Geek Shock

The Gods have abandoned us (just like comedy has abandoned Paul) but that won't stop the best (and worst) of Geek News from ploping out of your speakers. We start with the Star Trek convention and it's only downhill from there folks as we talk about Terminator 5, Battleship, tent-poles, a Song of Theft and E-bay, a Lonelier Ranger, Powers, Star Wars funds a nation, Eureka, the Fired Dead, Stand fo...

Just when Paul returns to us, Barry and Michael are MIA (leading to a lot of speculation).  But the core of the speculation is on this week's Geek News like Sparepants, K has the time of his life, Tux, the Marvel Mystery Movies, starstuff, and another thing Vonnegut, Syfuny, more starstuff, SETI Alpha 2, gold for guns, madder men, pandas, dragon plugs, borderlands, blizmoney, Jeff's gamefly commer...

Poor Paul has caught the nerd flu from the Comic-Con he didn't go to.  The silence allows us to get through a lot of geek news... We begin... Barry put down that MP3 player!....

This week we talk about San Diego Comic-Con.  And then we talk about Comic-Con.  The we talk about Con.  Then Paul says something about He-Man.  Then more Con.

Griffin from the Improvised Star Trek show joins us on our pre-San Diego Comic-Con Extravaganza. But it's not just Con that is happening. No, siree! Weez got geek newz to dizcuss such as Breast Milk Baby, Space Invaders, S.H.E.I.L.D. at Con, Ka at Con, Netflix's subscription restructuring, Song of Ice and fire: Book whatever, the Google Science fair (is better than you), the TARDIS restoration pro...

Carol, spit that out! It's time to talk week in geek. And let's see what bits get spit to the floor... Well, there's The Comic-Con DC Comics protest, Sleep - The Musical(!), BEPTE, Garth Movie, Mini-Marvels, Verizon sticks it to the everyman, Patriot Actrocities, South Korean tablet school, banner ads, doing the right thing, Stargate 2 & 3, Thor helmless, Casting Call Z, Rod's story, He-Man (god h...

What a piece of work is today's show.  After a week's hiatus we've come back refreshed (and in Just Michael's case sunburned and massaged) and ready to take on this week's geek news.  wait, what?.... what did you just say?....poopburger?... that doesn't make any....oh, GOD Seriously!?!  We take off a WEEK and come back to poopburger!? ...Good luck with this show folks.  You are on your own...

Sun. Man on a boat. Jackal. In other geek news, we talk about pottery, Torgo doesn't know what the f#*k MEGA Bloks are, dating your dvd, Endless Happiness Pen, Risk (is their business), Anonymous and Lulzsec adventures continue, Terry Pratchett's retirement, iphones, Wii Shares, okay spam, Scissor Rock, American Gods are well funded, more Pegg/Frost/Wright, DC show, Mel's return, Marvel apparently...

So tell us, Paul. How do you feel about Margaritaville? Is it a place of magic and wonder? Is it anything like E3? Because that is what everyone is talking about including us. We are also talking about CombatCon, Frenchbook, Indiana Hawk, How much is your kidney worth(?), WiiU, XboxU, PS3U, TrekU, OriginU, Catwoman, Zelda Music, Bioshock Movement, CloudBox, the return of Fox, the big DC reset, Nin...

Yes.  It is episode 100.  But it's not a Geek Shock Wank Fest (tm).  No, no.  There's too muck news to talk about like the PSN debacle hits home, T&J onstage, more Riddick, less Wolvie, Kinect your Hogan, game insurance, the dirty Skyline, Call of Social Networks, maybe there IS a chart, Dali's gold lament, Ichi: the Lawyer, Conan gots to get paid less, Superstuff, and Obama: Monster Hunter.  That...

Wake up Nanook of the Thrones, something is wrong with Paul! Is it possible that lustful tiger-men can give you horse herpes? You're gonna find out. You'll also find out about all that damn fantasy being medieval n' stuff, the Candy Land wars, Carrie: Turn off the Blech, Bye Bye Arnie, video trading cards, Macho snaps into it, spam banks, ebook revolution, 3D is bad for 2D, comic-con want ads, Tag...

What can I say? We thrive on chaos and that's what you get this week as we talk about all the new geek news like SpiderDark II, Akira, the Bay Challenge, too much Gaga, Sony's sorry, smart kids, why the bees are going away, Trickster, V for Vunder Voman, seeing the Tower, new shows, science fairs, and shows we won't get to see. So put that gift under the pillow for the Science Fairy. It's time for...

The UCS crew is here to bring you the geek news like only Michael Caine can. Today we discuss Thor, 1982 video game prohibition repeal, Kaneeeeeda, Zorro: Beyond Thunderdome, Diablo 3, Sony woes, Netflix to save shows (other than SGU), the Art of Video Games, NEA for VG, comics confiscation, the Dark Knight's high returns, the fall of the Dark Tower, Chakotay kills Bin Laden, monsters for healing,...

Charles "The Cheese" from the "WHO ASKED YOU" podcast joins us in our geeky frivolity and helps us answer the all important question, "What effect does super-wang have on Kandor?" Plus all the other nerdity that happened this week like more damn Spider-Dark, one less dwarf, orc stink, capes for dignity, fighting the return of Pac Man, Sony's protects your privacy, Wii 2 (us 0), SETI shutdown, B&N...

To all members of the "Yar's Revenge" Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it's parent company UCS Inc. But, let's face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don't take my word for it. Take Paul's and Barry's words for it. Many, many words. Plus we run down the geek events of the week both...

Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Here for your entertainment from the lands of Wakaka, His Highness is proud to present the comedy stylings and the feast of the Red Dwarf! But first a discussion of matter of import to the kingdom such as the GS Tablet, down with time-travel, eating Crow, Cage wins, Fatalities, porn in parliament, the loss of a Lawson, Anonymous part deux, Grammys, no death Warcr...

A one. And a four. And a *knock* knock* knock*! Order in the court as Kommander gets a fan, Torgo does the worst Arnold impression ever, Jeff gets his Captain on, and Paul gets cocoonered. Plus all the various weekly geekly things that happened this week. Control is rarely maintained but then we are rarely this funny. I hope you like nerds and M.A.S.K. It's Geek Shock time!

Look Out! Jeff's gonna blow! Was it something I said(read)? You'll have to find out. And while you are with us, get caught up on al the latest geek-foonery like our take on Sucker Punch, How not to write a cover letter, Spider-man: Bitch Slap the Dark, DN-uh-oh, Venezuelan Science, Assassin's Job, Pet Food awesomeness, Duke Nukem-the joke, American Gods, The House of Starbucks, DC Nation, Laptop j...

It's Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesday cause that's when we get geekin'. This week's Geek Shock stirs your batter with news from all over the nerdmos like the Shat's B-day, The Spidey Project (home version), the DC feud, that's my Davros(!), Amazon and on, Sumo marathon, Netflix originals, sock puppets, Gough goes, Akira (i.e. Ralph), King of the Dead, fear of the English, Sandman is on,...

What would happen if Paul and Barry dated?  This is a question for the ages and we answer it here on this week's Geek Shock.  There was so much news that we had to forgo the Big List this week.  What news you ask?  Well, my good fellow, we talk about a continued turning off of the dark, Rovio misinformed-o, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Massacre, a Dare to re-Devil, Archie Babies, Munchkin Axe Cop, Batm...

This is the day that comedy died, rose from the dead... then died again. Welcome to the chaos that is this week's Geek Shock.  Hidden is the entropy is little nuggets of geek news like Joe Hill's fiction, a Kiss for him, 3D wars, more Evil, canned cow farts, cordycepts, the Spidey Project, 3DS battery life, Amazing bid, Nintend-Flix, Avatar II, Wonderful casting, Capeless, Trent-pire, Saints Row 3...

So, I'm laying in bed... and Geek Shock appears and sprays me with geek news like Baby Gaga, the chicken channel, The Devil May *sigh*, G.I. Joe 2: The Justin Bieber Story, Ghost Rider 1.5, Dovahkiin, making money the Amazon way, gimme some skin, Doctor MMO, Vietnam says "enough", Kill Bill Complete, Razzies, Scalzi's war, inFamous2, and Robot in Jail.  Paul, Torgo, 80's, Vlarg, Kommander K, and J...

Detroit has it's protector. New York has a grip of 'em. When do we get our protector, huh? HUH? Well...till we do, here's some geek news for you like smell-o-rama 2.0, Preacher is dead to me, kissing to improve your gamerscore, Spider-Man Smackdown, Smithsonian disagrees with Ebert, King of Kongless Kong, Dell Dumb, we can rebuild him...out of bronze, McDuffie McExits, Fringe of the cusp, Telltale...

Here is the moment you've been waiting for.  The Famous Paul returns to Geek Shock after a long hiatus.  For our newer listeners... oh, God... hold on to yourselves.  This week's geek news topics include Espernaza Quesadilla v. Justin Beaver, the unknown Uncharted, Twilander, Carole Lieberman makes sh*t up, Guitar Hero's demise, gamer Grammys, Felicia Age, Smallville pros and conconcon, Cry Little...

Do you like RPGs? Sure we all do. But not these...NOT these. Today we rack our feeble brains to figure out what the best-worst RPG idea is. We also talk about Chinese food, Indian astrology, Fox News misrepresents games for fear's sake(again), Larry's show, Poke-arm, Catholic App, Comic-Con, Hoover Dam, plastic rice, congressional graphic novels, Redwall no more, phone charging emergencies, Green...