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Ready or not, here she comes! Emily Cooper is BACK, which means we are freebasing champagne to prepare for yet another season of her ridiculous antics, but before we dive head-first into brand new chaos, we're here to get you caught up on all the Season 3 tea. Where did we leave off with Emily, Gabriel, Alfie, Mindy, and all our favorite Savoir pals?? Plus, we dissect the trailer for Season 4 and...

Depending on which one of your lovely podcast hosts you ask, this movie was either full-on CRINGE or unexpectedly amusing. But what we can agree on is that this movie was too long, Nicole Kidman was miscast, "Zara" was the wrong name for Joey King, and the film should have been released with Hallmark Channel's Christmas line-up. Let us know what YOU thought about this one on our socials! Don’t for...

DUDE! THIS MOVIE FRIGGIN' SUCKED! Offensive to all kinds of groups (astronauts, Floridians, people with nine toes, and basically anyone with more than two brain cells), Space Cadet spreads the dangerous message that all it takes is a total lack of self-awareness and a sprinkle of creative thinking to become an astronaut. This one misses the mark by a lightyear due to its unreasonable demand that t...

The movie equivalent of a Kardashian, Mother of the Bride is pretty to look at but DAAAMN, SHE BE DUMB! Jam packed with succulent eye candy (Brooke Shields, Benjamin Bratt, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY) and the stunning backdrop of Thailand, you'd think this 90-minute Netflix rom-com would be a cute and funny yet profound study on what sexuality and relationships mean to women as they age, but you would be...

We've reached the end of our Bridgerton project (for now), and there are both celebrations (primarily from Lisa) and tears (exclusively from Dawn). We'll give you all the tea on whether Cressida decided to take the high road; whether Colin could put his hot air balloon-sized ego aside long enough to let Penelope clean up her own messes; and, if Francesca and John's wedding really went as smoothly...

It's the "Pen"-ultimate episode of Season 3, and Lady Whistledown's situation is more precarious than ever. Can Penelope convince Colin to become Lord Whistledown or must she accept her fate as "just a Bridgerton," which (let's be real, girl) is not the end of the world? Will Cressida send the whole house of cards toppling to the ground for a shot at a better life? Will the Mondriches snub yet ANO...

Apologies, dear listeners, for the unexpected delay in bringing these latest episodes to you but we assure you that it was worth the wait! All hell is breaking loose in the world of Bridgerton as pressure is building on Lady Whistledown to reveal herself and we suddenly have not one but two couples ready to take that stroll down the aisle. If this show knows how to do anything correctly, it's how...

We're halfway through the season and all of Colin and Penelope's building sexual tension finally comes to head...or should we say, a finger? (Or two.) It's zero to sixty from a diddle in the carriage to a ring on the finger, but who cares how we got there once we get there? With four episodes to go, we await the inevitable second act twist in which Lady Whistledown must reveal her secret. We're al...

Despite inflating our hopes last week with that steamy kiss, Mission Polination slows down this week to the pace of an escaping hot air balloon. And speaking of hot air, both Cressida and Penelope are full of it as they compete for Lord Debling's affections, and we get nothing but air from Francesca, who finds her soulmate in John Stirling and simply breathes in his presence for a few moments befo...

Things take a turn for the worse this week as Penelope is forced to out her own charm school scandal in Lady Whistledown and we discover that the Featherington sisters know even less about making babies than Daphne Bridgerton, which is...an accomplishment. But there's a sliver of hope for all you Polinators out there because our featured couple FINALLY does something besides air sharing and longin...

Break out your antihistamines, gentle listeners, because it's Polin season on Bridgerton! We may have accidentally taken a drowsy formula because so far, Episode 1 has threatened to put us right to sleep. The only thing putting a pep in our step at this stage is Colin's inexplicable glow-up and Portia Featherington's determination to get buns in her daughters' ovens ASAP. Otherwise, we'll just be...

We made it to the finish line of what can only be described as both a marathon AND a sprint -- Fair listeners, we bring you the final installment of Bridgerton, Season 2, just in time for the drop of Season 3! We'll get you all caught up on Kate and Anthony (will they or won't they??), the most scandalous Featherington scam to date (trade rubies for palladium and it's basically a Hiram Lodge fanfi...

Mamma mia, here we go again. A little deja vu to start the second season of Bridgerton, as we get introduced to several new characters whose names we will struggle to remember as well as a number of perfectly reasonable misunderstandings that will surely lead to heartbreak and drama in the second half. Still, if there's one thing we can say with absolute certainty at this point (something we never...

And just like that, we are wrapping up Season 1 of Bridgerton, and let's just say, we had some THOUGHTS. Despite having just over 4 hours of show time, we are unsure of what we accomplished here in the second half of this first season besides a ton of parties, several man-child hissy fits, and a (possible) murder??? Oh, and we also found out who Lady Whistledown is, and if you want to know, too, y...

Oh, god -- it's happening. We're doing it. That's right, people. It is finally time for us to sink our teeth into the Netflix sensation known as Bridgerton. Our ambitious goal is to get fully up to speed on the first two seasons by the time Season 3 premieres in May, so hold on to your feathered hats because here we go! In Part 1 of our series, we get into the Who's Who of this cast of MANY simila...

If you're looking for a creative writing prompt, we recommend you watch The Strays and then write a novel to fill in all the blanks because this movie leaves quite a bit to the imagination. Perhaps if they had spent less time on itchy scalps, late-night Chinese food orders, and the most awkward game of Scrabble you've ever seen, we might be more satisfied with the story being told. But alas, here...

One of the best "How NOT To" guides we've ever seen on how to rob a millionaire, Shattered is going to teach you everything you don't want to do on your next Robin Hood-inspired adventure, starting with rule #1: Leave your stepfather OUT OF IT. And if you don't feel like watching the entire thing, just check out the two-minute trailer, which manages to spoil pretty much every plot twist that might...

Should have called this movie The Lost Plot, because we sure as hell couldn't find it. The movie shamelessly teased us with the promise of an exciting plot twist or a dangerous encounter only to give us...a worm. And an appreciation for our own mothers, who could never even come close to the insanely selfish matriarchs featured in The Lost Daughter. What a snoozefest. Save yourself some time, and...

Hop on board the crazy train with us this Easter and give this eggs-ellent movie a chance! What more do you need to celebrate the most solemn and holy high holiday of the Catholic religion than an elementary school bus massacre, a token pair of fake breasts (that bait you into thinking this might be a sexy movie -- it's not), and a mentally unstable man in a bunny suit with an unlimited arsenal of...

We've said it before, we'll say it again: We are HERE for Lindsay Lohan's comeback. And while Irish Wish might have SOME flaws (i.e. confusing lore, total lack of chemistry between almost all of the characters, a criminally underutilized Jane Seymour, and corny rom-com tropes), Lindsay and her uber-charming opposite played by Ed Speleers save this film from being total garbage. Be careful what you...

Ahh, a movie that finally dares to posit the question...if most people are afraid of the dark, why not make the entire movie dark? Like, SO DARK that they can't even see the ACTUAL scary things that are going on. It's brilliant. It's bold. It's impossible to watch within a one-mile radius of a light source. So close your eyes and let us guide you through the poorly lit journey that is Polaroid, a...

Now that we're all nice and turned on by our sexy February line-up, we'd like to keep the spice levels high with a movie that features graphic snail sex and 45 seconds of Jacob Elordi. That's right. You're WELCOME. One of our favorites from the archives, Deep Water is a must-see and if you're not convinced, you will be by the end of this episode.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:...

Forget Valentine's Day -- Leap Year is obviously the sexiest, most romantic holiday of them all, and we have the movie to prove it. This film has it all: zero nudity, zero sex, and zero chemistry, plus enough tired rom com tropes you could choke to death on them. Even Dawn's "favorite" leading lady, Amy Adams, can't save this excruciating nothingburger from boring us to tears, so forgive us while...

We're closing out our ~threesome~ of sexy February movies with the 1998 classic erotic thriller, Wild Things, only one of us found this movie erotic or thrilling (hint: it's Dawn). While we did not necessarily agree on whether or not this was a good movie worthy of praise, we definitely agreed on this: Bill Murray carried this whole film on his back (with a not-so-modest assist from Denise Richard...

If you were thinking about suggesting a threesome to your partner this Valentine's Day because you are sexually dissatisfied with your relationship and are unwilling to talk to them about it, THINK AGAIN. Just like having a baby to save a failing marriage, this is a BAD PLAN and if you don't want to take our word for it, watch Happy Ending. This dull and cringe-worthy slog of a movie is far worse...