Downsizing

Downsizing Episode 271: Akira, Akira 21.04.2026 1:17:26 ↓

I meant the title to sound like "Shakira, Shakira" because I couldn't really think of an eating pun with Akira, but I'm not sure if that came across. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 270: Chew Chew, Bang Bang 15.04.2026 1:05:26 ↓

Unfortunately my head's too big for hats.... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 269: Lazies 07.04.2026 59:39 ↓

I've had an amount of jelly beans in the past 24 hours that I would rather not think about Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 268: In The Mood For Food 31.03.2026 57:26 ↓

Literally gagged. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 267: Fistful of Chips 24.03.2026 1:04:12 ↓

This couch ain't big enough for the two of us.... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 266: Neck Busters 18.03.2026 1:01:08 ↓

Who are you going to reach by telephone? Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 265: 12 Portly Men 10.03.2026 58:30 ↓

If you're listening to this, ma'am, I hope things perked up for you Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 264: Popin' Ain't Easy 03.03.2026 58:43 ↓

Sorry if I did a blasphemy! Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 263: Cousin Sleepover 24.02.2026 59:03 ↓

Getting a fear of the dark as an adult is craaaaaazy work bro Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 262: Hairy Maguire 17.02.2026 1:06:16 ↓

The smell came out, for what it's worth. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 261: Un-Belize-able 11.02.2026 1:43:41 ↓

Golly I didn't even get a chance to talk about anime! Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 260: Big Back 03.02.2026 57:22 ↓

God I hope this publishes properly Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 259: There Will Be Milkshakes 27.01.2026 1:13:02 ↓

I'm already on island time, baby. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 258: The Podfather II 20.01.2026 1:09:39 ↓

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse and he said he'd think about it Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 257: The Podfather 14.01.2026 1:25:33 ↓

I'm going to make you an offer you should refuse Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 256: Year In Review 06.01.2026 1:08:00 ↓

The only fitness podcast that commits to 52 weeks straight of sitting on my ass Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 255: Doppel Mensch 31.12.2025 52:03 ↓

The fart noise in the add was from Liz's mouth, not my ass Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 254: Love-Handle-Less 23.12.2025 52:31 ↓

Might have spoken too soon about the feet pain... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 253: In A Car Crash Over The Sea 16.12.2025 1:06:28 ↓

Entering my wearing beanie indoors era Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 252: Hunger Pang 09.12.2025 1:07:30 ↓

Has to be the easiest title joke of the year Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 251: Wide End Theory 02.12.2025 55:11 ↓

Oh I also changed my winter tires like a big boy Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 250: The Dark Chocolate 25.11.2025 1:06:07 ↓

Stretching my calves is like polishing Michelangelo's David Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 249: No Hablo Nihongo 18.11.2025 59:08 ↓

I also saw a guy with the worst haircut I've ever seen buy over $100 of trading cards like it was nothing Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 248: Villains at the Arches 11.11.2025 1:03:21 ↓

I'm sore like a stuck out thumb Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 247: Love Junk Food 04.11.2025 58:47 ↓

The bikecel saga continues. Podcast art by Joey Rizk