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On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:13  It's Independence Week! 03:07:22  Tamir's Happy Birthday Video / More Videos On The Way 08:45:17  Meade Performed And The Crowd Went Mild 11:39:03  DIY Piss Fan Instructions 13:35:05  Aged Urine Influencers 20:27:13  Urine Drinker / Barefoot Hiker Crossover 24:15:09  Shit Fan / Scary House Tour 27:42:24  Two Tone Deaf Singers Will Be Th...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:19  Favorite Past Time: Watching The Olds On Facebook Share Weird Shit 04:42:14  The First Anti-Woke Cartoon Sitcom On X! 16:02:18  A Non Binary Tiktokker Has Some New Pronouns For Us 18:42:18  The Sounds Of Anal Fisting 24:05:01  Preaching From A Mobility Scooter 26:15:05  Tiktokking Excorcisms 30:18:06  Support Distorted View Daily - Thank You! 3...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:07:06  Misgendering Singers 04:09:03  Getting Singer's Race Wrong 10:30:13  Our Favorite Emma Watson Hater Is Back! 14:46:00  Face Farting Skunk Lady 16:31:06  Sexual Squirting With An Unwanted Bonus 18:56:14  Christian Woman Sees Drag Queens In A Hotel Lobby /  Freaks Out 23:40:20  Arrest Of D.A.'s Daughter Goes Extremely Well 31:13:04  Sign...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:56:13  The Internet Has Decided We Must All Know About The Comic Strip "Cathy" 09:33:14  Freedom Water! Hydrate Like A True American 18:38:19  Wife Is Mad Her Husband Isn't LGBTQ 24:20:14  Tim Goes Off The Rails On His Love Of Triangles 26:07:08  Tiktard Makes Up A New Term To Feel Special: Tri-Gender. More Like Try Hard - AMIRIGHT? 28:5...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:17  Foreplay: Let's Get Sexy 04:53:17  Supernatural Sex: Mr. Clean Mind Fucks Billy Mays 18:19:06  Old Woman Freaks Out At Poker Tournament 23:39:04  Half Naked Freak Threatens President And Travis Kelce 25:21:19  Woman Claims Women Are Dumb Bitches 32:05:15  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:35:13  Stealing Flight Attendant Outfits For The Smellz 3...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:22  My Tribute Song To Pastor Mannings Semen Latte 04:04:01  Making Full Length Songs Out Of Commercial Music 05:52:08  Alpine White Sweet Dreams Extended Version 08:00:05  Today's Dish Is Fish: MEGAMIX 10:18:01  Glass Meat Clocks Full Length Song 12:50:17  Teasing Cherebra Venti's Song "I Don't Know" 13:43:23  Sticking Horrib...

On Today's Show: It's a best-of episode of DV this morning. I'll be back later this afternoon with a NEW show. Until then, listen to this old, crusty thing.

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00 AdamEve. Com 50% Off! Promo FREAK 00:00:35:10  Introduction 00:02:18:21  Meade's Bouncy Castle Workout 00:05:16:17  Make Your Own Gooner Hypno Training Video 00:08:32:02 Advanced Piss Techniques Vol 2 00:12:37:05  Daniel Larson Update / Sex Talk 00:18:21:09  Woman Finds Out Her Cosmetic Surgery Was Put On Tiktok 00:24:09:15  Dat Hood Rat Raps For Donald Trump 0...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:03:35:13  Non Gendered Names For Nephew And Niece 00:08:41:09  A Meade Weighloss Review 00:11:58:18  Meade Vs. Convservative Fat-Hating Media 00:18:01:08  Insane Ramblings 00:23:24:11  Uncle Ron Shits Himself On Instagram Again 00:24:03:07  Vioilating A Woman's Chicken Fried Civil Rights 00:26:15:10  Sucking On Thick Hard Vomit Chunks 00:27:26:...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:19  America's New Number Two Soda Pop! 05:24:21 The Stinkiest And Most Mangled Feet - Covered For 7 Years 16:02:18  Trying To Flee Cops In A Tesla With A Parrot On Your Shoulder 22:13:20  Gabrielle Chana: First Amendment Jesuit Auditor 27:45:22  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:48:10  Police Officer Locked Himself In Back Of Patrol Car Having Sex 3...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:47:00 Day 281 Of Me Being Sick 03:25:09  Donald Trump Visits To React To Trial Verdict / Announce New Products 07:42:20  Cunty MAGA Gay Reacts To Verdict 10:23:02  Being Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force 18:13:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 20:48:11  Semen Shots To The Back At The Dollar Tree 26:05:05 Voicemails: 206-666-4...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:17:04  I'm A Sick, Weak Little Boy 07:32:09  Pubic Hair Wedding Rings 11:49:09  Turning Harley Quinn Into A Fart Slave 15:06:11  The Incubus Is Horny 17:19:19  Going Coo-Coo For Communion Wafers 21:51:17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

On Today's Show: Well, I've been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I've provided some audio) Anyway, we're going to do a best of show today and I'll be back tomorrow with a new show!

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:56:19  Misheard Lyrics 08:55:09  IVF And Porn - A Christian Nightmare 17:04:24  The Government Is After The Top Hermaphrodite 20:24:23  Youtube's Best Anal Douche Tutorial 28:26:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:58:05  Gen Z Is Getting Trashed On BORG 36:12:12  We've All Gotten Scrotumfuls Of Plastic In Our Testicles 39:48:20  Florida Woman Yan...

On Today's Show: 00:05:15  Introduction 03:56:10  Alpha Male Pseudo Military Cosplaying 06:42:07  Primping And Getting All Dressed Up To Go To The Gym 12:12:22  Women Paying To Rage Out And Beat Sticks On The Ground 18:27:05  Donald Trump's New Course: Power Top Program 22:54:17  Methed Out Tik Tard Trying To Call The Cops 26:45:03  This Year's Gay Song Of The Summer Is Here! 30:46:09...

On Today's Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 02:03:08  I Can't Connect With The Youth Anymore! 04:40:14  Harrison Butker Graduation Speech / Cries Over His Wife 10:07:20  Asshole Wife Obsesses Over Toilet Bowl Cleaner 15:49:11  A Woman In Love With A Chandelier 22:53:15  Meade Low Carb Plan 27:27:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:09:15  Breasts Have Disabled The World's First Portal 33:01:07...

On Today's Show: 00:00:04  Introduction 02:21:15  SNL Coffee Commercial 06:16:21  Faye Dunway Commercial Outtakes 08:21:10  Lauren Bacall High Point Coffee Ads 10:13:15  Opening Celestial Portals With A Tiktok Lunatic 19:05:19  A Makeup Tutorial Turns Into Black Face - Kevin Leonardo Is At It Again 25:02:04  An Archive Of Porn For The Blind! 30:42:24  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:31:08  Japane...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:05  Pedestrians Of Color / White People Lazily Pushing Shopping Carts 08:04:13  Is This A Racist Noise I'm Making? 11:07:24  Joe Biden's MK Ultra Experiments On Meade Skelton 14:22:03  Meade's New Weightloss Method: Get Sick 17:02:23  Feeding Shit, Toenails, And Feet Calluses To Your Sub Sex Slave 25:23:15  Woman Asks Uber Driver If She...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:32:09  My BFF Joey's Birthday! 06:31:12  Richard Simmons Posting Weird Stuff On Youtube 13:28:09  Daniel Larson Got Busted By The Feds! 17:33:10  Frankie Macdonald Comes Out As a BBW Lover 21:26:00  Woman Called "Fat Ass" For Trying To Cancel Gym Membership 25:04:24  Woman Desperately Wants To Be A Victim 31:44:06  Sign Up For The Sidesh...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:48:21  Workshopping Some New Slurs 09:43:12  Making Shit Sandcastles And Taking A Hit On A Poop Bong 19:38:02  Meade Has Bounced Back Up (In Weight) 25:17:06  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:34:17  Going Cannibal On The Las Vegas Strip 33:11:23  You All Must Pay For Your Lack Of Enthusiastic Applause! 37:24:18  Buried Penis Syndrome 42:14:03 Voicemails:...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:43:23  Putting A Condom On While Wearing A Nun Outfit 09:30:18  Awkward Couple Answers Awkward Sex Questions 18:27:15  Meade Finds Out He's A Winter 21:35:23  Gay Manifesto Uncovered 25:12:09  Ripping, Popping, And Garbage Truck Crushing Toys 31:15:18  Tesla Cybertruck Vs. Cyclists 34:47:23  Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support Distorted View! 36:...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:00:20  Gamers Horny Over Video Game Character 10:10:05  Video Game Dorks Cry Over Lack Of Cleavage 21:26:13  Dirty Uncle Ron Is On Instagram 24:00:20  Meade's New Song Is All About Looking For A Trad Wife 29:22:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 31:00:10  Vending Machine Coffee Full Of Bugs 35:17:20  Fleeing In A Cop Car After You Killed Someone...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:08:22  Grant Macdonald Is A Huge Proponent Of Nehpew Loving 10:41:20  Meade's Raising Money For An Engine 14:11:15  Being Gangstalked While Pooping 19:34:00  Another Uber Meltdown 23:17:02  Traffic Stop Turns Into A Felony 29:52:10  A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee! 32:57:16  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:26:23  Reselling "Refreshed" U...

On Today's Show: Which Youtube has been Pushing Out Piss Crystals From Your Pee Hole And Chemically Burning Off His Asshole Hairs  Plus The As Seen on TV Product That Will Finally Rid Your Home Of Horny Ghosts And Complaining To Cops About The Low Quality Meth You Just Bought

It's a best of show today. Let's revisit the the birth of Carbon Chaperone!