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This week we do a deep dive into the matrix and Deven's childhood. We explore the nuances of dick and pussy jokes. We also stress the importance of promoting your soundcloud songs through only fans.

Today, we're talking about every single horror movie ever made in gruesome detail. From every twist to every turn. Brothers in blood.

This week we talk to serious hyper pop artist, stick n' poke virtuoso, and executive podcast producer Zak "just a few inches" Lanius about a range of issues. CONTENT WARNING: THIS IS A SERIOUS EPISODE AND THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO RIFFS OR JOKES. 

This week on the pod we talk about art, photography, writing, music, finding your niche, and really accepting the futility of everything.

Elusive streaming tattoopolice joins us via the web to talk shit and take names.

Coming in hot off the Pissy stream, Deven, Zach, and Zak shower you with golden riffs.

We woke up early for this one. This week we're talk about pissy preparations, famous Baton Rouge rapper Lil' penis, and Deven gets called out for asking for jelly.

This week we're delving in to the secret files of elders for riffs no one in living history has heard. Takes so ancient many think they are origin of the rudiments such as "that's what she said" and "poker? i hardly know her."  Written by true philosophers these texts were hidden away in dusty catacombs and locked in towers never to be spoken again for fear of their p...

The boiz are back and this week we made some bad choices about what to take before the pod, but we riff through the haze and emerge victorious. This week we revisit the stock playaz and talk out the problem with MCU as well as barely talking about the election. Oh you thought we go in on the results? THINK AGAIN!

Zach is back this week and were talking about our cool new video game as well as the lifestyle of a true stock playa. Featuring: Cheap N' DIrty Poboy by Loose Jack

Zach's run away to Arkansas to avoid the group of school children who've been bullying him so now he's podcast to us from a parking lot with a bottle of vodka. This week we slip slightly further away as social distancing's grip slowly eats more and more away from us, waiting to pounce on our last few remaining social graces. We devolve in to our most animalistic of urges, to ri...

From a brand new Syfy series to Donald Trump's only fans, this week the boys are taking on a bottle of peanut butter whiskey and riff through this humid Louisiana afternoon.

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People ask us all the time, they say,"Hey guys, how do you things would have turned out, on that fateful September day, if we still lived in the old west?" I gotta say, it took a lot of careful research, a keen eye to detail, and an army of energy drinks, but I think we have uncovered the most in-depth, nay, the only true rundown of often overlooked possibility of cowboy responders. Feat...

1. Deven 2. Zach 3.Zak This week we're talking a down home country classic, and getting into some local shows that we're very excited about. We're talking video games, Rasputin, and the one and only Shrimp and Corn Soup.

The world is falling apart. A rampant virus is clawing its way around the nation. People are angry they finally have to acknowledge racism and Taco Bell is cutting their menu like its an artsy girls bangs. Here at Baton Rouge Sucks, we want you to know that we're are not here for you. You are personally responsible for the hemorrhaging world that is melting apart as we watch. YOU KNOW WHAT YO...

Dexter Nicholas is on the show this week talking about his new album and his quarantine world. Featuring his song: Bad Man.

We gathered every very living member of Wimpsville into the same room and let them talk about whatever they wanted for an hour. What we've recorded here is possibly the most prolific, one of kind melding of the minds of some of the most well respected smart/cool guys this city has ever scene. We humbly present...The Wimpsville Epiode.

Just the boiz this week holding it together despite internet failure and Peach Whiskey. Deven and Zak have a heart to heart while mean Zach sings about rain or something. Featuring: Stealin Pill by Dalton Wayne and the Warmadillos

Sadly this week its just the boys riffing and running late. Despite unveiling our plans for a rock opera this week, we also have time to talk about our favorite content creators Rhett and Link. Sorry, no song this week, just jokes.

This week we record remotely with special Guest Terence Delaine. We did have some technical problems with his audio but the jokes still stand, and this week were talking caucasian twitter and kids shows. Featuring: Pale Room by Troy Bennett

This one was a doozy folks. Join us as we discuss new video games, and our very very very very knowledge view of modern art. Featuring: Black Owned (Prod. by Epik The Dawn) by Tajh Spikes

Special guest, local celebrity, and series regular Alan Singleton joins us to work on impressions and to give out Erin finsta to the world via the glorious medium of podcasting. Featuring: One More July by Norb

We're back everybody, just drinking, and riffing. This weeks all about gout and twisting idioms around on each other. Be sure the check out Patreon if you like what we're doing, or if you don't just pay us to shut up.