GOBLIN ➕ OGRE

In today's episode Lee + Daniel start it off by practicing their best impressions they can muster up, which is a failure on all levels. They then tell more successful comedians than them how to be better comedians. Finally, most of this episode is spent listening to clips of hackers messing with scammers. Hackers vs scammers everyone, enjoy.

In this episode Lee surprises Daniel with a special guest, comedian, entrepreneur and YouTube star Kivork Kidanian from the 'Key Epic' channel. We talk about dating women during the pandemic and cryptocurrencies. We also talk about our start in comedy at the comedy bar together.

In this episode we talk about honesty, and whether it truly is the best policy. Is it important for someone to tell the truth or will it just hurt you in the end? Are there any positives to telling the truth and why do people lie? We also talk about political media personalities like Alex Jones. The podcast takes a turn to the apocalyptic by playing with the idea that this is the end of the world....

In this latest episode of the Goblin + Ogre podcast we have friend and guest Mitchell Alvis from the Young Cucks podcast. We discuss the unfortunate passing of DMX which gladly has made us forget about the death of Prince Philip. We also talk to Mitchell about his disagreement with our former guest Jaime Villeneuve and finally about his podcast and comedy in general.

In this episode of the Goblin + Ogre Podcast, we talk about our favorite sports memories from attending in person games. Lee dives deep into a story of him taking a date to a game that reestablished his love for baseball where as Daniel talks about being at an away game in Philly and needing security to protect him. We move on to talk about whether or not you should care if your Girlfriend has sle...

we have our favorite guest back on, Felix the German Joseph. He's got a big announcement + congratulations for us on something we all achieved together. Also, we discuss 2 recent situations we found in the news where UBER drivers were being treated poorly, with one resulting in his untimely demise. Then we lighten the mood by discussing pettiness.

We have our friend, Comedian and former co-comedy showrunner Mark McNally AKA Duder McGnarly. Mark represents the demographic of white middle-aged wrestling fanboys and he proudly displays his replica championship belt throughout his appearance. We also talk about some flack that Lee + Mark got online by a female "comic" after an out of town comedy show where the subject of Asian jokes was discuss...

Most of this episode is us either talking about baseball or shitting on the British Royal Family. A-Rod rules and prince Harry is an unloved ginger fuck. 

In this episode we discuss the Cheating and who you should really be mad at if you get the cheated on. We also tackle important questions about Batman porn and more of the Ogre's poor work performance issues.

WARNING This episode features a low-quality Daniel and he promises to Work On Dat by next Monday. Otherwise, the boys talk about Daniel's Tardiness, the Patrice O'Neal Documentary, Elisa Lam and her 5 star stay at the luxurious Cecil Hotel. We top it off with a special Heavy Metal loving guest.

In this episode we talk about the winter storm in Texas and our basic opinion on the matter is haha. We also talk about Bam Margera's meltdown and a clip Lee found where a couple of bike cops get told off. Finally we test our intelligence again by discussing human cloning.

In this episode we talk about the problem with having a day job and not caring about it amongst coworkers who think of it as a career. I hope Lee is reading this as he also complained about Sanker's episode summaries. If he is reading this he should know he makes me sick. Anyway this is what led to us discussing Sanker's bad performance reviews at work and how he feels about them. We go on to disc...

In this Episode of Goblin + Ogre we talk about a documentary Lee watched called "You Can't Kill David Arquette". We talk about his career and his redemption in wrestling and how he earned a place in Lee's heart. We also talk about the insane clown posse and the clone conspiracy by Donald Marshall. 

This episode features arguably the worst joke ever dropped on the show, we discuss the passing of the original goblin of broadcast Larry King, cannibalism and listen to a news clip from somewhere on Gilligans Island USA

In this episode we talk about phony office people and then people who are just phonny all the time. We discuss our facial hair and then go on to discuss a news clip where a girl snitches on her own mom for being at a trump rally and getting clocked in the face.

In this episode we mostly just talk about wrestling again, our favorite underrated wrestlers. Then we talk about a friend of ours that has recently been arrested by the RCMP for making threats online, which i guess is our news for the day.

In this episode we have returning/recurring guest Felix Joseph bring his criticism and complaints to the show. Apparently the biggest thing being we have no idea what a coincidence is.

Hi Fans, so this episode we have our friend and fellow comedian on Aaron Wry and do a whole episode on the great movie "Scarface" talking mostly about its funniest lines and how it affected Aaron's life.

In this episode the goblin is fixated on the matrix and dresses up for it. This episode is mostly non-sense and then we end talking about a PSA by comedians in Canada fighting to get comedy better recognized as an art. 

In this episode we mostly talk about a vice documentary on a tradition for some areas in Peru where they fight on christmas day to get out all their grievances with each other. Almost like a peruvian purge. We finish up with a news story as always.

On this podcast episode we talk about whether comedy is art or not and then compare it to pro wrestling. We also talk about further about comedy, comedians we came up with and tough comedy shows. We learn that Daniel(the ogre) is bitter, jealous and mean when Lee(the goblin) does well on stage. Finally we listen to a news story on a women receiving phishing scams from someone to get money out of h...

In this episode we review homework that Lee had given to Daniel, a certain clip of a japanese movie named Visitor Q from 2001 that apparently was a big hit in Lee's highschool at the time. We then talk about Daniel's old favorite reality show, BULLY BEATDOWN as we watch a bully......... get beat down. We also talk about the Jake Paul vs Nate Robinson fight and the Tyson vs Roy Jones fight.

In this episode we talk about Lee(the goblin) being confronted by two older white women about not wearing a mask, Alcohol White women drink, the money we have wasted on alcohol and then the alcoholic women we have dated. We finish up as always on a news clip, this one showing kids joyriding in their moms cars.

In  this episode the Goblin and Ogre talk about what is the one thing they would like to know out of anything in the world. Then they talk about Wrestling for a while. We finish up with another news clip, this one involving a woman, a parrot and a murder.

In this episode we discuss how we would kill ourselves with Return guest Felix and then discuss the election, and then we are mean jerks having fun.