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This franchise has gone on far longer than forever.

New year, same old terrible series. I deeply regret returning to this poisoned well. Important questions: Does anyone watch these movies? Why is Spider-Man acting so stupid? What is the worst plan in this film? Keep an ear out for the triumphant(?) return of Number Nine. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find […]

All right, one last time before the end of the year, let’s finish a series. Important questions: Could they have more blatantly gotten Robin Williams back? How racist are the forty thieves? In what myriad of ways does Cassim suck? Keep an ear out for Andy referring to Cassim as a “daddy” and Tony refusing […]

Reuploaded. Maybe it'll work now.

At last: Tinkerbell dies.

This episode was pretty badly desynced until recently, but it’s fixed now! Back from hiatus and better than—oh, no we’re still in Neverland! Important questions: What does pixie dust do? Is science evil? Does Zarina wanna make out with Captain Hook? Keep an ear out for the potential genocide of the winter fairies. Our theme […]

Those winter fairies can GET IT.

Fairies killed science.

Nothing says “we created a wondrous magical country” like “let’s immediately leave.” Important questions: Why is Mole the hero of this movie? Is Kida the villain of this movie!? Is Sweet even in this movie!?!? Keep an ear out for World War I, just around the corner. Our theme music is

Andy thought this would be a fun movie.

Merry Christmas! Here's another Halloween episode.

Our Halloween Episode! Happy Thanksgiving.

All right, I’ll just say it: I’m not proud of how long it took to edit this. Important questions: What’s the importance of a black superhero? What does this movie take from other movies, and does it improve those themes? Is everyone okay this year? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony believing that […]

I am just so tired.

I’d like to apologize for being almost comically unable to do actual work for the better part of a month, but here’s the episode — Tony Important questions: Is Phil Collins a good performer? What is the theme of this movie? Who’s Clayton? Keep an ear out for questions of racism and feminism that are […]

In which a feather duster thinks a candlestick is having sex with a human.

In which King Triton is a dick.

It is no longer hotta' under de water.

Look at this stuff! Isn't it neat?

What do you MEAN I can put an extra joke in the excerpt!?

If we're only doing one movie, why is the episode so long?

Or: a weird sexy suicide cult.

This is technically our holiday episode. Happy holidays, we got you these terrible movies.

Time to find that rainbow connection! Join us as we chase our dreams of stardom with some of the most lovable and relatable characters in the western canon. Important questions: What is the most exciting cameo in these movies? Why are the Muppets always poor? Why would your brother join you on a date? Keep […]

Time for an extra-long Halloween episode! Let’s pretend that was on purpose, and not us completely failing to keep track of all of our wasted time. Important questions: How long does it take to forget the name Uncle Fester? How gladly would we feast on those that would subdue us? Why do we keep coming […]