Hey Chums

To watch Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank is to endure Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank. Listen as we break down this particularly visceral episode, consider the potential catastrophic dangers of open vats on set, and wax poetic about the sanctity of the humble kitchen tong. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (pl...

Welcome back to Hey Chums! We're breaking down S14 E11, as we try to not get bitten by mosquitos thanks to Kinfield, get our workouts on with Metric Mate, and soothe our bellies with Wild Wonder. Also, a very warm welcome to Tony Xu, our guest Shark & CEO of Door Dash. Tony, if you're reading this... our relationships with our partners are really not that serious. Give us a ring sometime!&nbsp...

WE'RE BACK IN THE TANK for the Season 14 Episode 10 episode with GOOP CEO and problematic fave Gwyneth Paltrow! Join us for a slew of products we have no use for, from the "chill cradle" for wine to organic diapers (also, if we ever hear the phrase "diaper blow-out" on this show again, just end our lives. Please). A reminder to follow @HeyChumsPodcast, and "tanks" so much for the support to the en...

We get a hearty mix of high highs and low lows this week, with a bird-viewing device that assaults your sense of personal space, a single-use version of something called a "sauna suit" that may or may not be made up, and a 17 year-old entrepreneur whom we hope is prepared to take us on as a mentor. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Aly...

Welcome to the final HC episode of the year, where we break down Season 14 Episode 7 of Shark Tank! Get cheesy with an insanely specialized product from Florida, take a deep breath as Cuban has a breakdown, and remember your loved ones with Legacy Shave. Also, content/jump scare warning: ALYSSA'S LARYNGITIS. Yes, her voice in this episode sounds like that of a curséd thousand-year old crow. Yes, s...

Strap on your flippers and dive into this boozy episode about S14E06 of Shark Tank, where we swim through oceans of high-end wine coolers and bulk margaritas. We also meet the entrepreneur who thinks he's already a Shark, and consider whether a homespun craft can get us excited about the science of banana ripening. Answer: Not really! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank pod...

This week, in Season 14 Episode 5 of Shark Tank, Emma Grede is in the tank for an episode cozier (and even more flammable) than a faux-mink cape. We'll examine the troubling relationship between a momtrepreneur and her young daughtertrepreneuer, and talk to a Real British Person about why Americans prefer things that are disgusting. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podca...

Join us for Season 14, Episode 4 of the Tank, where we ask ourselves, "Is this the most snoozeworthy lineup of products ever to grace the silver screen?" We also discuss the moral implications of college service jobs, the viscosity of a nonalcoholic cocktail, and WTF a home air filter is. Also: Is Robert just finding out how much college tuition costs? Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unoffic...

Let's get into episode 3 of season 14. Take a dive into the Tank with us as we welcome guest shark Kendra Scott (of #BamaRushTok fame), celebrate Kimchi, argue about sandcastles, and give the Sharks a little astrological analysis. Also: one thing we can all agree on? Shoving your arm into the cavity of a cold pumpkin is one of life's greater joys.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unoffi...

Breaking down episode 2 of season 14! We're back to our beloved, non-live format. Take a dive in the Tank with us as we explore crocheting for kids, a banana-shaped accessory that's sort of a phone but functionally not really anything, a clever chicken-roasting invention, and a very sweet, hip dopp kit. Also: did you know the New York Blood Bank has a rewards program?  Hey, Chums! Welcome to...

Welcome to Season Two of Hey Chums, with Alyssa, Sylvie, and Ralph! We're BACK IN THE TANK for S14E01 and enjoying recording almost as much as we hated watching the season premiere. Listen us wrap our heads around compostable underwear, baby boogers (ugh), and a cute little pizza leftovers savior. Also, "tank guy" Ralph Arend dissects and ranks the Sharks' TikTok presences. PLUS: a special appeara...

It's the off-season! We're kicking off our S14 series with a few special episodes. Today, we're interviewing Rebecca Allen about her already-iconic shoe line, business words, and what it's like to get recruited by THE SHARK TAYNK. Presented by Circle Square Studios : If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the of...

It's the SEASON FINALE of Hey Chums, with special guest Adam Rose, AKA "Blue Cardigan Guy!" (check him out at @RealAdamRose on all things social). Join us as we (sort of) learn about sea moss, boxing gloves, and more. And strap in for a TOP FIVE tank test from Tank Guy Ralph. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! Presented by Circle Square St...

It's the 15th episode of Hey Chums, just in time for your holiday weekend listening! Packing for a trip? Already having a panic attack on your way to the airport? Take a moment for yourself, and enjoy Alyssa & Sylvie's take on S13E23 of Shark Tank! With tales of makeup for men (?), a must-have dog accessory, and much more. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors,...

Get off your Squatty Potty and head over to the nearest speaker for the latest episode of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E22! We thought this was the finale, but ABC/Hulu had other plans. Enjoy this bonus regular-season ep, featuring an eco-friendly chip, a DINO DON update, entrepreneurs who describe themselves as "partners in life and business," and more. Plus: Tank Guy Ralph shaves h...

Welcome, welcome, to episode 13 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E21! Gather 'round your airpods as we hear about a delectable Korean BBQ fast casual joint, play a guessing game re: what "Hampton Adams" means, and hear Robert scream like a child/dying animal. Also: Tank Test Guy Ralph reviews a very useful — but ultimately, existentially horrifying — shower drain product.  Also,...

It's episode 12 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E20! Tune in to hear Daymond declare war against shelter cats, learn about the Jesus-ification of potty training, and discover who got absolutely ROASTED for trying to back out of a pitch. Plus: Ralph pops in for a Tank Test of epic proportions as he reviews the "ReadeREST."  Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circl...

It's episode 11 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E19! Start listening to find out why Sylvie had to watch the episode twice (hint: it involves edibles), how a hustler from the 1800s time traveled to 2022 to sell us a "modern art" miracle, and to meet Alyssa's new baby! Also: Ralph is currently buried under a pile of Legos, but he'll be back next week for a very exciting Tank Test.&nbs...

Welcome to episode 10 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E18! Our collective crush Emma Grede is back in the tank this week — also, we learn about a seaweed-based bacon, an inspiring innovative clothing collection, an elaborate couch fort invention, and the most expensive socks of all time. Plus: a tough Tank Test from friend Ralph Hashemi Arend!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officia...

Shark Tank episode S13E17: Featuring an "ancient treat," $$$ noise canceling headphones for dogs, hair care for kids, and more! Plus, Ralph's adorable son Obi makes a Tank Test appearance.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama,...

Shark Tank episode S13E16: Featuring the most expensive beach chairs we've ever seen, a meal "prep deck," an office in a box, and engagement rings with a very charitable (but slightly random?) angle. Also, TANK TEST RETURNS!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph)....

Shark Tank episode S13E15: featuring a (natural) deodorizing spray that's "not another natural deodorant," better bigger bras, comically oversized hats that Sylvie is already designing for Alyssa, much to her chagrin, and a super cute kid's clothing line. Also, some pit-sniffing from Babs... and a questionable comment from Mr. Wonderful.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark...

Shark Tank episode S13E14: WE'RE BACK! And together at last. Alyssa stops by Sylvie's lactose-intolerant tank (her apartment in LA) to record an episode in person. We cover a most intriguing makeup brand, Range Beauty, Diaper Dust, crushed corn superfood, and more.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest...

Shark Tank episode S13E02: featuring meatballs in bags, a Dragon's Den guest appearance, a sad sibling relationship, and a useless button. Plus: Ralph takes on the Ring, with a guest appearance from his (lovely) mother Sabiha.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph)...

Shark Tank episode S13E03: featuring a very interesting magic trick, expensive "granola butter," and Ralph's long-awaited pizza cupcake reviews. Also, if anyone can figure out how Flasky Flowers works, please email us?? Also also, Panera, please sponsor us.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearan...