Dear Lizbit

Jasmine is back from vacation to discover Emily has a new found love for Craigslist. Listen, whenever these two go too long without seeing each other, we know many tangents await as they catch back up with each other. This week Emily takes out her soapbox and dives into legislation that greatly impacted American politics. Meanwhile, Jasmine is feeling the winter Olympic fever.

Emily and Jasmine find they're not really doing much this week besides packing and being horse girls. They'll still find a way to turn this episode into chaos though. Listen, we know things only devolve when they have too much time on their hands. Emily dives into her culinary culture and attempts to understand its origins. Jasmine dives into what exactly happened when you decided to take a pig to...

Despite Emily reminding Jasmine what she's actually gotten up to this week in the real world, Jasmine is too busy getting overwhelmed with everything television will soon offer her. Maybe that's why she forgot to upload an episode last week... Listen, we've learned by now from this podcast that TV has shaped this woman's personality. Emily is determined to look into the brighter side of life and d...

This week Jasmine found herself in chaos amongst children and ice sculptures while Emily found delight in a slower pace activity. This episode these two also dive into two very different sides of NASA. Listen, these two consistently share the same brain cell and accidently keep their topics in sync. Emily dives into an astrology scam app that she teased a previous episode. Jasmine pays tribute to...

Emily and Jasmine are ready to start the new year and share some new year aspirations. Listen, there's a lot of ways you could start off your new year and we appreciate you choosing to start it as a poopyhead with these two. This week together, they find the theme of this episode to be: don't get scammed. Emily educates herself further about the type of content that is pushed on social media. Jasm...

Emily and Jasmine are deep in the holiday spirit with merriment and holiday activities. Jasmine even tells us about an early Christmas gift experience. They also want us to remember this is the last episode of the calendar year! Listen, everyone but Santa deserves a break this time of year. Emily demands an echo chamber this episode to discuss an internet political trend. Meanwhile Jasmine is alre...

While Emily has been busy celebrating end of fall birthdays, Jasmine reports her findings of a newly discovered arcade bar. Listen, most importantly though, Dear Lizbit wants to wish Malishka the happiest belated birthday wishes. This episode Emily needs to get a rant off her chest about both inappropriate behavior and how people need to better navigate the internet. Jasmine dives into the outland...

Who let Emily have all that caffeine on an empty stomach again? Listen, we all know if she isn't caffeinated correctly we're in for a world of chaos. Meanwhile Jasmine is back from an expo dedicated entirely to caffeine. Somehow this leads the two of them to Catholic guilt neither of them have? Emily dives into a disturbing and lesser known history of the church both abroad and here in the United...

Emily and Jasmine take a stroll down a poopyhead memory lane as they get ready for Thanksgiving. Emily finds herself down another pop culture butterfly effect rabbit hole. Jasmine gets into the history of yet another televised Thanksgiving tradition.

Emily and Jasmine are getting cozy this fall. Jasmine may have aged a few decades this week though. Listen, sometimes in life you just need to live like a little old lady. Emily gets a rant off her chest and gets real about a particular brand of men. Jasmine is lost in the sauce trying to understand radio technology.

Emily and Jasmine try to get real sciency this episode. Listen, we're all about learning new things on this podcast and getting completely out of our depth. Emily tries to understand physics and a certain phenomenon's effect on the Earth. Jasmine gets into a famous anthropologist.

Emily and Jasmine may have not been able to spend Halloween together but they're back to discuss how they spent it and will try their darndest not to get off topic this episode by talking about forgetting to change their clocks and where to buy spices. Listen, we know how that will go. Emily gets personal with us and takes us into the labyrinth of her sleepy mind. Jasmine says goodbye to an era of...

Emily and Jasmine are pumped for Halloween. So much so that they've already started planning next year's Halloween. Listen, it's these little things that will get them through another year. Emily and Jasmine both dive into some spoopy topics this episode. Emily wants to know what's up with these gourds. Jasmine wants to understand the origins of our cherished childhood Halloween tradition. 

Emily has been staying busy with concerts, Renaissance festivals, and pickles. Meanwhile Jasmine is itching for a Halloween fix. Listen, the woman loves a fall season. Emily's extracurricular activities have inspired this week's deep dive to understand how these festivals all began. Jasmine dives into some ancient shapeshifters.

Emily and Jasmine have a lot to discuss and too little time to discuss it. They cover it all from bad DC drivers to weekend getaways to Halloween plans. Listen, it's always under the biggest time constraints when these two feel the topics overflowing. Emily tries to make the most of her troubles this week and dives into some fraudulent history. Jasmine dives into a local urban legend. 

Emily and Jasmine are both salty that they each had the audacity to hang out without the other. Meanwhile Molly tries really hard to make this episode her own. Listen, some episodes we just have to let her run the show and let out her post dinner zoomies. Emily gets into some duck drama. Jasmine gets into the history of one of America's favorite pastimes. 

Emily and Jasmine per usual try and fail to stay on topic this episode. Even when they try to simply catch up with each other, they get sucked into one of their soapbox rants. Listen, that's the passion that keeps these episodes going. Emily dives into the literary world of getting a book just right. Jasmine dives into some history and about how one should never cross a scorned woman. 

Emily and Jasmine are deep in the Virgo birthdays this week. They want to especially wish OG Lizbit a very happy birthday! Oh. And of course, happy birthday Emily. Listen, there's a lot of Virgo birthdays, it's hard to keep up with it. This week Emily acknowledges she's got that sweet sweet blood running through her veins but she wants to know exactly why these bugs can't have an ounce of chill wi...

Emily and Jasmine have had a busy week this week trying new things. Listen, they said this podcast would encourage them to live outside the box, so they're giving it their best shot. Emily dives into the Constitution to get a few things straight. Jasmine dives into some celebrity psychology. 

Emily and Jasmine are back from a brief hiatus and busy weeks to sit down and get back to what they do best, gabbing. Listen, sometimes you need a little breather to get back to utilizing your full potential. Emily dives into a listener's submission that finds Emily drawing inspiration and hope from a little rodent. Jasmine breaks out her Roman Empire and gets into the mad emperor.

Emily and Jasmine find they don't have it in them as much this episode to yap. But listen, these two find a way regardless because here we are. They refuse to ever let an episode be too short. Emily dives into the unnecessary hatred of society's least favorite word. Jasmine dives into the history of her favorite snack.

Emily and Jasmine cover a wide range of topics today from WWE to the proper techniques of syringing food into your mouth. Listen, always make sure to cover all your basis of conversation with others. Emily learns that not even our food can be safe from racial prejudices. Jasmine dives into the ultimate gatherings of the nerds.

Emily and Jasmine feel like it's been a minute since they've been able to live in each others brains. When in actuality it hasn't been that long at all. Listen, it may have not been as long as they think its been, but these two are ready to yap this episode. Emily gets some things straight about oral health this week. Jasmine is back on her poopyhead nonsense and back in our bathrooms. 

Emily and Jasmine have been attempting not to melt away this past week. Listen, until things get cooler, you won't be finding these two outdoors again. Emily wants to know what the deal is and digs into a controversial French delicacy. Jasmine goes underwater to our ocean floors with a historical figure in science.

Emily and Jasmine have had a week full of birthdays, dinosaurs, and Weird Al. Listen, to thrive in this world you have to keep a well rounded schedule. Emily reflects on her summer travels and dives into a captivating piece of history that she got to witness with her own eyes. Jasmine gets into the bugs that help make summer magical.