Harmless Phosphorescence

You better watch out, we're watching Krampus  this time on Holiday Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian -...

We're going off the rails on a crazy train! It's The Polar Express this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Sc...

We did Stanley Kubrick last week. This week, it's basically the same. We're watching Hot Frosty on our first 2025 Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.c...

Stanley Kubrick went and, well, he did kind of a silly thing. We're watching Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb,  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwi...

In 2027 immigration will be completely illegal and armed troops will roam the streets imposing a brutal military dictatorship on us all! Also we're watching Children of Men, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out...

Lesbian panic and Emos and myspace oh my! We're watching Jennifer's Body, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Eb...

Part stoner comedy, part Lovecraftian existential horror, all awesome. We're watching Cabin in the Woods, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upall...

I've looked at clouds from both sides now and I really don't know chimps at all. We're watching Jordan Peel's Nope, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at htt...

It's spooky season again, and we're kicking things off this year with a journey to paradise. We're watching Broken Lizard's Club Dread this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's m...

What if the west was just an allegory for man's suffering? We're watching mumblecore master Jim Jarmusch's classic Dead Man this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie websi...

This is a story all about how a really terrible movie got made. We're watching Wild Wild West, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovie...

We're heading out west for the first episode in our Western mini series. We're watching the John Ford classic, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith'...

Kirk gets racist and Spock is such a Samantha. We're watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies...

Are you there God, it's me William Shatner. He's going to take us down to Paradise City in Star Trek V: The FInal Frontier, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at ht...

Another probe is headed towards Earth and this time the only way to stop it is to travel back in time and get silly in 1986. We're watching Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive...

We seem to have lost our Spock...Oh there he is! Come to think of it, we basically knew where he was the whole time. This title is misleading. We're watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock,  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmar...

Getting old sucks! Also, kids are hard, and Kirstie Alley wasn't always a crazy anti-vax scientologist. We're watching one of the best Sci-Fi movies ever made in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7...

Space! It's all around us, and so is the impact of  this seminal sci-fi series. However, it's start on the big screen was a wee bit bumpy. We're slowing it down, and watching blue clouds go by in the first entry in our new Star Trek mini series Star Trek: The Motion Picture  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon...

Lady boss! It's 1985's Red Sonja this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upalln...

We're going way way back to when Barbarians roamed the lands and all the cool kids worshipped snakes. It's a brand new mini-series as we go through the Conan franchise. We're watching Conan the Barbarian this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYC...

What the hell are you doing with that 14 year old girl, Arnold? It's Conan the Destroyer this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Execu...

The movie so boring it tanked an entire cinematic universe. It's Kraven The Hunter this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive P...

Tom Hardy really has chemistry with Tom Hardy. It's Venom: The Last Dance this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer M...

What if they made a sequel and nobody came? It's Joker Folie a Deux this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael...

Goth kids are gonna be all about this in about 20 years. It's The Crow 2024 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer...