Down The Dog

In the first of our Euro specials Jon & Matt discuss: Southgate's secret smell plan and what England should think of doing instead, Grealish joins us to read a speech after not making the cut and there’s a bold prediction on Southgate’s team success.  Elsewhere there’s a LIVE stretch, we discuss Patrick Bamford’s wedding and Jason Snackateer might have a new name... Plus we haggle with our FPL Pri...

On the 1st podcast this week: There's a cracking new theme tune  We discuss xould Jon be Matt’s dad?  Jon & Matt go to see Liam Gallagher and report back on what made him so angry There's an unexpected price point  AND Jon tells us what went on behind the scenes at the filming of his Labour Party advert. Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, A Dog of the week and a disputed Bastard of the Week. Send us...

On the podcast this week: Find out the coolest thing that's ever happened to Jon, what happened at Matt's first gigs back this week and how he was channeled at the Play Off Final. Elsewhere there's a new theme tune, Bastard of the week, our first fictional dog of the week and A Monster addict emails in. Also we discuss Gareth Southgate’s sartorial choices for the Euros and ask have you ever been u...

On the podcast this week recorded before Leeds’ loss at Wembley… Rich Stu pipes up on Matt becoming an ambassador, we ask: “If you’re not doing it then are you it?” “What is Jon Richardson?” and “Are you Italian?” Elsewhere… there’s a ‘Pricepoint,’ ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ and somebody has produced up Matt’s theme tune.  also… Mr Tumble and do you want to be a twinned pub with the Dog? Send us a...

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon try their first ever Monster and there’s a baffling footballer related Jason Snackateer. Elsewhere we wrap UP Forest’s survival and Leeds getting to the Play Off Final (and why Jon was at the darts at the time)  As well as discussing why postal workers are the happiest industry there’s a VERY controversial Bastard of the Week.  Send us any new format ideas or co...

On the second episode this week…  Jon watches Barbie, Future Egg pops up somewhere unexpected, Jon reveals the worst thing about the delay to the CO-OP Arena and what he’s hated on Breakfast telly this week, there’s an excellent new theme from a listener, we reveal which England player drinks Hot Chocolate and what song this podcast would be. Plus we ask: Are you a Cryptobro? and what food from th...

On Down the Dog this week:  There’s an early Fordey’s hyperbole, Jon & Matt discuss trance music and why Fordey is like Paul McCartney, there’s a chance encounter for Matt at the toilets at Wembley Stadium and a LIVE Colostomy Corner. Elsewhere the boys discuss the Netflix Doc - ‘The Final: Attack on Wembley’ throwing in their own memories of the day and Jon talks us through playing centre back wi...

On the podcast this week: As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered. Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, find out why Jon might need to buy Matt’s Mother, J...

On the second episode this week: Jon’s attacked by a Zombie Wasp.  we discuss Stephen Maguire eating a fly  A listener complains about our first ever Bastard of the Week  We digest Bellingham & Kane’s penalty incident  Fordy gives us another 'Film Review' Rich Stu returns with a new sign off.  We uncover a new Youtube Star. Jon eats some Booze flavoured crisps  Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, a n...

On the podcast this week:  There's a lot of theme tune chat: A listener sends in a new Country version of the theme tune (plus a Grime one )whilst Pete emails in to defend himself after last week's gentle ribbing from another listener. We hear from Jon’s Pike Causey walk…  and Rich Stu. Noel Gallagher talks to Fordey in a dream…  We ask you to get in touch with stories of “printer hell” A listener...

On the second episode this week... Jon trys to ruin sexuality for all the listeners, there's some complaints about the current theme tune, there’s some Andy Mcnab gossip from a listener and a new feature: BASTARD of the week. plus we unveil ANOTHER NEW THEME TUNE and there's an excellent Colostomy Corner email and sting. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tw...

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: THAT Forest Tweet and the Everton loss Coventry v Man United and it’s own VAR controversy  Jon on why he is a terrible football fan  Jon on why he wants United to win the FA Cup - “I think at the moment I hate City or than United”  Rich Stu turns up again  There’s a Stephen Hendry Crucible update…  Jon reports back on if The Crucible Stinks  Jon tells...

The second episode of the week sees us: Start with a snack, there's some comments abut the new theme tune and for some reason we’re in a Western.  Elsewhere... Fordy asks: How long do you think it would take me to drink Loch Lomond? There’s a funny bloke at the end of the bar, we come up with a new sleep solution and Jon talks about the time he want to a flotation tank  Also we have... Book and Fi...

This week the boys discuss: Chinos and the "Chino Bermuda Triangle" Matt & Jon reveal surprising Sportsmen they want to get off with and Matt reveals what Disney Character every man should be like.  There's an excellent suggestion for a new theme tune - winner stays on. Can you come up with a better one? We ask you to send us some jingles for popular items in the show.... We reveal our next choice...

On the second episode this week… The boys reflect on a time they insulted each other 'for sport,' an unfortunate listener emails in about ‘On Chesil Beach,’ Matt teases Jon about going to the theatre and Carol Kirkwood turns up unexpectedly.  Elsewhere we want to know what your last complaint was AND Matt remembers the first time he had chicken goujons Plus there's been complaints. So we want you...

Alternative title: "Do you know what they call this on the streets? Geezpod."  On the Podcast this week: we're recording straight off of the back of Spurs v Forest and there's some inevitable tense back and forth between Matt and the Landlord. Elsewhere we catch up with Jon as he goes to France to see Bielsa manage Uruguay in a friendly and the boys reminisce about A failed Christmas party they or...

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Top 20 sexiest Premier League football managers as voted for by AI, Jon puts a listener/footballer into bullshit corner, we discuss Paul Jewell’s favourite book and there’s a pub dog: Derek. Plus we launch the Down The Dog Book Club whilst Jon admits to Matt: “No offence but I wouldn’t befriend anyone who was too handsome.” Send us any new format...

This week on the podcast:  Jon visits a “family farm” Fordey gives the Landlord some shit.  There’s a new feature: What’s in Matt’s rucksack?  There’s at least two other new new features  We recommend Nottingham Forest get a dog for morale  Jon admits “I’ve said the worst things to you more than any other human being on the planet” Chianti Classico winning at Cheltenham gives us an ide And an odd...

On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Beekeeper, an alternative name for the Dog & Bastard, recommendations for Crufts AND an odd email about a status Dog from an anonymous listener.  Elsewhere there’s talk of more weekend shenanigans and we ask is there a cleaner clean than minty clean. Plus we ask: Prick Hamster, Horrendous Hamster or Dickhead Hamster? Send us...

On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss their lovely weekend away to watch Leeds v Sheffield Wednesday. Elsewhere the boys discuss: a new way to email, what Gary Neville does for 14 minutes every day that pisses him off, how Jon was once 'the king of the holiday' and Gladiators. Plus there's a knock at the door. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@do...

On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: when Jon got a little bit buff, Anaesthesia dreams and men getting surgery to emulate David Beckham’s almond shaped nipples. Plus Matt confronts Jon with the truth as he tells him: “I can’t imagine you in a sexual way’  Elsewhere we ask the listeners: do you have a hamster that’s a prick? Can you send us some grot? (If you’re an...

On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s emotional return to watch his beloved Nottingham Forest after his operation. With Jon also in attendance they discuss what went on in the tunnel after the controversial result. Elsewhere.. we finally open the 20-yr-old can of Foster’s, listen to find out what replicated the feeling of vomiting off the back of a boat on a wh...

The second episode this week sees Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Buttocks botox, the Take That podcast, dressing up for the school run and we nearly have our syndication moment. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)...

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Amazon's 'Married to the Game' show, port and why Jon always turns down TV quizzes. Elsewhere there's tension as we await the postman to deliver the 20-yr-old can of Fosters and a wonderful new format feature: 'Memorabilia for The Dog.' Plus we welcome another Pub Dog to the premises. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog....

WE'RE BACK! Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt's recovery from cancer including: the possibility of Matt becoming a 'Stoma Influencer,' Matt’s dreams about Jack Grealish whilst on morphine and if he's going to catheterise live on the podcast. Elsewhere we discuss Eastenders spoilers and why Jon might have his own spell in hospital coming up after next week's episode. Finally... there's a new...