Glad You're Here

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. In this life update Alex and Pam talk about their very long trip to the east coast and along with many other things find how how one salad ruined all other salads for Pam. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

When Brian Wohl was a kid, he grew up next to an abandoned nuclear missile base, copied off the future Boston mayor Michelle Wu all through school, and got certified as a FIFA soccer ref at 14. Somehow he survived... only to grow up and confess to Margaret Cho that he'd had her entire act memorized since he was 12. Follow Brian on insta: https://www.instagram.com/brianwohl/ More episodes at G ladP...

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex tell you about their trip to Chico CA, their son's birthday party, a bunch of shows Alex did. Pam will be in the discord now.

When Felix Kiner grew up in a Soviet Union, he was kidnapped by a horse-drawn wagon, tried to cook his city-rationed banana on the stove, and was stabbed by a school yard bully. Somehow he survived, only to get interrogated by Soviet authorities over a scathing review of his teacher. Follow Felix on insta: https://www.instagram.com/felix.kiner/ More episodes at G ladPod.com Watch the video version...

When Julia Jasunas was a kid she lived next door to Hollywood bad-boy Charlie Sheen, she dressed her dad in halloween costumes when he went to the liquor store, andcalled her middle school boyfriend "dickhead" to his face without him figuring it out for over a year. Somehow she survived, only to get detention on 9/11. Follow Julia on insta: https://www.instagram.com/juliajasunas/?hl=en More episod...

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex tell you about how they spent Father's Day, why they've missed a few podcasts postings and a show they took their kids to see! Pam will be in the discord now.

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. We're so sorry we owe you some extra podcasts Patreon board members! But guess what?! This podcast is extra long on purpose to make up for only having one bonus podcast this month! Listen as Pam and Alex list their top three stuffed foods. Yes, that's right food stuffed into another some other type of food. Pam will be in...

When Julian Stern was a kid his neighbor was the D.C. Sniper, he took a direct hit from a friend's backyard bow-and-arrow jackass stunt, and he plotted a county-wide heist to steal track hurdles from every rival school. Somehow he survived, only to be arrested for public urination on St. Patrick's Day. Follow Julien on insta: @julianmstern More episodes at G ladPod.com Watch the video version of t...

When Dante Chang was a kid, his friend tricked him into getting arrested, he was suspended for pulling his pants down in the cafeteria, and he tried to fist fight his church pastor.  Somehow he survived, only to find out as a teenager that his parents were biologically brother and sister. Follow Dante on insta: @DanteChang More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https...

When Whitney Rayner was a kid, her cousin was mysteriously pushed off a mountain by the cartel, she was randomly pantsed by a stranger on the monkey bars, and she accidentally hosted a party that smelled so bad her mom thought they had a sewage problem. Somehow she survived, only to realize that her most traumatizing childhood memories make for the perfect stand-up comedy set. Follow Whitney on in...

When Leah Orleans was a kid, her parents were magicians, her dad caught her dealing "sandwiches", and her high school was haunted by student ghosts. Somehow she survived, only to become one of the most in demand contortionists in the country with her act Tiny Girl Big Show... Follow Leah on insta: @tinygirlbigshow More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu....

Listen as Pam and Alex each give their top three wii games and of course their runner ups. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord right now.

Listen to Alex and Pam's latest life update and what important item Alex lost that we can NOT find. What new thing is happening in Pam's life and about some of Alex's recent gigs and travels For the board members - Pam will be in the discord right now.

When Josh Florhaug was a kid, he broke his entire hand the day his sister was born, he smack-talked his way out of a beatdown by 20 kids as the school's only male cheerleader, and accidentally opened for his great uncle Louie Anderson before either of them knew they were related. Somehow he survived, only to take his prom date home in a kiwi-green Beetle his grandma tricked out with giant hot-rod...

When Matt Kinney was a kid, his first memory was 9/11, he was traumatized by his traveling weatherman father,  and he use to shoplift toy guns from the Dollar Tree. Somehow he survived, and he’s got a lot to say about it. Follow Matt on insta: @mattkinneyy More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/9pxIdfg-lxs Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark...

When Ric Diez was a kid, he snuck into Steven Spielberg’s private office , crafted a crayon-drawn map to track down the neighborhood brothel , and crushed his front teeth into dust during a brutal bike crash . Somehow he survived, only to get into a car accident after being completely distracted by a mid-90s Wonderbra billboard . Follow Ric on insta: @sadmanric More episodes at gladpod.com Watch t...

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. We wanted you to hear our Mother’s Day episode first, so part two of our life update had to wait—but now it’s finally here. Tune in as Pam and Alex share all about Alex’s cousin’s spring break trip to LA: what went wrong, what almost ruined the visit, and the moments that made the trip unforgettable. For the board members...

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. It's a special Sunday Patreon exclusive podcast! We know we left you on a cliffhanger but this one is for Mother's Day so it came out today! Listen as Pam and Alex give their top three animated Moms and discuss another silly question. For the board members - Pam is enjoying Mother's Day and won't be in the discord but mayb...

When Ellen Harold was a kid, she was a figure-skating gold medalist , nearly died from third-degree burns after her "Disneyland Dad" forced her into a mountain luge race , and was forced to play basketball after her mom caught her smoking pot. Somehow she survived... only to realize that despite being the heiress to a Jersey Shore sub shop empire , her true calling was telling jokes in San Francis...

When Josh Horton was a kid, he was a high-stakes "sandwich con-man" that fleeced the rich kids of Malibu, he spent weekends brokering black-market deals for Beanie Babies with ruthless, monocle-wearing grandmas, and he mastered the perfect late-night bribe to keep his parents from enforcing his bedtime. Somehow he survived... only to parlay those "silly sports" skills into 22 Guinness World Record...

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex give a Iife update. What was Alex's first live sporting event as an adult and what made their kids melt down during it. And how did they finally celebrate Pam's birthday. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

When Brian Smight was a kid, his neighbor was a notorious serial bank robber, his street was a gauntlet of SWAT team standoffs and Civil War bayonet stabbings, and he once survived a 60 mph car wreck that folded his vehicle like a fortune cookie. Somehow he survived... only to get busted faking a disability to smuggle Jose Olé burritos out of his high school cafeteria. Follow Brian on insta: @bsmi...

This episode is packed with embarrassing childhood stories. When Jay Light was a kid, he grew up in Colleyville, Texas, where Jose Canseco lived at the end of the block and the neighbors ran a suspected meth lab. He used a secret keystroke logger to hack his parents' computer, tried to be popular by becoming a childhood magician, and witnessed his friend's arrest for making pipe bombs . Somehow he...

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam grills Alex on some Easter Trivia! Warning: May cause serious candy cravings. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex update you on your lives including Alex's new side hustle inspired by his daughter's first birthday party, what they did to celebrate Alex's birthday and a surprise special guest! For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now