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(1980 - 2024) Elaine Snatch, local launderer of clothes and money, kicked the proverbial bowling ball down the alley last night. As mother of the Mayor of Coast and vigilante prosecutor of big business bullies everywhere, Snatch rose to prominence in sort of a reverse-nepo-baby situation. She will be remembered as the woman who spread all those waterborne foot illnesses while also being responsibl...

sometimes, the only way to be free - is to lose yourself. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1998 - 2024) Christopher "Tiny" Sanchez the Fourth, scion of the Sanchez Shipping Company and co-founder of the holiday Christmas, passed away yesterday in the late afternoon doing what he loved: swinging hammers for prizes. As the youngest/favorite son of a mother-worshipping family, Sanchez pressed all the right buttons in his rapid rise to the top of his family's shipping company - growing fro...

(1994 - 2024) Curtis L, the local cream cheese mogul and chive aficionado who ran the Creamy Company for years, passed away last night in a pool of his own making in front of dozens of students and undead creatures. Known for absolutely bulldozing a block of houses downtown then rebuilding them brick by brick to look exactly the same, L. will be remembered as that guy who triked daily down the str...

(1988 - 2024) Stacy (is it Stacy?) yes Stacy, that Stacy, the Stacy I'm talking about died yesterday in front of dozens of parents and one student from her Quaker School in Idaho, creating  a new sport through her untimely death. Known for her groundbreaking work in the field of virtual volleyball / polevaulting / tennis, Stacy (yes, Stacy) had already been a midwest legend for decades after her c...

(1995 - 2024) Mika Lesser, a NYC FiDi lifer, passed away last evening after scaling the world's greatest symbol of liberty - all in the name of social media savviness. Lesser, a local reply guy who haunted all the Think Coffeeshops south of Canal Street, spent his life training the nepo babies of the world in "media presence", which may or not be a real thing. Best known as the right-hand-man to T...

if you don't know where you are, can you ever be found? NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite past episodes. This week, co-creator and graphics guru John Goodman showcases yet another episode with talking animals! (and familial drama, tiktok excursions, accented duos....take a listen to one of our fav episodes ever. New rerun next Thursday!! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Will Koller is showcasing one of our first episodes ever! Featuring talking toes, questions about consciousness, and a raucous court scene drama....new rerun next Thursday!! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Tricia Crimmins chose to highlight an iconic bonus episode featuring Napoleon, a horde of lovers, and a reality TV show island....new rerun next Thursday!!     NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be re-releasing an episode from our archive: this week, it's TAPE 118 from Season 1 featuring Mackenzie Jamieson! Our featured performer Jonah chose this as one of his favorite all-time episodes. We'll be rereleasing summer reruns all summer! Stay tuned for another flash from the past next Thursday... (1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the wo...

a sneak peak of our newest patreon episode - featuring undelivered mail, a slew of world flags, and the Mother Queen herself. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen to full exclusive monthly special episodes, as well as other bonus content!  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

A biblical story....with a few alterations. Thanks for listening to Season 5!! We'll be back for Season 6 this summer....stay tuned.... NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1996 - 2024) Gina Tunis, prankster and software savant, died yesterday in the waste of her own making. Known mainly as the only non-b*tch daughter to two Swedish parents, Tunis went through the world in full throttle attack mode: hiring unqualified people who were fun, avoiding a criminal record, and disrespecting parking lot spots with cows. Alongside her two friends Shawnie and Dave, Tunis atte...

(1994 - 2024) Tannen Baum, heir to the Baum Swamp Water Dynasty from Prussia, died last night in front of a Prussian militia while wearing his beautiful purple ermine robe. Baum, known for his Vermont morality and for resurrecting his family's semi-defunct swamp water company, left no stone unturned in his pursuit of spreading Prussian nationalism. Despite turning the National and State Park Range...

(2006 - 2024) Miami Wednesday, one of the last high schoolers from Schenoodle, Ohio, passed away last night far from home. Famed for being the only teenager in Schenoodle, Ohio to smoke pot, Miami was born destined to be in Boston, struggling for the whole of her short life to get to the East Coast. Despite her fascination with hair and makeup, Miami was trapped by both the pastoral confines of ru...

a sneak peak of our new patreon episode. this episode is an original demo we recorded while developing the podcast in 2020...with the role of God and Devil flipped...and a hilarious performance by former guest Sam Myers. You can catch Sam's new play THE VICKY ARCHIVES at The Tank from April 18th - May 18th! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1999 - 2024) Patricia Avocado, semi-famous YouTuber and "man on the street", passed away last night in front of her almost 1000 family members and a few crusted pieces of frozen Stouffers Mac n' Cheese. Despite wandering around grad schools for years, Avocado was a self-taught filmmaker and interviewer known for her quick wit and totally unrelated questions. She will be remembered for proving the...

( ∞ -  ∞+73) Noah, the dude from the Ark, passed away like 5 millennia ago after marrying off every single potential species of animal in semi-alphabetical order. Known as an acquaintance then a work friend then as a friend-friend to God, Noah spent his life searching for connections with men his age. Despite a robust social life playing Olde Rugby, Noah often felt alone and abandoned by his peers...

(1990 - 2024) Ava Marcus, known for knowing everyone, passed away this morning on the island of Arach-No - alongside 1,000 spiky creatures, Michael Phelps, and a handful of high-powered bank executives. As an entrepreneur / kneecap separation advocate, Ava developed a type of sparkling water using every spiky fruit known to humankind. She will be remembered by her micropenis boyfriend who will not...

(17yrs before 1964 - 2024) Gladys McKnight, famed divorcée from the state of Ohio, passed away last night at the place where her life truly began: Billy's Biker Bar. After splitting from husbands Karl, Sir Ian, and Petey (and wives Jennifer and Michelle), Gladys eventually found long-term love in her long-term mentor Johnny - whose five tattooed rules Gladys lived by until the day she died. Despit...

(1966 - 2024) Craig Foibles, famed woodworker who won recognition for his life-size replicas of weapons of antiquity, passed away in an exceptionally unnatural way last night on the boat he built for his mother. Encouraged from a young age with a hefty parental investment, Foibles wandered his way into an industry that valued the artistry of his woodwork more than the functionality. Despite his fr...

(1982 - 2008) Emerald Smithstein, politically persuadable choir singer from Dubuque, passed away last night beneath the stars and stripes of the Iowa Caucuses. An academic gem, Smithstein studied both electioneering-avoidance and connotation-linguistics at the University of Iowa, eventually blending the two to form a unique political foundation that helped guide her through the tough presidential...