Harmless Phosphorescence

This is a story all about how a really terrible movie got made. We're watching Wild Wild West, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovie...

We're heading out west for the first episode in our Western mini series. We're watching the John Ford classic, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith'...

Kirk gets racist and Spock is such a Samantha. We're watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies...

Are you there God, it's me William Shatner. He's going to take us down to Paradise City in Star Trek V: The FInal Frontier, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at ht...

Another probe is headed towards Earth and this time the only way to stop it is to travel back in time and get silly in 1986. We're watching Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive...

We seem to have lost our Spock...Oh there he is! Come to think of it, we basically knew where he was the whole time. This title is misleading. We're watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock,  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmar...

Getting old sucks! Also, kids are hard, and Kirstie Alley wasn't always a crazy anti-vax scientologist. We're watching one of the best Sci-Fi movies ever made in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7...

Space! It's all around us, and so is the impact of  this seminal sci-fi series. However, it's start on the big screen was a wee bit bumpy. We're slowing it down, and watching blue clouds go by in the first entry in our new Star Trek mini series Star Trek: The Motion Picture  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon...

Lady boss! It's 1985's Red Sonja this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upalln...

We're going way way back to when Barbarians roamed the lands and all the cool kids worshipped snakes. It's a brand new mini-series as we go through the Conan franchise. We're watching Conan the Barbarian this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYC...

What the hell are you doing with that 14 year old girl, Arnold? It's Conan the Destroyer this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Execu...

The movie so boring it tanked an entire cinematic universe. It's Kraven The Hunter this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive P...

Tom Hardy really has chemistry with Tom Hardy. It's Venom: The Last Dance this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer M...

What if they made a sequel and nobody came? It's Joker Folie a Deux this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael...

Goth kids are gonna be all about this in about 20 years. It's The Crow 2024 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer...

See that wall over there? No, not the third wall, that other one. Yeah, that fourth wall. It's broken. We're watching Deadpool & Wolverine this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/st...

Gay dads or not gay dads, that is the question. We're watching Too Cool for Christmas this time on Holiday Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive...

Shabbat Shalom baby, we're getting funky in a very cool and kosher way. It's the Hebrew Hammer this time on Holiday Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out...

Christmas has never been so….jolly? No, not that. It's boring, tedious and downright terrible in Deck the Halls with Matthew Broderick and Danny Devito, this week on Holiday Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.tee...

We're gonna rave all night in 1999, it's Go this week on Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website a...

We've gotta get out of this place if it's the last thing we ever do. We're watching Alien Romulus this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check...

Just stop touching stuff! We're watching Prometheus this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movi...

Yeet? Skibbidy? I don't know Gen Z stuff. It's We're All Going to the World's Fair this week on Haunted Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Pr...

Suddenly Little Shop of Horrors is being watched this week on Haunted Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie we...

What if books were scary? It's In the Mouth of Madness this week on Haunted Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's mo...