Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

Contained within: (1) Edinburgh Moments, (2) Sarah's Psychic Premonitions, (3) Erik's Private Synchronicity, (4) Chick Chat, (5) Dined Blate With Lodger Rodge, (6) 66, (7) Prophet.

Despite popular outcry, here is a sparkling new episode for you to enjoy! In this one, we discuss weird hotel room art, talk Thetans, do a Siqq Piqqs, and taste some local truffles. All for you. All for you. 

Just like Jesus, we have risen again on Easter. Join us as we discover German drinking techno, call the Bart Simpson Scientology hotline, and listen to recordings of REAL ANGELS singing songs of the End Times.   

Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do joi...

It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.  

In this episode, we over-"share", talk horror movies, probe the mysteries of Quantum Immortality, play some douche jams, and drink weird German boozes. Enjoy!

In this episode, we probe the secrets of the universe, the aliens, and reincarnation. Eric Clapton also appears. I've had too many Mom Wines to describe further.

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Zoo Chat! Wachowski Chat! Akhenaten Chat! German Snack Chat, Vol. II! Wagner Chat!  

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Rocky Horror Chat! Film Festival Chat! German Snack Chat! Mozart Chat! Scriabin Chat! Alien Chat! 

LOCATION: Venice, Italy   TOPICS:  Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton

Guest Starring: Charles the Heckler! Location: New York City Topics: A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven      

Guest Starring Al! LOCATION: Sedona, AZ TOPICS: Stapp Up 2 Your Mentality / Welcome To Vortex Country / Chakra Kahn / Unidentified Football Objects / You’ve Discovered My Inner Child / Baby Alien In A Jar / Herb Walks / I Married A Psychic / Hair Doesn’t Just Disappear / UFO Segway Tours

Guest Starring Shelby Cobras!   TOPICS: Pink Floyd Covers Garth Brooks for Taco Bell (super rare!) / Flagstaff, AZ: Illuminati Hotspot? / Weird Rooms / Shadow People Hate Frasier / Vapin n Grapin / Summoning the Spirit of Jerry Garcia / Sarah the Ghost Whisperer / Shelby’s Warehouse Ghost / Cat Worship / Errol Flynn's Cockfight Casino / A Message From Our Sponsor