Dead Men Talking

Freddy has yet another ailment. There’s some HUGE coat news which makes the whole feature worthwhile. Tom has a sky high sparkler bill. Live podcast tickets available now on Patreon! DeadMeet tickets available at deadmentalkpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come to our live show in Manchester on Feb 27th! Tickets available from Fri 24th Jan at 9am, only on patreon.com/deadmentalkpod We do some gentle ribbing. Freddy finds an influencer that we HAVE to get on. Tom meets lots of people with one leg. A couple have way too many personalities.  Let’s keep this giggle train rolling! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil Ellis comes camouflaged and tells us why it’s important to wipe your rim, how he got scammed for a stool sample and why he’s going to become a surgeon. DeadMeet tickets deadmentalkpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get your DeadMeet tickets at deadmentalkpod.com Rob has brought a new game which involves guessing and orifices (it’s classic Dead Men!). Freddy wants a wife who lays eggs and sausages (it’s classic Dead Men!). Is a knife just a small sword (Classic Dead Men!)? We rawdog an email and give Tom a new name (More CLASSIC Dead Men!). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Freddy has been on a romantic night out with his Mum which ends in some dark thoughts. Gays and Jamaicans swap accents. Tom has a new idea to solve obesity and then loses a bet that he didn’t make. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil Nichol tells some ridiculous stories. Lily Phillips is feeling regretful. Freddy finds a TV show about people who are definitely not gay. Tom let’s himself down. Listen to Phil’s album! https://www.philnichol.com/music/late-night-electric-watermelon/ And buy deadbeat tickets! http://www.deadmentalkpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dead Men Hall of Famer Gia Clarke returns to studio to discuss BBLs, how she’s helping the nation save money, and bizarre fetishes. People are getting scammed by Hawk Tuah (or are they?) Follow Gia on insta https://www.instagram.com/giaxclarke/ DeadMeet25 Tickets https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DeadMeet25 Tickets Available Now! Patreon.com/deadmentalkpod Freddy has a health update. And a fat update. Tom learns about muffins. Gregg Wallace has been in trouble. Everyone is Poland now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DeadMeet25 tickets are available on 6th December on Patreon! http://patreon.com/deadmentalkpod Kunt & The Gang is back to tell us about his Shannon Matthews musical, how we stopped LadBaby, and why Jaguar have gone woke. We have an interesting competition regarding our new enemy Terry Christian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brennan Reece is on the couch for one of our best ever episodes as he explains the time he met Michael Barrymore, why he wants to be a quiz show host, and how he helped his nan protect her modesty. We also play man or woman (which is fine because it was on TV) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of The Crisp Sessions Jamie Hutchinson tells us why he needs wired headphones. Rob brings a new game. We buy someone a present. Watch or listen to Jamie’s brilliant other podcast The Crisp Sessions after this (or Hot Water’s Green room I suppose if you like Jamie but not Tom) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Taskbastard 2 will be recorded on 23rd January at Fairfield Social Club in Manchester! Tickets available at 9am on Fri 16th November on Patreon. Rootin’ Tootin’ Adam Rowe tells us why he loves cowboys (and we explain why he’s wrong), Rob loses an argument about music (but doesn’t care), Freddy gets confused about gay things (but is gay) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madison gets to speak publicly for the first time. Freddy wants to be commemorated when he dies. We find the most pointless talent in the world. Tom can’t read someone’s name (because it’s stupid) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liam Payne is dead which is very sad obviously. Freddy has an old man moan about Halloween. Someone eats a gigantic sandwich. We solve a problem by buying a bike. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geordie legend Gav Webster joins us as we work out all the things the King has never done. A landlord demands to see women’s clothes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacob Hawley has a big, slow heart and used to have a sex doll. Russell Brand has been a naughty boy again. We find the weirdest romantic gesture ever. Freddy and Rob disagree about gifts (and everything, obvs) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frenchy is back! Freddy meets his biggest fan, and the worst waitress. Rob has an emergency. A man lives in a bin.  Check out Frenchy’s podcast, with a special episode recorded with Freddy and Rob here https://youtu.be/RIwdCkB05uI?si=8C9FuMcoMuYv4JAn And follow him on insta obvs https://www.instagram.com/sungaattack/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rory Paints has painted the Dead Men and it is HORRIFIC. He also tells us about how rubbish India is and why he’s being sued by Hasbulla (but not Erling Haaland) See the uncensored painting in our discord https://discord.gg/X2J5j8zE Follow Rory and buy his book! https://www.instagram.com/rory.paints/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paintings-Erling-Haaland-Rory-Paints/dp/B0CN58NMYB Hosted on Acast. See a...

Kai Humphries learns how to get rid of a blended woman. Tom has a new pair of glasses and they look stupid. Freddy is even closer to death. Follow Kai, he’s very funny https://www.instagram.com/kaihumphries/?hl=en https://x.com/kaihumphries Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Powder Chugger Crawford tells us what he will and won’t eat, how he became a tiktok star and whether or not he’s stupid Give him a follow and watch him eat weird stuff https://www.tiktok.com/@c.r.a.w.f.o.r.d6   https://www.youtube.com/@williamcrawford-mb3dm https://www.instagram.com/billycrawford570/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS ONE IS VERY DARK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Dave Longley tries to settle the argument of whether Freddy is autistic or not. Then he says some horrible, horrible things. We advise headphones for this one.  NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION But if you do like it then check out Dave’s new podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Gbemi Oladipo thinks about going to the slavery museum, Freddy kisses his Dad and a man gets a terrible reward from work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack Skipper fails at his Mastermind specialist subject. Freddy takes laziness to a new level. Tom learns about 4D. Follow Jack Skipper on insta, he’s really funny https://www.instagram.com/mrjackskipper/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re in Edinburgh where Carl Donnelly joins with tales of Indian Mousetrap. Freddy gets a bad review. Rob has done a very loud fart. Tom has done something much worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hatty Preston is in the guest host seat and tells us why everyone loves her. Someone emails us with a stupid name. Freddy brags about knowing the alphabet. Check out Hatty and Kay Nicholson’s new podcast: Bit Much Babe https://www.youtube.com/@BitmuchBabe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.