Doomslayers

What do George Bush, Avril Lavigne and the GPO have in common? They’re all in this episode!!  Join us as we explore theories about Switzerland, Britney, lady Di and lots more.  We also check out your theories about Kurt Cobain, Eminem and the beer industry.  **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!** Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084 Alternatively: If listening on...

Girls all over Ireland are having fun on the phone right now. And they're called the Doomslayers! And they're actually in Dublin. And some of them aren't really girls. Wait what were we talking about again? Laylah decides to speak up about dating this week so we're doing it all again! She talks about her date on TV as well as going on a date after finding out a friend died. The horror! Donna discu...

Does he wash up? He never wash up! Dating is the discussion today as Annie talks about forcing her birthday on an unsuspecting man, Donna dishes on her near brush with death in a parochial house and Laylah…is strangely quiet. There are also dating dilemmas with a man who had the ick of his tinder beau and a woman whose vagina is a finger magnet! **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!** Simpl...

I’m sorry if my boundary is your trigger! This week, your three favourite boozy babes are talking boundaries. Annie shares tales of holiday crazies, Laylah talks about wearing a bikini with a dick and the three girls reflect on times they’ve been assaulted…how fun!!! We also have letters from a listener who needs a dictionary, a girl who makes every man fall in love with her and what may be the mo...

Is little green monster still a politically correct term? I mean I don’t wanna offend any Martians. This week, we discuss jealousy, the insidious, unstoppable emotion that affects us all. Laylah has toxic tales from her youth, Donna talks about her crippling jealousy driving her to compete and Annie dishes on being envious of her former beau. There are also letters about a monstrous mother, an unf...

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can't trust the landlords??? We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who's scared of going places without their parents. Awwwww. **Y...

Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Annie Queeries small? Vanity is on the agenda for us today as we deconstruct our ideas about being vain and wonder 'would we be funny if we were never insecure?' Then we have an update from our friend with a kink konundrum, a fella who's feeling glum about his girls collagen lips and a gal who's so turned on by herself she's worried she's vapid. Well if she's vapi...

Unlike Rihanna, who extols the virtues of hard labour in her 2016 hit 'Work', here at Doomslayers HQ we are rather more inclined to lead leisurely lives of louche lounging with sporadic fits of wild abandon! Sadly, sparkling wit and effervescent charm are not legal currency (yet), thus we find ourselves begrudgingly discussing the wretched concept of WORK. We assist some dear listeners with a post...

We’re catching up on our admin at Doomslayers HQ. After being inundated with letters from those in need, we’ve finally tackled the meaty ones. We hear from a person who find themselves unsettled by their friends kinky side, a man questioning his sexuality after discovering a new…side to himself and we finally address our plans for Doomsday! If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit...

Fools rush in...to humiliation on April Fool's Day! On this most foolish of days, we discuss our most doomful and pre-mediated humiliation at the hands of prowling pranksters! We discover that a family that pranks together, traumatises together, and clutch our pearls as our listeners share their most devious and dastardly tricks! Some end with a person's dreams of riches cruelly dashed, others res...

Children! We’ve all been one. Some of us have some. But what is up with the little buggers? Their hands are small, their voices are loud, and they act like drunk people.  Join us as we discuss les enfants terrible. We have teenage catfishers, father/son  feuds and toddlers immune from punishment.  If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandari...

Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink! If you’re in the harrowing throes of a violent St Patrick’s Day hangover, let the Doomslayers soothe your crippling festive fear as we divulge our most heinous doom on the topic of DRINKING. Featuring a self-induced drunken wild goose chase around Dublin, getting spiked and fleeced at the strip club in Warsaw, and a post-party Piccadilly puke-fest (who do y...

Is it the look in your eyes? Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares, baby, we think we wanna discuss MARRIAGE with you! (Please don't sue us Bruno Mars) Do you vow to join us, the Doomslayers, for our heartfelt analysis of nuptials? We promise to feature doomed proposals with ice cream bars, a wife policing her husband's hand-shandies and a long-lost lesbian ladywife who got hitched in Cali then h...

Ewwwww! This week, we ruminate on the complex phenomenon of The Ick. That sudden and undeniable wave of revulsion emanating from the viscera which can strike at any moment, in any situation(ship)!  We bravely recount our crippling cringe at revolting road rage, bothersome barbershop bo-mos and approaching a softie not-so-softly-softly. We tackle some HIGHLY controversial listener quandaries,...

Got a black spot on your tongue from telling fibs? Does you compulsion for untruths disrupt your connection to loved ones? In this week's episode, we delve into what makes us fudge the truth and how dishonesty impacts our lives. There are tales of false fires, lying ladies of leisure and a witchy school chum. Suspend your disbelief and strap in for this one! If listening on Spotify: Click here to...

Do you believe in life after LIFE ? In this week’s episode, we three witches of Beastwick attempt to pray the gay away and wonder about that ol' zephyr in the sky, as we discuss SPIRITUALITY. Join us as we summon spectres and discuss all things (sac)religious & paranormal!  There are tales of pesterous poltergeists, froggy fever dreams, the murderous Sacred Heart of Jesus, pseudo-psychics...

Is there a doctor in the house?! This week, we invite you to gently lie down in the recovery position as we discuss all things HEALTH. We chat about matriarchal dishwasher disasters, synchronised episodes of acute bowel disease and a positively psychedelic school fainting spell. We also advise three cherished listeners (patients?) on the perils of combining entomology with gym membership...

Ding ding ding with the trolley! Hands inside the vessel old chums, we are pulling out of the dock and setting sail on our maiden voyage! Join us for our societal debut as we discuss the theme of ‘New Beginnings’, taking us on a journey through our own cursed firsts, certified hair ‘don’ts’ and our 2024 innies and outies. We’ll also advise you, our dear listeners, on best practices for burgeo...

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