Floridiots

uhhhhh, would you believe Putin made me do it? 04.03.2022 1:20 ↓

This guy saved his best (as far as funny goes) excuse for last with the police officer as to why he was speeding and running a stop sign!

This goat is the G.O.A.T. 03.03.2022 2:29 ↓

A crime-stopping goat. Move over, Brady, we've found the GOAT

You would think the clown mannequin would be the weirdest part of this story 02.03.2022 1:46 ↓

But you would be wrong. There's something crazier than a clown mannequin riding shotgun in your truck.

Another Orlando Airport Idiot 02.03.2022 1:16 ↓

What is in the water at the Orlando Airport? (Hint: That ain't water)

Sampling the Fraud Buffet 02.03.2022 2:25 ↓

This Georgidiot doesn't specialize in just one way of fraud, she samples all of it

Take one down, smash it over my head, 99 bottles of beer on the wall 02.03.2022 1:09 ↓

This dude had way too many issues, but the straw that broke the camel's back, was the beer he smashed over his head.

Why, yes, that IS a crossbow in your pants 25.02.2022 1:14 ↓

Go ahead and make up your own jokes, there are plenty go around once you hear this Floridiot.

If you're too tired for this, it may be a deeper problem 25.02.2022 0:58 ↓

A drunk lawyer walks into a bar...sounds like the beginning of a joke. Well there is a punch line!

Too Much Monkey Business 24.02.2022 2:29 ↓

When the seller of whatever you're buying says "head straight to the state line", something might be a little shady

How a Wal Mart gift card took down a $4.5 billion heist 24.02.2022 1:24 ↓

I don't understand much about cryptocurrency, but I do know that you shouldn't mess with Wal Mart!

Random woman steals kid's science project 24.02.2022 2:03 ↓

A major What-The-Floridiot issue with this lady

What NOT to tell a police officer, Episode #2369 24.02.2022 0:54 ↓

Maybe it would be better not to talk to the police officer

Drunk with a motorized suitcase...what could go wrong? 17.02.2022 2:17 ↓

A woman in the Orlando airport seemed inebriated and led a bicycle policeman on a slow moving chase on her motorized suitcase. yep.

Hidden from the cops in Plain Sight 16.02.2022 1:25 ↓

Tip to criminals, if you're going to commit a crime, check your surroundings...for police watching you!!

Not Mick Jagger 11.02.2022 1:31 ↓

There are celebrity sightings and celebrity impersonators and then...there's this guy

He had to blame it on something! 10.02.2022 1:19 ↓

Floridiot gets pulled over with all kinds of wrong on him. But he has a good excuse!

Influencer learns there's a dress code at the Vatican 09.02.2022 1:27 ↓

You're a Brazilian social influencer, which means you can do anything anywhere, right? Isn't that the law on social media? Well, it isn't at the Vatican.

Do you know the Lemur Laws in Your State? Yes, I said Lemur Laws 09.02.2022 1:06 ↓

Before you go showing off on social media about your cute little lemurs, you may want to find out if they are legal where you live.

This Floridiot knows how to compound errors 09.02.2022 1:49 ↓

As if committing one crime isn't enough, he just kept piling on

Elton John's Twitter gives shout out to the wrong city 07.02.2022 2:13 ↓

It's hard to keep it straight, what with Elton John's never-ending farewell tour. But his Twitter account confused a big city for a little town. He needs to play this little town now, right?

Truck thieves take selfies with DRIVER'S PHONE!!!! 04.02.2022 1:39 ↓

If you're dumb enough to steal someone's truck, at least don't be dumb enough to make it sooo easy on the cops by taking selfies with the owner's phone!

He had to re-charge his ankle monitor 02.02.2022 1:33 ↓

First, when you're wearing an ankle monitor, you've made some mistakes in the past. Then you go and do this!

Then You Had to Go Brag about it 31.01.2022 1:20 ↓

Using a fake vax card to get into an NFL Playoff game, then you had to tell EVERYBODY!

Former Jacksonville Armada soccer player goes ballistic on plane 28.01.2022 1:27 ↓

This former Armada soccer player showed his butt (ahem, literally) on a recent plane trip

Florida Woman gets Geo-Catfished! 28.01.2022 2:20 ↓

Sometimes things aren't as advertised, as this Florida woman found out!