Good Noticings

Legendary improviser and the star of Parks and Recreation Amy Poehler improvised an entire book, it’s incredible really. It doesn’t have to make sense or say anything at all but it manages to hit a page count and for that I’m proud of her.  Come see us in Boston! October 27! Subscribe to our newsletter for weekly loose ends and misc. Thoughts! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! http...

Constance Wu knows how to make a scene and that scene is heartfelt and honestly downright human. She addresses Hollywood things, life things and bread making and it comes together as one lovely ass book.  Download June's Journey today! Available on Android and iOS mobile devices, as well as on PC through Facebook Games. Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/worm....

Class is in session. Gisele Bündchen has a perfect life and she wants to teach you the lessons she’s learned along the way. From kicking off her modeling career at 14 years old to becoming a top model and a full on celebrity by age 20, she’s lived and learned and now that wisdom is ours. Thanks a lot.  Get 15% sitewide at bollandbranch.com , Use promo code WORM We're coming to Boston!! Come see us...

Grab your little Gucci dress, we’re heading to Manchester to watch Victoria Beckham watch David Beckham play a little football. This week Posh Spice is telling her life story in excruciating detail from the day she was born to the day she put out her first solo record. If only she’d known at the time these were the least important moments of her career we could have been spared approx 100 pages. ...

You wanna be on top? Well then you can’t be perfect because that’s boring. This week Tyra Banks and her mom walk us through Tyra’s career, breaking the mold, and why having a gap in your teeth is sometimes high fashion and sometimes not.   Get $125 off your first 5 orders when you go to Freshly.com/worm Subscribe to our newsletter for weekly loose ends and misc. Thoughts! Join the Patreon for new...

André Leon Talley takes us on a journey from french class to climbing the masthead at Vogue. He stood face to face with every icon in fashion history and emerged one himself but not without a fair share of deeply tumultuous friendships with the biggest names in fashion and media.   Come see us live! Our live digital show is tonight (Sept 13) at momenthouse and the replay is available for 7 days! ...

You simply cannot deny that Lea Michele is both brunette and ambitious, making this possibly one of the most honest memoirs of our time? This week Claire and Ashley get to find out what makes Lea, Lea. It’s mostly recipes.  Come see us live! We’re doing a digital show with moment on Sept 13: https://www.moment.co/cmbc. The show will be available for replay for 7 days following the live event! And...

Selma Blair may have been a Mean Baby but she’s never had Cruel Intentions. This week Claire and Ashley are coming through her beautifully written but complicated story hoping to find a conclusion.  Come see us live! We’re doing a digital show with moment on Sept 13 And we’ll be at City Winery in Philadelphia Sept 22 Plus a show at City Winery in DC Sept 23 Subscribe to our newsletter for weekly l...

Teresa Giudice turns the tables to make us question everything we’ve ever thought about prison. The Real Housewife turned inmate tells her story with medium level honesty and maximum detail,  just not the details Claire and Ashley wanted.  Subscribe to our newsletter for weekly loose ends and misc. Thoughts! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirb...

Danny Trejo is bearing it all, from his giant chest tattoo on the outside to his feelings on the inside. Between prison, marriages, stardom, and restauranting it’s quite definitely a life worth memoiring.  Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/worm. Get $150 off your first 5 orders when you go to Freshly.com/worm Download June's Journey today! Available on Androi...

In one of the most anticipated memoirs of the year, Jennette McCurdy finally gets her time to slime the people that have silenced her for years. With captivating honesty Jennette walks us through how she got started in show business against her will and how she’s managed to finally break away and discover herself.  Thanks Dipsea. Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/worm. Subsc...

Hello my darling hill people, this week we’re poolside in a bikini with Audrina Patridge. The ultimate 00s rock chick reveals everything from how she found herself on The Hills to everything that’s transpired since.  20% off an at-home lab test at everlywell.com/worm. Subscribe to our newsletter for weekly loose ends and misc. Thoughts! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www...

Danielle Bernstein has never shied away from life’s great questions like “We Wore What?” The creator of the occasionally famous, often infamous fashion instagram account, clothing line, and tech company (?) is putting Papermate pen to Xerox paper to tell us exactly how she got to where she is today and everything that happened along the way. Sort of.   Go to creditkarma.com/loanoffers to find the...

Taraji P. Henson couldn’t not be an absolute star. This week Claire and Ashley follow her journey from actress to potential engineer, and thankful back to actress in a memoir that was legitimately worth reading.  Experience the best sheets you’ve ever felt. Get 20% sitewide at bollandbranch.com  Get $150 off your first 5 orders when you go to Freshly.com/worm Download June's Journey today! Availab...

If you’re heading out to LA and need somewhere to crash, hit up Denise Richards because somehow one of the hottest women of the early 2000s has a place in her giant heart for anyone that asks. This week Claire and Ashley are in shock at dear, sweet Denise’s capacity to trust.  20% off an at-home lab test at everlywell.com/worm. Go to creditkarma.com/loanoffers to find the loan for you. Join the Pa...

Oy vey Julia Haart has been through it. This week Claire and Ashley are combing through her torah-length memoir to understand her fundamentalist upbringing and how she busted outta there and became a She-EO and the star of a Netflix reality show only a few years later.  Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/worm. Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday!...

Put your lasers away worms, Amy Schumer has a lower back tattoo and she’s wandered her way into being damn proud of it. This week Ashley and Claire are on a journey through comedy and life with comedy’s richest woman, Amy Schumer.  — Thanks to Jiminy's. To learn more and save 25% on your first purchase, go to jiminys.com/WORM25 and use code WORM25 at checkout. solostove.com, promo code WORM for $1...

We’re back bitches, and feeling extra bossy thanks to this week’s memoirist Christine Quinn. She’s from a place, has done some things, and more than anything knows how to be a bitch and this week she’s helping Claire and Ashley become their bossiest bitchiest selves, too.  Thanks, Dame. Get 10% off your first order at dameproducts.com - promo code worm. 20% off an at-home lab test at everlywell.co...

Even people in glass houses love some Sharon Stones. This week Claire and Ashley are on a journey from Pennsylvania to the Cannes Film Festival reeling from outfit mishaps and massive brain injuries.  Get $125 off at Freshly.com/worm Thanks to Jiminy's. To learn more and save 25% on your first purchase, go to jiminys.com/WORM25 and use code WORM25 at checkout. Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free tri...

This week Garcelle Beauvais travels all the way from Beverly Hills to keep it The Real. From her childhood in Haiti to the many, many layers of her career, Claire and Ashley are here to narrate every last drop.  solostove.com, promo code WORM for $10 off on top of their incredible Memorial Day discounts. But hurry! The Memorial Day sale ends June 5th. Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursd...

Girl have you ever felt overwhelmed by over 200 pages of the worst advice you’ve ever heard? You could wash your face or you could listen to Claire and Ashley sort through the absolute nightmare that is Rachel Hollis’s take on her favorite pinterest quotes.  Go to creditkarma.com/loanoffers to find the loan for you. Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! This week we’re talking about Hi...

Get ready to chop it up baby because this week we've got an onion thats actually a volcano which is actually a book about world renowned DJ slash Benihana heir Steve Aoki.  Claire and Ashley are diving deep between the tracks of his favorite remixes with the help of DJ duo X and Ivy of Party Shirt.  Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/worm. Thanks to Jiminy's....

LET’S GO GALS it’s Shania Twain week. From her early years in northern Canada to international superstardom, Shania Twain takes us on a journey and doesn’t leave out a single detail. Truly this book contains every detail of her life and Claire and Ashley are sifting through to let you know the big ones.  Thanks, Dame. Get 10% off your first order at dameproducts.com - promo code worm. Get $125 off...

This week Viola Davis shares one of the most vulnerable and engaging books we've ever read in our lives. From growing up in Rhode Island to Julliard and finally to the Oscars, every beat of Viola's story will have you on the edge of your seat rooting for her.  Go to creditkarma.com/loanoffers to find the loan for you. We’re coming to Los Angeles!!! Get tickets for our show at The Virgil Lodge May...

Hello my boss babes this week we’re fliping through the business plan of queen boss Sophia Amoruso. She founded the hit brand Nasty Gal and wrote this book which later became a TV show, also called Girlboss. She herself is a Girlboss. The book is full of bossery and bull, I’ll let you decide what’s what.  Thanks to Jiminy's. To learn more and save 25% on your first purchase, go to jiminys.com/WORM...