Drunk Bible Study

A fever dream of mixed metaphors, today's chapters take us from the invasion of Sin City, to the deception of doves, a whiff of prostitution, and a menu of nonsense. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Is Hosea a celebrated prophet or one-hit wonder? Are raisin cakes the next big thing? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Parental discretion is advised. We're kicking off the minor prophets with Hosea, whose marriage is used by Yahweh as an object lesson. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

It's time to test our memories! How much of Ezekiel did we retain? Make sure to let us know your favorite part of the book in our Facebook group, Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club...

In the final chapters of Ezekiel we're finding out if the tribes' portions of land have been rezoned, how to become a citizen, and how long Yahweh's new leaf will stay turned over. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Jo...

Who is the prince? What is the priestly bro code? What song brings up memories of the past for Dedeker? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Ezekiel is not-so-rapidly coming to an end, leaving us with many questions that need to be answered. Does Yahweh use doors? Why do the Levites get the light punishments? Are updates to Levitcal law the original patch note? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBib...

Join us as we manifest frosted tips, discuss gods that supposedly don't exist, and compare musical instruments. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Settle in for more Ikea instructions, grifting Levites, and updates to Jase's sketch of the temple! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Who was the brass man with instructions for what might be the fourth temple? Was he a divine architect, or perhaps Yahweh himself? Is it possible to lighten up the book of Ezekiel enough to make it usable in curriculum for kids? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Dr...

Yahweh's using Ezekiel to serve up some interesting new (to us) things in these chapters, including a unique fuel choice, Dead Gog's Mob, and vampire birds. Ikea instructions are back, this time given to the Israelites by a brass man. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon....

Is not boring the same thing as interesting? What originally mattered when it came to going to a "good" place, and why did it change? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We're all agog over sassy boys, falling walls, and valleys of dry bones! Tune in to find out just how long it takes for Yahweh's niceness to end. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Have you ever wondered what qualifies on work as a shepherd? Tune in to learn about shepherds, sheep variants, and losing what you don't have. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Our reading this week leaves us with a question many have asked, is salvation forever? Only time wool tell. For once Ezekiel is calling out leadership instead of the individual, and in the end, we're all baa-nkers for Ya. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibl...

Ben, co-creator of A Game For Good Christians, and self-proclaimed Bible nerd joins us to chat about his game, the dark humor found in the Bible, and what he thinks all the mentions of feet are really about! Find A Game For Good Christains at https://www.agameforgoodchristians.com/ If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and mor...

We learned many things today, chief among them: A well watered tree is a thick and long tree, the worst part of being dead is the pile of people you get thrown on, how Yahweh's physical depiction has changed over the year, and what the painting Random Man #2 is actually called. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, c...

We're starting the new year off with a fresh round of huh-moments and conspiracy theories! Would a king by any other name still rule? Did David actually write the third section of Psalms? Is Egypt doomed? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme...

Figuring out the logistics about how to yell at Egypt might need to happen in another episode, because today we're learning about how to noodle for crocodiles! Meanwhile, Yahweh is sliding in to Ezekiel's dms to chat about his humiliation fetish and creative death ideas, being slain under the heart of the seas! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with expe...

Tune it to enjoy part of beloved Eugene's Christmas tale, The Christmas Troll: Sometimes God's Best Gifts Are the Most Unexpected. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

In the last recorded episode of the year we're changing our focus to all those who have done Israel wrong! Never fear, there is one more LIVE episode this year on December 16th. In 2022 we will be hosting our live shows on Twitch so please head on over to twitch.tv/drunkbiblestudy and follow us to receive notifications. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews...

This episode has discussions of a porno prophetic nature, listening discretion is advised. There's always more joy and horror to go around, and the spin-wizards are back to try to make Yahweh seem nice. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme mu...

Ezekiel is taking us further than we've ever gone before, which might make this book Eugene's favorite. It's time to add a parental discretionary warning to the show, and let you know what our holiday schedule is! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy O...

If you're confused and in need of guidance, we have some interesting divination processes that could provide clarity to share with you today! Drunk Bible Study does not recommend trying some of these methods at home, nor do we guarantee results. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’...

We're trading in metaphors for metalphors as Yahweh goes on a swinging spree, better known as Punishment Day. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .