Dear Albie

Caroline and Al join the show! And we learn to regret it, as mom and dad recount their honeymoon in San Francisco and Hawaii, which teetered on disaster thanks to pigeons, an expired license, a rented picnic basket, a missing limo driver, an untimely medical condition that turns Albie red with embarrassment...and there's actually more! PLUS: Enemas, Sarah Palin, diarrhea -- it's our honeymoon epis...

Albie and Caroline answer a question from a dental hygienist about her on-again, off-again dentist boyfriend. Who may be a terrible person. Maybe. We wade through the bullet-pointed issues involving co-workers not knowing the dentist had a girlfriend, a "no social media pics" policy, solo conference trips to Vegas, and more. Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: ht...

Alex is back (Greg Bennett's fiance) and we have a tremendous update on "the cuck" from a few episodes ago. Plus, Albie might cancel his overly romantic vacation because of a swollen ankle. And man, did we get a lot of replies about Candice's flu cheer team. Like a LOT a lot. It still seems insane, but the community doesn't seem to think so. Be part of the show! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertis...

Caroline reads a letter from a woman who is a fed up with her friend...who is kind of a disaster to begin with. Should she listen to her? Should she ignore it? And how does she escape the constant criticism? The Don doles out some advice! Get your letters in: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

We put a bow on the now legendary thank you note, Albie learns about Finstas, what to do when your boss won’t stop asking you out and Candice brings her cheer mom status to new and potentially controversial heights. It's a must listen! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're joined by special guest Chelsea Hirsch (@chelseabhirsch on Twitter) from Page Six, who grills Albie on Caroline's Super Bowl commercial, digs into his reality TV experience, reveals some tricks of the trade, and we even get to a question about virginity! Very packed show!! Write in and be part of it all: DearAlbieMialbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn mor...

A Dear Albie community member potentially outs herself as the ghostwriter of the infamous "no thank you" note and we finally get to your airplane stories, where it turns out people do an awful lot of throwing up (and more) at 30,000 feet. Write in! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline is back! And we have a question from a homesick listener who wants to come home to New York but her boyfriend and job prospects are all in Florida. Plus, a Dear Don update from an early listener. Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Imagine if you were sitting in a car listening to our podcast...and the question was about you. That happened and we get into the details. Plus, the thank you card debate rages on and is re-gifting okay if the gift is something really nice? Be part of the show! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

A thank you card wedding fiasco and the Don calls someone a prude. Albie is shocked. It’s a good one! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline is back! And she has a question from a listener who needs some help navigating the bumpy waters of family drama. Be part of the show! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg's fiance Alex joins the show and we get the scoop on the latest wedding details, like: will they be swapping last names? Where will the reception be? Is Candice invited? Did they stuff their dog Deloris after her passing? Also we get into Markie breaking the internet on Barstool, an update on the baby carrot & some of your questions! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising...

It's a New Year's recap and...well...we're all over the place. We discuss some of our favorite moments and Candice pats herself on the back for clapping when the plane lands.  Happy New Year everybody!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the co-worker ep! Ashlee Holmes & Kayla Giovinazzo from Eat Clean Bro join us in studio to talk your crazy co-worker stories. Be part of the show! Send your questions to DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're joined by special guest Human Numan, who runs SiriusXM's "Holiday Traditions" channel. We talk Christmas songs, caroling, and then get weird with listener questions about discovering a vibrator, family holiday celebrations, and when to tell your kids Santa isn't real. Send in your mailbag questions! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more abo...

We receive our first d*ck pic and Albie is horrified. We get to the bottom of the mini pigs once and for all. This is an awesome mess of a show, but it's brought to you by our own listeners: HelloGorgeous.org and CTDanceConservatory.org.  Be part of the show!: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Albie is intent on gifting everyone these mini-pigs (and Candice is all for it), a listener is mad at the real "Dear Abby" so Albie and Candice upgrade her questionable advice, HAPPY BIRTHDAY INTERN JULES!, and a big sponsorship announcement that involves everyone listening. Podcast sponsor revolution! Be part of the show -- for real: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com  Advertising Inquiries: https://redc...

We had a weird Thanksgiving! The Don is here and she gives an update on her new cooking show, Albie tries very hard to talk his mom into getting a mini pig as a pet, we share your awkward Thanksgiving stories, and more! Be part of the show! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This one is packed. Is Caroline coming back to TV? Is Albie getting engaged? Does the Don approve of Candice's sideline antics? Who clogged the sink? And more!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Candice tells Albie about how she almost started an all-out brawl at her son's youth flag football game, after the other coach accused her team of having first-graders on it. It's awesome. Plus, is the ghost back? Albie gets "tucked up," and more!! Be part of the show! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Chris is back! Again! It's almost like it's a thing! And he wastes no time calling shots on what Dear Albie has become. Listen and decide: Are you Team Albie or Team Chris? Send in your questions: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie didn't believe in ghosts. This episode changed that... and is 100% real. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris is back! And just in time for The Rude Episode: from people asking Chris if he's "Albie" to bad RSVP practices. Plus, are the Manzos, as a family, rude? Aaand we get a listener email from a teacher whose classroom pineapple decorations caused a pretty incredible misunderstanding with the parents of a student.  Write in and be part of the show! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries...

The Don -- Caroline Manzo! -- answers a question from a listener who has two friends with a feud so nasty that it's spilled into "unforgivable" territory on social media and one is now suing the other. What do you do when you're caught in the middle? Find out! And be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. V...

Candice is back! And we have a show full of fun. We have an old Dear Abby about a father who was caught pleasuring himself by his 20 year-old-daughter. Albie talks about the time he was approached to swing with a couple. We debate the pineapple-on-the-doorstep urban legend... and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...