Distorted View Daily

On Today's Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo . But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: Tim. 💥🧠 📱 Citizen App Is Holding Pedos Hostage (fo...

This Easter🎉 Yolk Hunt Madness! What starts as a mundane Easter weekend turns into a twisted celebration at Caldessavilles 13th Annual Yolk Hunt , America’s largest (and most disturbingly innuendo-filled) Easter egg hunt. 💥 Highlights include: "Muff diving" in the ball pit to find elusive Muffy the Bunny 🐰 A raunchy food fair serving up things like pink tacos , salty bacon holes , and...

On Today's Show: ✈️ Plus-sized influencer demands wheelchair access or war at SeaTac. 💉 High schoolers remix Daft Punk to promote AIDS awareness… with alarming enthusiasm. 🧠 Jesse Lee Peterson discovers women went to space… and panics. 🏁 Sperm racing is now a real competitive event. And yes, you can gamble on it. ⚡ Cop pulls woman over for expired tags, escalates into a “you scared me!” ta...

On Today's Show: 🎤 DV proudly presents: A Deaf Guy Singing Iron Maiden! You may not understand the lyrics, but the passion is unmistakable. 🎮 Livestreamer Showdowns! Angry dads vs. bratty sons. Moms threatening eviction, dads accusing their kids of being whores or Satanists. One father delivers a devastating line: “Not my fault you can’t come up with any content, so you just bury yourself.”...

On Today's Show: On today's floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon Catastrophes Tim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF , who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger is in full existential crisis mode. Is he still himsel...

On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet , a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You're welcome. After rinsing out our souls, we dive deep— prolapse deep —into...

On Today's Show: 💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: “Eh, men do that.” 🚽 A tall cis woman is mistaken for trans in a Wa...

On Today’s Show: Kanye West’s new album drops a literal "Heil Hitler" track (yes, really). A child pisses in the hand sanitizer— again . A large-breasted man in a pink thong ruins Applebee's night for everyone. And a foster mom trades a human child for a monkey. Because... sure. Plus: Oliver Cho, Wing’s long-lost musical twin? Tim weighs in. We dive deep into “Butt Boy,” a horror-thr...

Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that'll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Biblical Bowel Movement Miracles – A prophetess with a book full of declarations is here to rebuke your diarrhea in the name of Jesus! HungerFF vs. The Shower Shot – America’s most ambitious fisting enthusiast lands in t...

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015 💀 "You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode..." In This Time-Warped Episode: Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in the matrix? Or the work of future robotic overlords trying t...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:55:07  Jesse Lee Peterson's Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24  Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18  Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02  Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21  Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80's / 90's 26:36:13  Sign Up For The Side...

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he's ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck , and yes, Tim once again saves the world... this time by fucking himself. Not metaphorically. Literally. Wel...

On Today's Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today's throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim's legendary frustration with Lenovo's customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, "Lenobo." Highlights Include: Tim’s explosive gastrointestinal we...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:31:15  I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13  Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15  More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13  Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20  Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03  Plumber Re-Clogs Pipes Due To Non-Paymen...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:58:22  I'd Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12  A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08  A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19  The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23  DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02  Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03  Teacher Is Upset About The Student's Dirty Penises 31:16:11  Sign U...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:18  Men In Black - THe Adult Film 15:52:04  Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14  Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24  Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07  Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06  Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14  A Twerking Traffic Jam 42:44:21 Voicemails: 206-666-4463...

On Today's Show:  Introduction  It's The Death Anniversary of Fred "God Hates F*gs" Phelps  Incel Gamer Has Harsh Words For Women  Valentina Is At It Again - Congressional Candidate Shoots Immigrant Dummy  Another Family Values Senator Caught Pedo'ing It Up  An Oppresed Trans Demonologist  Sign Up For The Sideshow!  Popping A Can Of Pringles Over Your Face  Would You Be OK Wi...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:21:02 Bathroom Design Of The 1990's 06:17:11 Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily 17:00:08  Galileo's Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air 19:44:06  Man Doesn't Handle Arrest Well 27:50:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:20:21  Starbucks Boiled A Man's Genitals 35:22:00  The End Of Poppers? Gay Men Start To Mourn 39:21:...

On Today's Show: Have you received your blowjob today? Pulling Out The Molestation Card At A Contentious Custody Hearing America Favorite Murderer May Have Produced Some High Production Value Pornos Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:23  Little Red Riding Homo 03:16:02  Hentai English Dub Vocal Work 11:13:04  Meade Weight Update 13:43:06  Jesse Lee Peterson Has Some Dumb Questions To Ask 20:32:20  Jesse Lee Peterson On The Word "Bitch" 23:18:00  Step Father Loses His Shit 27:49:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:14:07  Drunk, Drugged Up, Racist, And Naked - Local School...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:30:06 My Life is 85% Poop 07:16:08  The World Hates Target 10:48:05  MAGA Bate Popper Training Video 13:49:17  MAGA Guy Bangs Liberal Lady 15:31:23  Woman Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Herself 23:09:00  Open Mic Comedian Can't Handle The Heckle 28:14:09  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:54:20  Dousing Your Enemy In Gallons Of Pee 33:49:18  Locked In A...

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On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:08  Pissed Off Mom Screams At Child Playing Minecraft 05:17:14  Angry Female Gamer Vs. Her Mother 12:17:15  Racist Couple On Cam Realize They've Made A Huge Mistake 15:18:00  Jewish Comedian Tries Out His Palestine Chunk 19:10:18  And Now For The Islamic Viewpoint...Big Yikes 24:17:07  A Moorish Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer 27:46:01  Sign Up For...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:01  Learn Christian Miracle Magic! 09:43:06  Preacher Wants To Pop Your Balloon Knot 11:15:22  A Soverign Citizen From My Hometown Talks Gibberish 15:37:03  Crazy Woman Smears Poop On Cars 18:17:24  Meade Update 23:52:11 We Missed Fat Con 2025! It Was HUGE 27:03:22  Jewish Woman With Bg Boobs Against Anti-Semitism 28:12:01  Sign Up For The Sideshow...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:20  I'm Your Grandpa Bear 12:43:24  Poz Load Monday! 15:38:01  A Health Conscious Bug Chaser 17:26:21  Trim Your Fingernails Before You Fist 18:46:19  Forced To Listen To Acapella On A Plane 21:43:19  Catching Your Husband Banging A Broad In A Van 26:42:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:51:02  Vandalising The Wrong Vehicle 32:13:04  A Penis You C...