DeepFried Scrolls

After Atlanta gives him momentum, Unk tries to bring the adventure back home to Nashville. Between hiccups at work, Fashion Nova drip disasters, angry coffee shop manifestos, spicy crab rolls, a random mustache man buying his Red Bull, Madden Girl pulling up, a 1 AM bike ride, a heavy talk with his parents, and getting humbled at run club, Unk realizes confidence isn’t permanent. It has to be main...

After a spontaneous trip to Atlanta shakes him out of a spiral, Unk returns home feeling alive again. He gets a confidence-boosting haircut, hangs with a new run club friend, explores Nashville on a scooter, drinks with birthday-trip cougars, reviews Backrooms , discovers America might not have real street food, gets invited to Phoenix, acquires a scooter buddy, and realizes that every friendship...

Unk sits at work before opening and delivers a late-night-thought masterpiece about heartbreak, “planting seeds,” quarterback philosophy, Memphis politics, America’s disconnect from war overseas, aging, health, and the realization that DeepFriedLogic has evolved into something much bigger than comedy. Also includes Lamar Jackson slander, hyperbaric chamber wisdom, and one of the greatest “being in...

Unk starts his day feeling cinematic as hell — running through Nashville to metal music like he’s in a sports movie — before reality immediately punches him in the mouth. A mysterious Karen leaves a note on his dusty car, his car gets ransacked, important documents disappear, his bank account humbles him, and suddenly adulthood starts feeling heavy. Along the way, Unk reflects on Michael Jackson’s...

Unk takes a late-night walk during a work-heavy week and reflects on DeepFriedLogic approaching its one-year anniversary, the danger of living too far in the future, emotional spirals, awkward romance moments, and why having a “cinematic brain” is both a gift and a curse. Along the way, he talks Mordecai from Regular Show, Chud The Builder getting arrested, wanting a wide receiver dog that says “w...

Unk clocks in emotionally exhausted and spiraling about work, freedom, emotional regulation, awkward adulthood, and why school kids don’t realize they’re living the good days. Along the way he reflects on old couples still getting active at 70, developing feelings for the Cinco de Mayo friend, dangerous crash-out emotions, and the life-changing power of Manscaped technology. A chaotic but introspe...

Unk reflects on a surprisingly beautiful week, from discovering a Black-owned hot dog spot and debating childhood TV classics to late-night porch conversations and navigating a new crush. Along the way, a rainstorm turns into an unexpected spiritual reset, a train interrupts his character development, and he realizes that life might just be friends, memories, and a little bit of dilly dallying.

Unk records his first nighttime walking scroll while dressed like a suspicious detective and immediately realizes he’s an easy robbery target. Along the way, he recaps his first soccer game, accidentally pisses off a woman, explains why he’s currently holding it down for mankind, prepares for a spontaneous Chattanooga reset, debates situationship loyalty, discovers the emotional power of having a...

Unk escapes Nashville for a spontaneous Chattanooga adventure and quickly discovers that Tennessee might be the most underrated state in America. Along the way he befriends suspiciously fearless birds, debates the true value of money, falls in love with mountain views, encounters a real-life Sherlock Holmes, contemplates infiltrating Confederate territory through elite code-switching, and realizes...

After waking up at 4 AM trapped inside his own head, Unk abandons a fog-covered mountain cabin in Chattanooga and heads to Atlanta in search of perspective. Along the way he defends Bojangles with his life, journals secrets he hopes nobody ever reads, discovers an abandoned chicken wing that perfectly represents Atlanta culture, declares himself an emotional Palomino, eats life-changing Texas bris...

After waking up at 4 AM trapped inside his own head, Unk abandons a fog-covered mountain cabin in Chattanooga and heads to Atlanta in search of perspective. Along the way he defends Bojangles with his life, journals secrets he hopes nobody ever reads, discovers an abandoned chicken wing that perfectly represents Atlanta culture, declares himself an emotional Palomino, eats life-changing Texas bris...

Unk escapes Nashville for a spontaneous Chattanooga adventure and quickly discovers that Tennessee might be the most underrated state in America. Along the way he befriends suspiciously fearless birds, debates the true value of money, falls in love with mountain views, encounters a real-life Sherlock Holmes, contemplates infiltrating Confederate territory through elite code-switching, and realizes...

Unk records his first nighttime walking scroll while dressed like a suspicious detective and immediately realizes he’s an easy robbery target. Along the way, he recaps his first soccer game, accidentally pisses off a woman, explains why he’s currently holding it down for mankind, prepares for a spontaneous Chattanooga reset, debates situationship loyalty, discovers the emotional power of having a...

Unk reflects on a surprisingly beautiful week, from discovering a Black-owned hot dog spot and debating childhood TV classics to late-night porch conversations and navigating a new crush. Along the way, a rainstorm turns into an unexpected spiritual reset, a train interrupts his character development, and he realizes that life might just be friends, memories, and a little bit of dilly dallying.

Unk clocks in emotionally exhausted and spiraling about work, freedom, emotional regulation, awkward adulthood, and why school kids don’t realize they’re living the good days. Along the way he reflects on old couples still getting active at 70, developing feelings for the Cinco de Mayo friend, dangerous crash-out emotions, and the life-changing power of Manscaped technology. A chaotic but introspe...

Unk takes a late-night walk during a work-heavy week and reflects on DeepFriedLogic approaching its one-year anniversary, the danger of living too far in the future, emotional spirals, awkward romance moments, and why having a “cinematic brain” is both a gift and a curse. Along the way, he talks Mordecai from Regular Show, Chud The Builder getting arrested, wanting a wide receiver dog that says “w...

Unk starts his day feeling cinematic as hell — running through Nashville to metal music like he’s in a sports movie — before reality immediately punches him in the mouth. A mysterious Karen leaves a note on his dusty car, his car gets ransacked, important documents disappear, his bank account humbles him, and suddenly adulthood starts feeling heavy. Along the way, Unk reflects on Michael Jackson’s...

Unk sits at work before opening and delivers a late-night-thought masterpiece about heartbreak, “planting seeds,” quarterback philosophy, Memphis politics, America’s disconnect from war overseas, aging, health, and the realization that DeepFriedLogic has evolved into something much bigger than comedy. Also includes Lamar Jackson slander, hyperbaric chamber wisdom, and one of the greatest “being in...

After surviving a dry “premium white” baby shower fueled by secret beer missions, Unk steps into a chaotic night of old friendships, club tension, and a moment that makes him question everything about who he’s becoming. As the past pulls on him like a bungee cord, a vivid dream of war and survival shifts his perspective, forcing him to reflect on growth, identity, and the power of staying in motio...

Unk steps into a new version of himself as a simple run club turns into a breakthrough—confidence with women, real social momentum, and a mindset shift from chasing to choosing. Between sweet potato discipline, chasing a comedy club opportunity, and questioning fame vs. staying regular, Unk reflects on growth, perspective, and why the life you want starts the moment you stop avoiding it.

On Scroll 75, Unk takes a cold morning walk and spirals into one of his most introspective episodes yet—breaking down fear, faith, belief, and the uncomfortable growth required to become who you say you’re gonna be. From near tears after a teenage speeding ticket to realizing success is just “having nuts” and jumping off life’s diving board, this scroll blends humor, philosophy, and real-life stor...

Unk clocks in for a chill shift and accidentally unpacks everything from a pre-workout addiction to a mid run club night, a wholesome customer moment, and a rom-com style walk with his ex. Along the way, he breaks down confidence, discipline, social momentum, and why not every day needs to be a highlight reel. But just when things feel grounded, the real problem reveals itself… Unk can’t even go t...

Unk checks in from a random parking lot to break down a cinematic three-day run—starting with a haircut that resurrects his confidence, a spontaneous link-up that unlocks a whole new “tribe,” and a wild night out that feels straight out of a movie. From deep talks with his barber to sliding on an older woman at “Unk Night,” the weekend turns into a masterclass on showing up and letting life happen...

On WrestleMania Saturday, Unk checks in after a long work stretch and recaps a week full of small wins, weird moments, and real growth. From locking into DeepFriedLogic, leveling up at run club, and getting a major ego boost from a girl’s Instagram note, to trying to save a gym nerd from ego lifting and getting humbled at Chipotle yet again, Scroll 78 lives in that sweet spot between comedy and se...

Unk hits the Nashville streets on a sunny Friday and realizes the “outside era” has evolved. Between craving deeper connections, WrestleMania couch talks, rom-com ex tension, tax refund confidence, run club awkwardness, and a brutal Hinge unmatch, Scroll 79 becomes a funny, honest meditation on highs, lows, and finding your altitude.