Forbidden Tea

We watched Season 5 so you didn’t have to… and obviously we have thoughts 👀 We’re getting into all the drama, friendships, relationships, questionable decisions, and moments that had us yelling at the screen. Basically, we’re sitting down to gossip about everything that went down this season ☕️

This week on Forbidden Tea, we’re talking about one of the most terrifying relationships known to woman: the mother-in-law 😭 From overstepping boundaries to the boy-mom attachment that has us screaming CUT THE CHORD 👹 We’re getting into monster mother-in-law stories, weird dynamics, setting boundaries, and where exactly the line is between being close and being TOO close. 🫣

We’re catching you guys up on everything we’ve been up to lately because apparently we had A LOT to discuss 👀 Then we’re getting into our favorite season: FALL 🍂🎃 We’re talking Halloween plans, fall activities, seasonal obsessions, and everything we’re excited for as we enter our cozy era. Grab your pumpkin spice and come catch up with us 🫖👻

Friendship drama hits DIFFERENT. ☕️💋 This week, we’re getting into the Utah friend scene, how friendships change as you get older, the red flags we should’ve seen coming, and what happens when a friendship officially reaches its expiration date. Are friend breakups worse than romantic breakups? Is there such a thing as a “clean” friendship breakup? And when do you know it’s actually time to walk...

It’s been a minute 👀 We took a little unexpected break, so we’re finally sitting down to catch up on everything that’s happened since our last episode. Life updates, random stories, things we’ve been loving, things we’ve been overthinking, and whatever else comes up along the way. Basically, we’re just getting back into the group chat 💌

🚨 SPOILER WARNING: This episode is one giant Saltburn spoiler. We finally watched Saltburn ... and we have SO many questions. 😭 We're recapping every wild moment, and sharing our most unfiltered reactions. If you've been seeing everyone talk about Saltburn but still don't get the hype—or you watched it and need to debrief with someone who's equally traumatized—this episode is for...

What started as a simple game of Never Have I Ever quickly turned into us exposing ourselves more than we probably should've. 😂 From embarrassing moments and questionable decisions to unexpected confessions and stories we've never shared before, absolutely nothing was off-limits. Grab your favorite drink and play along with us! Sorry not sorry if you learn too much😚

In this episode, we’re talking about the wild beauty standards that seem to come with growing up in Utah 💋✨ From the pressure to always look put together, keeping up with every beauty trend, and feeling like everyone somehow has the same perfectly curated aesthetic… we’re unpacking the culture around appearance here and why the standards can feel nearly impossible to keep up with. Just our perso...

In this episode, we’re getting into all things summer — the plans we’re excited about, our favorite summer memories growing up, and the random little things that make this season feel elite. From vacations and pool days to nostalgic summers that somehow felt way more magical as kids… we’re basically romanticizing summer for the next hour ✨

This week you guys took over and asked all the questions. We’re talking dating, friendships, life, hot takes, and sharing way more than we planned to. Pretty much just us yapping and spilling a little tea like always ☕️🤭

🎙️ In this episode, we’re spilling all the tea on the brand-new Off Campus Show 👀 From chaotic moments and hot takes to the personalities already carrying the show on their backs, we break down everything that had us laughing, shocked, and lowkey judging from the sidelines 💀We talk first impressions, standout moments, and other personal opinions 💅 Whether you’re already obsessed or just trying...

This week’s episode is basically one giant brain dump 🫠 We bounce all over the place talking about random thoughts, stories, opinions, life updates, and whatever else popped into our heads in the moment. No structure, no plan, just chaotic girl talk and unfiltered conversations ☕️💭

In this week’s episode, we’re talking all things hoco and prom! 🪩 We go through each of our high school dances, who we went with, promposals, date stories, and all the little details that made every dance either fun, awkward, or chaotic. We also get into how over the top Utah school dances are and why they felt way more serious than they probably should’ve been 💋✨ Consider this your official in...

In this week’s episode, you lucky folks get to listen to us raw dog an episode—no topic, nothing planned, just pure, unfiltered chaos. We bounce from random thoughts to questionable opinions, with plenty of tangents, hot takes, and moments where even we’re not sure where the conversation is going. It’s loose, it’s messy, and very all over the place. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when we jus...

We have our very first guest this week ! 💅✨ Calli’s sister-in-law Risa joins us and she is spilling all the tea with us. Risa is an esthetician so obviously we get into all things skincare, beauty routines, and the behind-the-scenes of that world. She also grew up in Utah but isn’t a member, so we chat about what that was like and some of the experiences that come with it. And on top of all that...

Get ready for laughs, memories, and a little friendly competition ☕✨ This week on Forbidden Tea, we’re putting our friendship to the test with a bestie trivia challenge! From random questions about our lives to deep-cut memories and unexpected life events, we’re seeing just how well we really know each other. It turns into a mix of trivia and storytelling as we revisit different moments and see...

In this episode, we take a very unqualified dive into zodiac signs and horoscopes ✨ We try to figure out what our signs actually mean, guess our traits, and question how any of this works in the first place We’re not experts, far from it, but that doesn’t stop us from attempting birth charts, debating astrology’s accuracy, and calling out the moments that feel a little too real 🔮 If you know a l...

This week, we’re diving into some real girl talk 💅 From beauty routines and our favorite self-care services to the unfiltered conversations about periods, hormones, and everything in between, nothing is off limits. We’re sharing our go-to tips, our experiences, and the little things we’ve learned along the way—both the glam and the not-so-glam moments. It’s honest, relatable, and feels just like...

In this episode, we dive into all things weddings, from the magical moments to the chaos behind the scenes 👰✨. We share our personal wedding stories, the highs, the unexpected hiccups, and everything we learned along the way. Then we switch gears and spill all the details on our bachelorette parties, including how they were planned, our favorite memories, and the moments we will never forget or...

In this episode, we’re diving into Season 4 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives—and let’s just say… the drama did not disappoint 👀 We’re recapping the biggest moments, from shocking twists to all the tension bubbling beneath the surface, and sharing our unfiltered thoughts along the way. We talk about how relationships are shifting, who surprised us the most, and which moments had us completely hooke...

In this episode of Forbidden Tea, we revisit one of the most unforgettable parts of growing up in Utah: girls camp 🏕️🔥. Between the strict (and sometimes confusing) rules, the oddly intense campfire songs 🎶, and the questionable tradition of snipe hunting 👀, we’re unpacking some of the weirdest and most unique memories that shaped us.

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of Utah sex ed. Or more accurately, the lack of it. From awkward health classes to the mysterious way everyone seemed to learn about things except from actual adults, we share how we pieced together information growing up without ever really getting “the talk.” We also swap some unforgettable period horror stories, because nothing builds character like...

In this episode, we unpack the suspicious timing of post-Valentine’s breakups, the gut feeling that’s never wrong, and the best way to breakup with someone. We get controversial about Wuthering Heights, share some wildly honest thoughts on breakup sex, and explore how to be petty in a growth-oriented way. Slightly unhinged. Fully self-aware. 😎

This week on Forbidden Tea ☕️ we’re heading back to our hometown and spilling all the stories we probably should’ve left in high school. From awkward first kisses and chaotic friend group dynamics to bizarre teenage traditions, late night drives with nothing to do, and unforgettable small town moments, we’re unpacking what it was really like growing up there. It’s nostalgic, a little chaotic, and...

Spotted: a new episode of Forbidden Tea Podcast bringing up . ☕️ We’re talking the unspoken hierarchy of In-N-Out Burger runs, the social significance of funeral potatoes, the chaos of Utah drivers, and why ghosting here somehow is the norm. We dive into other quirks such as Utah weddings, gym culture, and other fun quirks from the beloved Beehive State.