...

I’m sorry you "the white race is dying" cringe lords.  If anything, it’s been dying since the start of time.  Your ancestors would look at you in disgust.  You are a mutt and will always be a mutt.  And the funny part is, those ancestors who would look at you as a mutt; even THEIR ancestors would look at them as a mutt.  The facts are: humanity is much more of a mess of different culture...

This is a scientifically tried and tested method.  Do NOT take it with a grain of salt.  Heed my wisdom.  If a lame like me can make it work, you surely can.  And if you are at a body type that is unappealing, just go to the gym.  Legit, just try it.  I made a podcast about it in the past if you need some tips.  A little bit can go a long way.  Trust, a girl can tell.  Like I personally believe, i...

Yes, more introspection podcast.  Just an introspective week, I guess.  Probably not interesting at all to people unless I ended up being famous.  So see this as some type of podcasting investment.   The worth of these introspective podcasts goes up the more famous I potentially become.  If I become peak fame, people in the future will go, “Dang, it was so worth it to understand the mind of such a...

Future Jabari here.  Spoiler, I don't think my hair was thinning since my hair is hella grown out now, and not like there’s a thinned/bald part.  I think that barber just sucked.  But who knows. 

Sometimes a moment of loneliness is an important canon moment to have.  Only in silence does your true voice sing....and once you hear it....you can start to compose a harmony in the right scale.

Future Jabari here.  It’s funny, a couple of weeks or so after this podcast was recorded, I started playing League again.  By the new year or so, I got into plat.  Made it to plat 2.  But all it takes is one loss to ruin a streak.  Then boom, even though I am consistently getting A+ or S as a ranking each game, it doesn’t matter.  Teammates are bad since I’m not in the losers queue.   That’s why E...

I'll never understand how some people can force conversations that they KNOW will be uncomfortable for other people so easily.  Like I get it if they are very close, but even then, like play for your audience troll.    And worse, like if you are part of a niche kind of group... it should be expected that you won't be specially treated out of the crowd.  Like you know how bad I wish there...

Future Jabari here.  One thing that is annoying about having such a big backlog of podcasts is that my wisdom, that unironically is ahead of its time, comes out late.  I swear I will consistently be talking about stuff that is so ahead of the curve, and then, however many months later, the world finally catches up to watch I brought up so long in the past.... Worse, since there is a crazy backlog,...

Once again, another unhinged rant based on cringe crap I see on Reddit.  I truly wish Apple wasn’t so anal about what apps are allowed on their platform.  Due to this cringe, the only discussion board-esque app that has any form of popularity that I can have an app of is the cringe known as Reddit.  And worse, Reddit tries to force subreddits you DON’T HAVE INTEREST IN down your throat to encourag...

Man...I swear the millisecond I become a CEO I will FORCE things to be completely rewritten just from aura.  Because just from the mere fact I don’t act like a mindless carbon copy sludge of a human would make me stand out so hard.  It would be such a breath of fresh air that probably within a year I would become a worldwide phenomenon, the most influential human in modern day.

It’s such a common thought people have for some reason when you are self-aware enough to look.  Even people who would normally agree would think the same thing.  People just for some reason hate when they had to struggle with something and then see that someone else had an easier time.  Like logically it makes sense, if you struggled, it feels unfair if someone gets to potentially be BETTER than y...

It seems like such an obvious statement to me, but it seems to never be a thing.  Even Japan of all places seems to never do the obvious decision.  Like....idk....I guess it’s one of those things where people won’t understand until someone crashes through the wall and forces everyone to go "oh wait this is a genius move"....  I guess it’s up to me....

And before the cringelords who are so pro-England that they are about to burst a blood vessel from rage, I don't give af.  You will not convince me.  England is just not that country.  I know it’s annoying that so many games have their location hosted in America, but that’s more an issue with the creativity of these game developers.  Perhaps more developers should consider different genres of...

Prepare for more podcasts like this to come out in the coming weeks/months.  Since they aren't really "wise wisdoms", these types of podcasts will have a different title than the usual and will be released on non-Sundays.  Not that it really matters, but it will help make the podcast more organized.  Also, the added benefit is that it will help catch the podcast up to modern-day time...

Yeah, future Jabari here....I'm getting closer to that deadline as I type this, ironically.  Ironically, this podcast will come out around the time I said I would potentially just go with the idea.... I guess this podcast will be a scheduled reminder to myself so that if crap is to a point where I would consider it, I would hear this podcast and it would convince me to just go and do it...

More AI rambles.  Yeah, yeah, I’m saying the same thing over and over again in 50 different ways, but me speaking these things out loud slowly morphs my brain into the solution.  You'll be glad I did these rambles one day. And SCREW DRIVING IN HAMPTON ROADS.

Like you thought TikTok or Reels was interdimensional....you just wait until AI is actually mainstream and everyone, even big companies, are fighting for your attention.  It’s gonna be a mess.  AI slop, human slop, just slop all around...

It’s actually so infuriating.  I stress out thinking I’ll scrape the side of my car since idiots on my street literally use the road as their personal driveway.  Like you'd think it were a city road where customers are parking outside a bar the way there are so many cars on the street.