Dysfunctional Dialogue

How many elephants' weight worth of food will you eat in a lifetime? Imagine lining up every hot dog you've ever eaten, end to end - how far would they stretch? Around the block? Across town? Maybe further than you'd ever like to know? Well, come join us as we learn more than we ever wanted and yet have a great time along the way.

Ketchup was a medicine and your burger had friends. Seems like nonsense but will make perfect sense after another wonderfully strange conversation with my daughter. We tackled some odd "True or False" questions and ludicrous “Would You Rather” scenarios. The questions were certainly ridiculous but the answers were even more absurd. And the conversation? Exactly as Dysfunctional as you&#3...

Why don’t we make buildings out of bones? Would you eat dirt flavored food? Why would anyone ask questions like these? Well, because it’s fun! Come join my daughter, Melissa, and I as we have another conversation with very little meaning but a heck of a lot of laughs.

If you can meet anyone, alive or passed, real or imagined, of this world or not - who or what would you choose? It’s another great time as my daughter Melissa is back and we go down some real strange and real funny detours in the attempt to navigate the impossible.

What? Why? There are things that are all around us and we just take them at face value and have no idea why they are the way they are. My daughter, Melissa, is back again and we’re having a real fun time unraveling the mysteries in our everyday lives that are right in front of us all the time. Do you know the answers?

Has your spouse ever driven you crazy?! Well, try doing a podcast with them and capture it for all to see. Debbie and I had a great time trying to solve some myths, discussing urban legends and then came the distraction that just wouldn't go away!

Look around you, look real close... How many things are there that you have no idea what they are called? You might be quite surprised to learn that there’s quite a few! Come join the fun and guess along with my daughter as I as we explore some interesting and delightfully funny neglected words.

Lies, Lies & More Lies! Do you still believe them? Back again for another real fun chat with my wonderful wife, debunking those dubious myths that we were all told over the years. Enjoy!

What toys were banned in your home? - And can a dangerous childhood toy double as an effective home defense? What is the worst smell you ever endured? How would you stack up against parallel versions of yourself? Just another perfectly “normal” conversation with my longtime childhood friend, Steve Macaluso, chuckling our way through the bizarre corners of life.

Were we lied to? We were taught many things by our teachers, our parents and our peers. But were they right? This week, I grilled my wonderful wife with a series of True or False questions. Do you know the answers? Come join us for this fun exchange as we uncover those truths and explore some others. Enjoy!

This week, I’m joined by my longtime childhood friend as we challenge ourselves with bedroom double entendres. We then revisit a simpler time — when kids were feral, neighborhoods were our playground, and supervision was virtually non-existent. From consuming questionable toxins like Super Elastic Bubble Plastic, dodging lawn darts and surviving Action Park, we somehow managed to emerge from the ’...

A billion dollars can solve a lot of problems, but at what price? This week, my sister Erin is back with her great laugh and effervescent personality as we explore the cost of billions and debate whether we’d rather meet an alternate version of ourselves or the “perfect” version. The questions got increasingly ridiculous, the answers got increasingly silly, and Erin summed it all up perfectly with...

Are you up for a game of true or false? I put my wonderful wife, Debbie, on the hot seat with some tricky questions designed to trip her up. She graciously accepted… and what followed was a mix of absurd-filled laughs and surprises. Let the games begin!

It begins with "where’s your favorite spot to enjoy a good drink" and wildly turns into a game of “did you really just say that?" Steve Macaluso is back, pouring out laughs, lost memories, and risqué double entendres that'll keep you rolling right through the end.

The ludicrous adventures of riding the school bus were just one part of life’s wild ride. This week, I am joined by the mirthful Eddie Mott, who I haven’t spoken with in 42 years! And there was a lot I missed! Join us, as Eddie and I peel back the layers that helped make us what we are today - which we would like to think was for the better - but we’ll leave that for you to decide.

Did you ever have a dream end right before the best thing was about to happen? What was it that got cut off at the exact wrong moment? Well, this week we dive into the twisted realm between dream, perceived reality and the self described brutal inner monologue of my hilarious sister Erin. Laugh along with us as we uncover her innermost dream wish to come true. Hint: it’s probably not what you woul...

What if ai has already become aware? And what if ai is slowly gaslighting society to make us all believe we've been in a simulation all along? This nightmare fuel was the perfect gas on the fire as Brian Smith and I laughed our way through one of our absurd discussions.

Ladies and gentlemen… It's time. After years of childhood clashes - most ending with the classic “sit and hold” maneuver, these two siblings step back into the ring. This week, my older sister and I go toe-to-toe in a battle of memories, mind games, and hypothetical chaos. Will the world survive her dreams being exposed? Is two really better than one? History says one thing: she wins the physi...

This week my college buddy and I revisit the golden era of bad decisions and even worse tequila. From one friend getting “politely” asked to leave school… twice… and still not going home, to another proudly preserving a completely meaningless worm-eating diploma while his actual degree may not have fared nearly as well. We did, however, have witness proof that we went to the library… albeit just l...

One ridiculous mishap after another has my wife and I laughing hard before we even begin. The fun continued as we chewed over whether we would speak to our past self or future descendants and chinwagged on how great it would be to go back in time, with our kids to 1976 and we’re all 10 years old.

Back again, having a laugh-riot with Brian Smith as he takes us on a disturbingly funny medical odyssey. Bookending that unsettling ride are some amusing flashbacks to our college days at Niagara University, parties at Manhattan College and the “brilliance” of Brian.

My wife joins me this week and things get fun real quick as we merrily laugh our way through a sound check and field some wildly strange questions. It’s a great time, from some interesting takes on some mind-bending questions to getting particularly silly right from the beginning and right through the end.

Back with the college crew, having a great time, reliving the pitfalls and comedic disasters. We then shift to bigger questions like whether you’d rather meet your past self or your future self and, more importantly, what you’d do about it. Come join us, Can’t Go Wrong

Imagine swapping bodies or memories with random people every year or jumping through time to different stages of your life at any given moment? Come join my daughter and I as we do just that and make it even more absurd as we laughed our way through possibilities.

Laughing real hard again with my longtime friend, Brian Smith, who is back again for a visit as we take to the mics in our satellite studio. Join us for the beginning part of an extended, absurd, chat as Brian gesticulates while pondering a lifetime of arguing with himself and the fate of his prized possessions.