Florida Stories

Florida Stories episode 167 10.09.2023 8:58 ↓

A lady had drugs shoved up her, some kids were getting cavalier with dairy, and a new invasive species that mocks Jesus.

Florida Stories episode 166 03.09.2023 7:14 ↓

We insult stupid criminals, your mom, and questionable paramedics.

Florida Stories episode 165 27.08.2023 9:53 ↓

Florida Stories is now longer than Gilligan's Island and the Sopranos.

Florida Stories episode 164 20.08.2023 9:01 ↓

Don't leave anything out by the trash you don't want thrown away. Don't leave your identification at the scene of a crime. Don't murder your daughter's boyfriend.

Florida Stories episode 163 13.08.2023 8:10 ↓

More exotic sports cars were paid for with PPP money. Florida man lands his airplane in a highway. Grandma gets eaten by a giant alligator.

Florida Stories episode 162 06.08.2023 7:15 ↓

This Florida Man hates his HOA more than you do. Man attacks shark. Is Kindergarten too young for a kid to be bringing a gun to school?

Florida Stories episode 161 30.07.2023 8:26 ↓

You love your nana, but does your nana have a murder-suicide pact with grandpa?

Florida Stories episode 160 23.07.2023 9:17 ↓

How many times can a Florida woman get lost in a storm drain system? So far, we're up to three. Florida nearly has the first political assassination by a tree. Ft Lauderdale is about to have a parade led by a 21 foot tall penis. If you're going to kill your abusive boyfriend, try and be less torturous than this Florida Woman.

Florida Stories episode 159 16.07.2023 8:39 ↓

Hear about some fighting, biting, clawing, face tattoos, vape shops, and a whole bunch of people on drugs.

Florida Stories episode 158 09.07.2023 9:15 ↓

We have a fake freelance gynecologist, burglars who call 911 on themselves, a bunch of other idiots, and the engagement ring that has endured 21 years of dumps.

Florida Stories episode 157 02.07.2023 4:08 ↓

You will hear the lamest message-in-a-bottle story ever.

Florida Stories episode 156 25.06.2023 10:57 ↓

What happens when you literally throw gas on a fire? If you mix a golden lab with a poodle, what could possibly go wrong? 

Florida Stories episode 155 18.06.2023 6:54 ↓

Do not: drink bleach, do bath salts, or hit a woman in the head with a hatchet.

Florida Stories episode 154 11.06.2023 6:44 ↓

Three big idiots, two fake Nazis, and one handsome host.

Florida Stories episode 153 04.06.2023 7:42 ↓

Getting drunk and crashing your truck into your mother-in-law's is not the most effective way to win back your wife. A naked man in a cowboy hat is having a hard time finding his crack pipe.

Florida Stories episode 152 28.05.2023 7:28 ↓

Some drunk genius may have exploited a legal loophole after he crashed his car. You get a deeper look at the life of a Florida Snake Wrangler.

Florida Stories episode 151 21.05.2023 6:50 ↓

Xanax and NyQuil is probably not the ideal combo for a 4 year old child. 

Florida Stories episode 150 14.05.2023 10:18 ↓

Waking up in a strip club is usually preceded by one or more bad financial decisions. If your boyfriend is cheating on you with your sister, you don't HAVE to kill them.

Florida Stories episode 149 07.05.2023 9:29 ↓

A classic melee at Chuck E Cheese, another woodchipper candidate, and the Florida circle of life.

Florida Stories episode 148 30.04.2023 9:59 ↓

This episode is a parade of bad life decisions.

Florida Stories episode 147 23.04.2023 6:13 ↓

More evidence that Jesus has blessed ChikFilA, and Tupac is alive.

Florida Stories episode 146 16.04.2023 6:20 ↓

We've got a handsy cop, a dead deer, a steel sword, tasers, ponzi schemes, and hot rails of meth

Florida Stories episode 145 09.04.2023 9:04 ↓

A judge in Florida gets suspended for calling a guy an a-hole during court proceedings.

Florida Stories episode 144 02.04.2023 7:34 ↓

A woman gets struck by lightning on her first day of school, a ban tries to buy a hooker on his honeymoon, and we push a pedo into the woodchipper.

Florida Stories episode 143 26.03.2023 12:54 ↓

A couple of gator attacks, a couple of food attacks, and advice on what happens when you wake up with a stranger in your bed holding a machete.