Handcuffs & Sawdust

In the Episode 61 Pre-Show the guys discuss the following: · What the F is a “Atmospheric River”? · Brandon can’t get to work! · Dragon Storms! · The brass at Brandon’s work gave a storm pep talk · Are the libs invading Tennessee? · Sex with your sister is bad · Oscar talk · Delinquent drinking · Brandon was a pot head · Wife’s do silly things · Brandon pooped in an alley A HBLA Production Produce...

In Episode 60 the guys discuss the following: · The guys go “LIVE” on Instagram while recording the podcast · Mike went to Workbenchcon 2023 in Atlanta! · Mike hates girls’ softball apparently · Mike shows off all his stickers · Mike inserts the pictures from the conference · Dogs hate people with hats · Brandon has 3 jobs · Mike has a new affiliate Montana Brand Tools · Workbenchcon swag SurfPrep...

In the Episode 60 Pre-Show the guys discuss the following: · Brandon had a little league fiasco. · Seinfeld “Puddy” reference · Mike returned from Workbenchcon23 · Mike shaved his head for St. Baldricks · Mike passed a job assessment and then blew off the job interview · Mike thinks he is going to stay at the PD for many more years · Mike does math . To donate and save a child's life, follow the l...

In Episode 59 the guys discuss the following: · Brandon got a new mic · The #1 Law Enforcement Woodworking podcast in Logos Nigeria! · Brandon is finishing up 2 American flags · Mike challenges Brandon to what is the standard 3’ size · Mike has started his 2 flags as well · “Rain Man” reference · Super Bowl talk · Spray Paint talk · Mike and his partner have a Pitbull sicked on them · Mike’s City...

In the Episode 59 Pre-Show the guys discuss the following: · Mike plays Hells Bells · Brandon has a brand new mic · Wayne’s World reference · Super Bowl talk · The boys realize Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! · Mike’s last week in detectives · Mike has a new closet pantry build · Brandon hosted a Super Bowl party · Mike’s wearing the new shirt from Brandon · SurfPrep and WokbenchCon talk · Mike obser...

In Episode 58 the guys discuss the following: · The guys welcome a new sponsor SurfPrep Sanding! · No football · Brandon hasn’t been active in the shop and wants a CNC · Mike is working on a fireplace mantle, NFL signs, and 2 new flag orders · Mike has a new tool affiliate program · Mike has a guy · Brandon is getting new stickers · Mike opens the gift Brandon gave him · Brandon had some scary stu...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · Mike got a new mic stand · 2022 Pro Bowl talk · MLB The Show 22 · Brandon takes out his frustration on the Eagles on PS4 · Jimmy G would make a good Batman · DC’s 10 year plan announced by Mike · Mike’s hitting buttons · Spiderman talk · South Park talk · Mike has about 2 weeks left in Detectives · Surfprep Sanding has come on board as a sponsor ·...

In Episode 57 the guys discuss the following topics: . Mike has new recording / editing software · Football season is over for us…. · Brandon’s team blew it · Mike is making NFL signs · Brandon had limited shop time · Mike bets Brandon $5! · Brandon hates John Harbaugh · Laser problems · Family lineage · Memphis PD talk · Truck Enforcement benefits · Question of the week from David Franklin of 516...

In Episode 56 the guys discuss the following topics: · White Sox and Giant talk · No football talk · Police free agents · Etsy talk – Easter empty tomb · Inkscape talk · Old man talk · Mike may be in trouble in regards to the shop · Breaking news! A yearlong sponsor! · Rookie is not engaging! · Pre Fight Indicators · Someone is dropping bodies above Mike · Mike is frustrated by unsolved crimes · A...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · Cowboys 49ers · 49ers have dirty players · Mike wants to make a metal looking sign · When is spring training? · Mike’s not looking at Instagram · Mike sat in a chair for 7 hours! · Baseball talk · Mayor of Kingstown talk · Detective talk · Brandon hasn’t been in the shop since December · Brandon had a birthday · Easter empty tombs · Long lists of t...

In Episode 55 the guys discuss the following topics: · Blake Shelton talk · Season 3 Episode 55! · Baseball talk · # 55’s = Doug Buffone, Otis Wilson, and Lance Briggs · Storm deaths · Spaceballs reference · NFL Playoff talk · Bears draft talk · Mike has limited shop time · Format change · Laser talk · Brandon may buy a CNC · Flag talk · Brandon has 2 foot chases · Dead guy comes back to life! Off...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · Season 3 under way! · NFL playoff talk · Technical difficulties · It’s been a month since the guys recorded · Happy New Year! · Foot chases · Bad weather in Cali · Little league talk · Mike is in the Dic’s office · Mike’s training for the Olympics! · Karaoke talk · Mike plays a Blake Shelton song · Brandon still hasn’t shipped Mike’s Christmas gift...

In Episode 54 the guys discuss the following topics: · Mike describes open source music · Last episode on YouTube gets flagged · Daredevil is coming! · Daniel Craig was in “The Force Awakens” · “The Glass Onion” · Bottle opener talk · Brandon’s been sick · Mike makes a PSA · Shitbag uses his child as a shield · Having sex while eating a cheeseburger · POTUS was in town · Cardiac arrest · Eating pi...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · Brandon has shit Wi-Fi service when using Squadcast · Mike has a bunch of rush Christmas orders · Brandon has late orders · Font talk at Dafont.com · Mike’s carving some coasters on the CNC · Mike’s Detective rotation schedule · The guys may need to change recording times · Mr. Irrelevant takes over the 49ers · Brandon hasn’t much knowledge of the...

In Episode 53 the guys discuss the following topics: · The boys are back! · It’s victory Monday · NFL talk · What does SKOL mean? · Christmas gift talk · Mike is lazy · People getting shot and stabbed · Brandon gets an IA complaint against him · The rookie shoots a deer · Mike gets in a foot chase for nothing · Mike is getting a temporary work assignment · Brandon is working his new laser · Brando...

In the Episode 53 pre-show the guys discuss the following: · The boys are back, they didn’t quit! · Mike gets injured by a tow truck · Brandon acts up at work · Mike is frozen · Brandon got a new laser · Mike is back in the shop for the 1st time in 6 weeks · Mike’s frustrated by his jointer · Mike has a few orders · Brandon messed up a project · Brandon has a new laser · Brandon is making cool las...

In Episode 52 the guys discuss the following topics: Title; Jumpers, Home Invasions, and ball sack injuries · Ray Lewis reference · Brian Cox reference · Anchorman reference · Squadcast issues · Mike’s taking a trip to PA · A guy jumps off a garage · Illinois’ Safe-T-Act · Bad drivers causing injuries · DUI crash · Vacation talk · Shooting galleries · Home invasion · Grinder issues · MLB steroid t...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · It’s football Sunday · Brandon is a songbird · Mike learns Brandon’s Air Force rank · Brandon calls an Air Force mate a douchebag · Mike got a gift from Driverback · Brandon ordered his Maverick truck · Brandon may retire before Mike · Rookie needs an off day and switches his schedule at will · Rookie talk · Female recruit talk · Brandon disses the...

In Episode 51 the guys discuss the following topics: · Brandon went on a 50-minute car chase · Mike won’t bet Brandon anymore · Mike’s gonna miss the first Bears game · Mike missed a call of a 3-way sexcapade · Brandon is psychic · A container full of poop · More names are added to the officer down memorial · Brandon talks about a documentary titled “Send Me” · https://saveourallies.org/ · Brandon...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · It’s very hot in Cali · Mike can’t think of the term utilities · Mike has a water heater issue · Mike has to take down a wall in the shop · Mike might not need to expand the shop · Brandon got a scroll saw and is making home plates · The guys are selling tools! · Mike’s giving away coozies · Mike made an Etsy sale · Mike is making bottle opener mis...

In Episode 50 the guys discuss the following topics: · Famous sports speeches · Mike Singletary has ties to Chicago and San Francisco · Mike needed a mental health break · Brandon is in the countdown for his trainee to leave · Rotation Evaluation Summation · Brandon dealt with a regular drug user · Guy wearing a beanie baby hat gets run over by a bicycle · 9-year-old hit by car · Bike Bandit · Mik...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · Mike spills water to start the show · Brandon too his kids to the Giants baseball stadium · Mike used to love the A’s stadium. But so do homeless people · White Sox talk · Brandon is getting videos from Starbond · Brandon fixed a flat with Starbond glue · Brandon has his first affiliate program! · Mike is having Instagram issues · Instagram reel ta...

In Episode 49 the guys discuss the following topics: Brandon is holding a guitar yet doesn’t know how to play it! Damn 49er episode Mike thinks his co-host’s name in Brian Who won the Driverback giveaway? Buck funds at Brandon’s department An Officer from Brando’s department passed away Brandon arrested an elderly domestic violence offender Brandon responds to a stabbing 2 new female recruits mess...

In the pre-show the guys discuss the following: · Mike’s having technical difficulties…..again · Mike’s booking new guests! · Preparing for episode 50! · Brandon still hasn’t watched “The Boys” · Brandon made a sign · Mike shows Brandon his new vacuum ;-) · Mike bought a Ring camera and security system · Mike installed the keyless door entry · Mike’s building a baseball bat display case · Mike sol...

In Episode 48 the guys discuss the following topics: · Ball cooler · “Cool Cop” cooling system · New Sponsor! · Reggie Phillips reference · Pablo Sandoval · Giveaway! · Impact driver talk · Mike has a chance to design a cologne scent · Brand Ambassadors · Porn Hub hint · Police suicide · Suicide hotline number 988 · Brandon sees naked people · Arm salami · Poop in the pants · Police Officer Shot ·...