Hypothetigals

Christmas is coming which got us thinking... If we were to create a festival or festive season from scratch - what would it be and what would it look like? We celebrate all things denim, the sun, Nerf guns and more. Drop it like it's hot and tell us what you think!

For once in our lives, we did some research just to fill in some gaps of the latest episode. And no we couldn't find out if flies get homesick, but we did learn how long they live, why they like the heat and if they don't mind a gentle tap on that butt of theirs.

Ever wonder whether or not those pesky little critters with wings get homesick when they hitch a car ride? Well we try solve the mystery one fly spank at a time.

So we have a Karen amongst us. We haven't been trying to hide it, but jeez does she live up to that name... horribly! But if you were to embrace your inner "Karen", what would be your signature move? I want to speak to the... HypothetiKarens!

Now we haven't tried to hide it, but as you know - one of the hosts of the show is named Karen. And while we shouldn't be going on the record saying this... she lives up the name. She lives up to it horribly - but we want to know if you embraced your inner "Karen", what would be your signature move?

Honey, I shrunk to 5cm tall... now what? Well where do we start... you can ride your pet dog, climb into people's mouths or you can actually do something with your life and become a documentary filmmaker or assassin. The options appear endless, despite some of your shortcomings.

The next two episodes you are going to get to know your hosts more than you have ever before. But of course in a completely hypothetical kind of way. Now Kate regularly lies about her height and claims she is a tall person trapped in a small person's body. But what would happen if you were actually only 5cm tall?

You are in for a great session... nose picking session that is! Now everyone picks their nose, but if you were to pick your nose - where would be the best locations? We discuss the dilemmas of the good ol' hunt in the car to the most time efficient spots. But we would love to hear from you on where your favourite location is... for research and helping each other purposes only of course. We're in...

Disclaimer: This upcoming episode we discuss bodily functions and we take no responsibility if it causes you to dry-heave. Hypothetigals, turned self-help podcast, gives you advice on if you were to pick your nose… what are the best locations. We pick apart the location details and your disposal options. Tune in this Wednesday for all the snotty details. Sorry, not sorry.

With all this stormy weather it's hard not to think about what you'd discover at the end of a rainbow? Hypothetigals are thinking something along the lines of a RuPaul musical with all your favourite larger than life characters, plus much much more. But we'll let you be the judge.

Have you ever tried to reach the end of the rainbow?  And if you got there, would you find a pot of gold or would it be something different? Well for Hypothetigals, it's never that simple - think Care Bears, musical dance party and a dark twist.

Quite often we get distracted on the podcast by how hungry we are... so enough is enough it's about time an edible steering wheel was created. So if you had to choose a pizza topping for a steering wheel, what would you pick? Think this would simple? Well, it's not!  We discuss juicy, slimy and smelly details.

There are so many pizza toppings to choose from these days... But it's not so easy when you are picking that topping to be converted into a life-size steering wheel. From flimsy capsicum to hazardous pepperoni, what would be your choice?

If you ate mermaid, what would it taste like? We go back to one of our first hypotheticals, which we have spent hours chatting about. From taste testing the tail versus the body and what would be the best way to prepare. We talk about the "science" behind animals like platypus nuggets to climate and how they could be swimming around already half cooked. Tune in and follow us on Spotify.

If you ate mermaid, what would it taste like? From salmon with crispy onion flavour bombs to sea cucumber wrapped in seaweed.

When we think of ghosts, we think of night... But what do they get up to during the day? In this Halloween special, we chat about the slobby nature of these entities to their new found focus on wellness. You'll hear it all and we'd be frightened to know what you think, Hypothetighouls! Follow Hypothetigals on Spotify.

Hypothetighouls are you ready for a Halloween special? 👻 This is not for the faint-hearted as we will find out what ghosts really get up to during the day.

Have you ever wondered if aliens visited earth, would they be here for good or evil? Well, we chat about all the possibilities and to be honest we think the mystery is solved. But it may not be what you think... all evidence based of course! From shapeshifting into the family pet to an alien exchange program, we unpack it all. Tune in and follow us on Spotify.

If aliens were visited earth, would they be here for good or evil? From hosting our family pet bodies to being on an alien exchange program, we unpack it all.

You know those weird-ass conservations you have with your friends. That's what Hypothetigals is all about. In the podcast series, we chat in way too much detail about a bunch of random and wacky conspiracy theories and musings. Nothing is off the table.