Everything's Perfect

Episode Description What happens when best friends stop being polite and start being very honest? In this episode, Autumn and Donald answer rapid-fire “bestie questions” that unlock chaos, confessions, laughs, and a few surprisingly heartfelt moments along the way. From hypothetical disasters and wild past stories to conversations about confidence, relationships, and stepping into main-character e...

Episode Description New year, new promises… and the same old diet chaos. In this episode, Autumn and Donald break down fad diets, New Year’s resolutions, and why extreme approaches almost never work the way we hope they will. From crash diets and juice cleanses to baby-food meals and cabbage-soup disasters, they unpack why these trends keep resurfacing — and why they so often fail. The conversatio...

In this New Year’s Eve special, Autumn and Donald look back on the past year and talk honestly about growth, change, expectations, reflection, and entering the new year as real humans, not perfectly polished versions of ourselves. They share stories, perspective, and plenty of laughs as they discuss what the year taught them, what they’re carrying forward, and what they’re happy to leave behind. T...

Episode Description In this Holiday Special, Autumn and Donald unpack everything that makes Christmas both magical and exhausting. From childhood traditions and nostalgia to adult expectations, family dynamics, gift guilt, and holiday burnout, this episode is funny, honest, and deeply relatable. They reflect on how Christmas feels different as adults, the pressure to show up emotionally and financ...

Episode Description: In this warm, hilarious, and deeply relatable episode, Autumn and Donald unpack the universal struggle of setting boundaries , especially during the holidays. From chaotic travel to freezing Ohio gatherings, food pressure, family questions, and unsolicited advice, they dive into what makes boundaries so necessary — and so hard. They explore how to say “no” without guilt, how t...

The unplanned episode that turned into an unexpected therapy session Autumn and Donald sit down with zero plan and somehow end up unpacking jealousy, motherhood, emotional maturity, influencer boundaries, childhood wounds, comparison traps, and why people with 27-step “motivational routines” probably aren’t okay. What starts as chaos becomes clarity...and a whole lot of laughter. In this completel...

Why Loving People Is Beautiful… and Complicated Autumn and Donald dive into the hilarious and heartfelt truth about how we give love, how we receive it, and why those two things often do not match. From childhood wounds to adult relationships, parenting, friendships, and emotional needs, this episode explores the messy, meaningful reality of feeling loved. In this honest, warm, and genuinely hilar...

Autumn and Donald get nostalgic (and brutally honest) about Thanksgiving — the food, the family, the traditions, and the hilarious chaos that makes the holiday unforgettable. In this cozy, chaotic, and laugh-filled episode, Autumn and Donald serve up a full plate of Thanksgiving memories, family traditions, and food-related disasters. From freezing childhood walks to unhinged family games, burnt s...

AI Is Wild… and We’re Just Trying to Keep Up. Autumn and Donald dive into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling world of artificial intelligence known as AI. From automated customer service agents (when you really just wish you could talk to a human), AI art, deepfakes, and dating-app algorithms. Is AI making life easier… or just weirder? Or, like also….a little scary maybe?  Autumn and...

The Pressure, the Prompts, and the “No Tip” Guilt Trip. In this painfully relatable and laugh-out-loud episode, Autumn and Donald dive headfirst into the world of tipping culture, where generosity meets guilt and every coffee counter has a tip screen silently judging you. From tipping at drive-thrus to awkward Venmo requests, they unpack how we got here, why we’re tipping for everything, and how s...

The Period Problem, Emoji Chaos & The Three Dots of Doom. Autumn and Donald dive into the hilarious (and mildly traumatic) world of modern texting —where one punctuation mark can turn a friendly message into a passive-aggressive crisis. From the eternal “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” debate to decoding Gen Z slang and emoji overloads, they break down how communication has evolved—and occasionally g...

Costumes, Candy & Chaos — Why Halloween Hits Different as Adults. Autumn and Donald celebrate Halloween the only way they know how — with laughter, nostalgia, and a dash of chaos. From childhood trick-or-treat adventures to their favorite scary movies, they explore what makes Halloween fun, weird, and occasionally exhausting. Between bad costumes, haunted house confessions, and candy corn deba...

Planes, Gyms & Pube Panties — Modern Manners Gone Wrong In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, Autumn and Donald take on the chaos of modern etiquette — the do’s, don’ts, and what the hell happened?! of everyday behavior in 2025. From Kim Kardashian’s viral “bush panties” to airplane seatmates who forget deodorant, gym grunters, and text-reply ghosters, no topic is off-limits. What sta...

In this honest and wide-ranging episode, Autumn and Donald cover everything — from Taylor Swift’s Nashville Easter eggs and celebrity genius, to the real and raw dynamics of sibling rivalry and family healing. Through laughter, vulnerability, and a few hilarious tangents, they explore what it means to grow up, unlearn old patterns, and show up for yourself (and your siblings) even when life gets m...

In this candid and laugh-filled episode, Donald and Autumn answer your juiciest listener questions—from parenting and nutrition to dating, divorce, and the daily chaos of adult life. Think of it as one big Instagram Q&A, but with fewer filters and a lot more honesty. They dive into childhood habits, skincare truths, body image, relationships, and the myth of “having it all together.” Autumn ge...

Unwrapping the Art of Gift Giving: Returns, Regifting & Holiday Pressure In this festive and unfiltered episode, Donald and Autumn unwrap the highs and lows of gift giving — from the joy of thoughtful surprises to the awkward reality of returns and regifting. They share personal stories of favorite childhood presents (yes, Cabbage Patch dolls and Barbies make an appearance), laugh over wrappin...

Autumn and Donald press pause on their usual deep dives for a much-needed venting session . In this cathartic “bitch-fest,” they swap their most jaw-dropping, maddening, and occasionally hilarious customer service nightmares. From being denied groceries over a chipped ID, to getting booted off a flight for following directions , to a tax fiasco that nearly sparked legal drama—nothing’s off the tab...

⚠ Sensitive Content Warning This episode includes open discussions of gun violence, trauma, loss of life, social division, and political issues. Listener discretion is strongly advised. In this special episode, Autumn and Donald step away from their usual lighthearted conversations to reflect on the recent tragedy involving Charlie Kirk and the ongoing wave of violence in the U.S. They explore the...

⚠ Sensitive Content WarningThis episode includes discussions of bullying, harassment, suicide, self-harm, and sexual assault. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Autumn and Donald break from their usual schedule for an emergency weekend recording to dive into a shocking Netflix documentary about a small-town texting harassment case. Together, they unpack the story’s twists and turns, explore...

⚠ Sensitive Content Warning This episode discusses mental health, anxiety, childhood trauma, and brain health. Listener discretion is advised. Unfiltered Conversations: Brain Scans, Concert Adventures & Finding Humor in Hard Times In this raw and relatable episode, Donald and Autumn get real about the highs and lows of life—mixing Backstreet Boys singalongs with the heavy weight of medical unc...

From California Heatwaves to Being “Fit for TV”... What starts as a casual catch-up turns into an honest conversation about diet culture, body image, and the pressure of being “fit for TV.” Autumn and Donald open up about childhood experiences, media influence, and how humor often hides insecurities. Along the way, they riff about awkward on-screen moments to childhood experiences with food and se...

In this unfiltered episode, Donald and Autumn take you on a wild ride through their history with alcohol — from hilarious “party days” moments to life-changing, sobering experiences. They share first-time drinking stories, embarrassing mishaps, unforgettable nights, and the moments that forced them to rethink their relationship with alcohol. Donald opens up about a near-fatal drunk driving acciden...

In this raw and heartfelt episode, Donald Stamper shares his courageous journey of coming out as gay — a story marked by fear, faith, and the fight to live authentically. From wrestling with religious beliefs and societal expectations to the moment he finally revealed his truth to family, Donald’s story shines a light on the struggles many face in seeking self-acceptance. This episode explores the...

Unexpected confessions? Oh, we’ve got plenty. Buckle up for another wild ride on Everything's Perfect —the podcast where nothing’s perfect, but it’s all 100% real. In this episode, Autumn and Donald spill the tea on everything from hair extensions to last-minute medical trips to Tijuana (yep, that happened). We’re diving deep into personal growth, big dreams, awkward decisions, and the chaos of fi...

Have you ever asked yourself, “is this really my life? Is this all there is? How do I live a bigger, better life?” In this deeply relatable conversation, Autumn and Donald dive into the world of dreams and ambitions, fears and failures, and how you can make your dreams come true despite the self-doubt and challenges. Join us as we explore the journey of pursuing dreams, the challenges faced along...