Everything But The Pub

History, wordplay and pub banter collide as Luke and Jon recall Guy Fawkes, muse on whet vs wet, trade compliments and taste the revamped pub before wandering into space travel, old proverbs and crisp debates. From missed Halloween episodes to free beer and hex codes, this chatty stroll teases many threads without spoiling the fun. More

A brisk night walk, a doomed blind wine test, and a blizzard of ‘housekeeping’ that actually goes somewhere. They correct a few favourite sayings, rate a cosy tap house, relive pre‑iPod MP3 days, dodge foxes, and drop a head‑eXploder about trees vs stars—while teasing changes that may (or may not) land soon. More

Luke and Jon return with tales of gym injuries and water‑slide escapades. They chat about ripping CDs, Norfolk heroes and sweet treats before wandering into a chaotic card game at the Spyglass. Misused sayings, birthdays and a Chinese proverb all feature, capturing the playful tone without spoiling the fun. And there’s a tipple or two, to keep things interesting. More

Foggy minds, gilets, broken sayings and cartoon villains: Jon and Luke roam dark streets before rating the White Bear pub. Along the way they correct malapropisms, recall hurricanes and Ripper letters, debate fondant fancies, glimpse an offensive chimney and marvel at an immortal jellyfish. It’s rambling, weird and very them. More

Luke and Jon wander through another late‑night episode, musing on everything from nose‑blind aftershave to waning moons and whether a puffy vest is a gilet or body warmer. They swap trivia about knives and rap names, reminisce about conkers and childhood TV shows, and let loose a whole new mini-series. More

Episode 12 mixes thank‑yous and beer mats with a chaotic night at the George Inn in Christchurch. Luke and Jon navigate noisy roads, pass out QR-coded mats, and encounter singing tables and a souped-up mobility scooter before enjoying happy-hour pints and shandies on a wobbly table. On the way home they debate proverbs, learning styles and quantum entanglement. More

Luke and Jon’s eleventh outing takes listeners on a walk past discarded heaters and into musings about slang, bruised feet and sausages. They thank their first donor, Al Mason, and tease a pub visit that promises pints, gadgets and tales of camping, Savloy sausages and upcoming adventures – all before the real fun begins after the jingle. More

Two blokes, one dark forest, and a custard-level debate about cream. Jon and Luke celebrate ten episodes with a working phone box, a suspiciously glowing horizon, a country-pub review, and a giveaway for anyone still rocking big old batteries. Expect woodland ambience, retro tech tangents, chip-shop diplomacy and stargazing, with just enough peril to keep you listening. More

Episode nine gets heated in the sauna. There's some green tomatoes along with an imaginary trip to New York. Jon survives a car-dooring incident and someone needs their toenails cutting. More

Episode eight has an autumnal feel about it. Luke's DIY skills could be seen as criminal activity as Jon tries to out-do him with his massive tool. The moon weighs heavy in the sky and Jon does his secret celebratory dance to honour it. More

A coastal pub walk soaked in twilight, festoon light obsession, strange fruit, and nostalgic musings. Jon and Luke circle familiar territory, sip wine, rank Jaffa Cakes, and ponder short wars, sweet plums, and conifer-related hairstyles in this blue hour meander. More

The curse of Christchurch strikes as facts go wrong, wine is ordered awkwardly, and Jon waxes lyrical about a doomed French ship. There’s interstellar trivia, alleyway misadventures, and a surprising pub rating — plus the debut of an 11-year-old's joke and a Flintstones car for sale. It’s chaos. Beautiful, average chaos. More

A pub-lit promenade turns reflective (and mildly ridiculous) as Jon and Luke wander through seaside philosophy, lost cats, festive bikes, and intense egg analysis. With strong drink reviews, atomic facts, and anatomical mannequins, it's the podcast that makes melancholy entertaining - somehow. More

A coastal walk turns into a comedy safari as Jon and Luke spot odd behaviour, review a pub with... structural quirks, and wrestle with potato rankings, comic characters and intergalactic trivia. Throw in a truly bizarre swap-shop ad and you’ve got an evening stroll like no other. More

Jon and Luke’s latest seaside stroll spirals from a freshly tuned bike to a gravity-defying door, guinea-pig gastronomy, seagull stand-ups and a pub loo that threatens their review system. Add unwashed-jeans science, a VHS hoarder’s legacy and classifieds chaos, and you’ve got 40-odd minutes of gloriously rambling British banter. More

Luke and Jon wander to the pub and back, stumbling across ugly benches, cosmic time quirks, retro games, and wallet-melting beer. Expect tangents on rice math, rogue foxes, Tetris theology, and a jingling earworm you’ll love to hate. It’s an unscripted, hilariously British stroll that turns everyday chaos into podcast gold. More

Haircuts, after-shave and a re-recorded debut: Jon and Luke’s pub-ward ramble features a heroic roundabout-watering lady, a maybe-illegal Oasis set list, onion-factory lore and the maths that makes your brain go pop. Throw in jumper-based pint ratings and Gumtree’s worst painting, and you’ve got glorious British waffle at walking pace. More