Deadnotes

What happens when Vampires can't get their shit together? Allen and Kevin discuss all the shortcomings of Jesse as a leader of this hopeless group of disorganized misfit blood suckers!

Lets talk about one of the best films shot in a mall that isn't Dawn of the Dead 78!  The robots aim like storm troopers, sex parties in a mall, and a new craze that's sweeping the nation "Gumilingus"

This week we check out Nightbreed! A criminally underrated movie, that deserves to be seen at least once by all horror fans! Kevin and Allen once again discuss one of their favorite childhood films, let's see if it holds up!

Join us as we declare our love for one of the best Horror Comedies ever! Did the Klowns get a serial killer stow away? Is death by hammer better than being turned into cotton candy? Is Mike doomed to watch Debbie fall in love with Dave again? We have no idea, nor do we pretend to have the answers, so sit back and listen to us make asses out of ourselves...yet again!

In this episode Kevin and Allen have WAY too much to drink, but somehow find a way to regroup and get this episode finished. so, sit back , relax, and enjoy the descent into depravity that is Frankenhooker!

Who made Who? Is Stephen King a good director? Could this possibly be a prequel to The Ballad of a Lunkhead? We certainly have no clue, But that hasn't stopped us from at least trying to make sense of it.

Tommy struggles with his ambitions, while questioning his faith in his Grandfather. Is there truly power in the blood? Will the family survive the altercation with the devils son?

Join Kevin and Allen as they continue to spiral into alcoholism while trying to debate whether or not Motel Hell stands the test of time! Is Bruce completely incompetent? Did Terry suffer brain damage from her fall into the tall soft grass? Is there such a thing as a Meat Fritter? (of course there is! Allen is an idiot)

It’s time for some Slurpy Booty! Drayton struggles to keep his younger brothers focused on the family business, while dealing with the care of his elderly Grandpa. Will ChopTop get his new Sonny Bono wigdoo? Will Bubba get friend-zoned like L.G.

It’s Mr. Bubble night! Teachers grooming students, priests banging your wives, and the boy who sees everyone naked! Only one man can save the town...The Drunk.

Is Ray a lying psychopath? Can the "Creeps" get to your brain through other means? We have no idea, but we'll attempt to make sense as we talk about it.