Floridiots

The Marijuana Skip Scanner 24.01.2023 1:45 ↓

Today's Flor-idiot should've checked his trunk before having police officers help him load it up!

Well, he did take pride in his work 29.11.2022 1:17 ↓

When you're a vandal, I guess getting credit for it is part of the fun

The last person you would suspect 29.11.2022 1:06 ↓

Who is doing all of the porch pirating? The last person you would expect

He left something behind when he carjacked 29.11.2022 1:21 ↓

Technology caught up with this Floridiot after he carjacked someone.

Did you plan on the SWAT training? 03.10.2022 1:19 ↓

Criminal sometimes plot out their crimes to the last detail, but I guess these didn't plan on this

Red means stop 03.10.2022 1:06 ↓

Three guys were busted trying to SAW down a traffic light

Speedy (Too Speedy) Delivery 30.08.2022 0:45 ↓

Guy gets into all kinds of trouble just trying to deliver a pizza.

Robber who fell for the "why don't you fill out a job app" bit 05.08.2022 0:58 ↓

Not all robbers have what it takes to be a robber. Thank goodness.

Florida Man that does yard work naked 26.07.2022 0:49 ↓

Yeah we thought the same thing

This isn't what 9-1-1 is for, it's what Instacart is for 20.07.2022 0:58 ↓

Guy calls 9-1-1 to place an order for his girlfriend

An Iguana in your toilet...again! 13.07.2022 1:18 ↓

When an iguana is sticking his head out of your toilet, you may never sit down in the dark again!

Selfie with Tasmanian Devil 05.07.2022 1:04 ↓

A woman tried to get a selfie with a Tasmanian devil. Yep.

The Force is NOT with this guy 05.07.2022 0:56 ↓

Guy pretends to be Disney employee to try and steal this

Idiot that bought an insurance policy AFTER his wreck 15.06.2022 1:11 ↓

Guy wrecks a car without insurance. Hops on the horn to add wrecked car to policy. Immediately files a claim. Nope.

High speed chase, but first, NUGGETS! 10.06.2022 0:44 ↓

Cops were after car burglars, ready to chase them down, the thieves pull in to the drive-thru at Chick-Fil-A

Filling a bladder truck with stolen gas 08.06.2022 1:05 ↓

Miami man retrofits a truck to fit a bladder that he fills with stolen gas from a gas station.

Just Hold Still 27.05.2022 1:13 ↓

Burglar does the best he can to avoid cops in a department store, he tried this. It did not end well.

You just had to show off 27.05.2022 0:50 ↓

If you're collecting disability and you're healthy enough to not have to collect disability, I would lay low from social media, especially when you're showing off your strength and endurance on said social media.

She threw WHAT at the police officer? 27.05.2022 0:52 ↓

Maybe it was a last ditch effort to escape an impending arrest, but I wouldn't have tried this.

Covidiot tryin' to keep all the money 27.05.2022 1:28 ↓

Covid Relief funds were passed out in Japan, this guy got more than his fair share and thought he would keep it

Crack Pipe Delivery! 27.05.2022 1:11 ↓

When ordering groceries from Wal Mart, you don't expect to find this

How close is that GoPro going to {CRUNCH} 11.05.2022 1:43 ↓

A man gets a little too close with a Go Pro to an alligator

They'll never find me here 11.05.2022 1:39 ↓

A guy is trying to hide from the police the way a 2-year old plays hide and seek. It was actually less effective than that!

Why the guy crashed his $704,000 car is amazing 06.05.2022 1:06 ↓

One would think that you pay over $700,000 for a car, you know how to operate it. You would think.

Dude, what happens in Disney, gets captured by photo galleries 04.05.2022 1:12 ↓

The idiot thought he could get away with some foolin' around with the nanny. Not when Disney takes those pictures for your keepsake....