Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories

After hurting her ankles running the Boston Marathon, the Easter Bunny is told she can't deliver Easter goodies this year.  Luckily she has a friend up at the north pole who might be able to help her out.

This is a story about two horses. Prancesome is highly pampered and conceited, and Handsome is mostly ignored and feels jealous.  When Handsome hatches a plan to get even, both horses might learn something about pride.

Two tiger brothers are hungry and decide to go into the village.  One of them just wants to have some simple food like cereal, the other one, wants some villagers!

A little boy has a gigantic poop and is very proud of it, especially when it starts talking to him!  They become friends and have pancakes, then embark on a joyful adventure together.

There was a man who was just too darned lazy to wash his pants, so he needed to come up with some "alternatives" to pants to wear to work.

Tonight's story is a bit different as it's a collaboration with my boys.  They helped me tell the story by adding in ideas of their own. It's about a monkey named Beppo, an ugly dog, and Gandhi.  It could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

A little girl loves her new snowman that she made and she tries to keep him from melting. By the way, she made him out of some yellow snow that she found.

What should a family of zombie give each other for Christmas?  Maybe some candied ears?  Eyeballs?  You'll have to listen to find out.

A tiny elephant happens upon a huge toenail, so he decides to carve it into something fun and take it on an adventure.

This is about a family who gets a Thanksgiving turkey from a farm to have for dinner.  The only problem is, this turkey refuses to die and also won't shut up!

Here's a funny space adventure about the spaceship, Xenon 159, and it's misadventures in the Zaltar system.  They are outnumbered by aliens, which are attacking them! Luckily, the ship's captain is fearless ... but a little dumb.

Welcome to the 2nd season premiere episode of Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories!  Tonight for a creepy Halloween treat, I tell a story about some kids at the playground, and the creepy girl they encounter -  and can't seem to get rid of.

Hello everyone, and welcome to Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories.  This episode is actually going to be the last one for season 1.  I am going to take a short break for a vacation and to build up a good backlog of stories.  I will be back again with more bedtime stories later this fall.  Thank you so much for listening and supporting my storytime podcast.  This is my f...

If you happen to be walking along and see some nice shiny coins on the ground, think twice about picking them up.  You could be the next victim of Pee Wee, the Bottom Muncher!

The hobo spaceman lands in town, and he's thirsty.  All he wants to do is get a drink.  Then he runs into some tough biker dudes.

On a hill above a small town is a big butt that, with gruesome regularity, deposits an unwelcome present.  The villagers try to get it to stop.

A mom needs to go to a place that she knows her kids will hate, so she tells them it's a wonderful, magical place.  Little do they know, it's the DMV! Based on a true story.

Some children hook some old meat on a hook and use their fishing pole to see what they can catch on the other side of that there bush.  They might catch something unexpected.

The man who could barbeque anything had a friend, and he said that he would eat anything.  A friend of his decides he's going to figure out how true that is by offering him all kinds of gross stuff to eat.

Old man Nolan sits the neighborhood children down to tell them about his terrible experiences in the war.  The children find some of it a little hard to believe.

On a nice peaceful night when everyone is sleeping, a cricket slips into a new house armed with a kazoo.  His mission: create some racket!

Every child mistreats their toys at least once in their life.  Ann is having a tea party with her dollies, and is not being very nice to them.  She might just regret it if she pushes them too far. 

There once was a man who claimed he could barbeque anything.  Over the course of several evening dinners, his daughter sees just how far she can push him.  Can she find something that even he won't barbeque?

Mary Lou and Ted both want to be the one who spots the first robin of spring.  Mary Lou gets overly competitive about it, and may end up regretting being the first to spot the robin.

Tonight's story is about little baby Polly.  Polly can stand, but can't walk.  Don't ask her to walk.  Or bad things might happen...