Dad Meat

We welcome one of the most interesting people on Earth, Chris Wood of Oral Presentations, and we brave the Puerto Rican Pride Parade cruising down Tim's block to get to the bottom of Chris nearly having his foot cut off, as well as sing the praises of Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock. Oral Presentations on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/oral-presentations/id1490806721 Join the Dad M...

Fresh off a trip to the Big Apple, Mike and Tim are back to speak on a rotten prank which left Mike feeling hoodwinked, bamboozled and every other verb that sounds like it would be used in a Malcolm X Yelp review. Tim is unapologetic and drunk with prank power. Guest David James joins the show to wrangle Tim and Mike, attempting to save them from becoming mortal enemies.

The stars aligned and Jon DelCollo rejoined us to carry on like gypsies and to confuse Bud Lite Party Dogs for 5'2" retired basketball stars. This bad boy gets hot and heavy before leading into Part 2 on the patreon which ends with the hardest we have ever laughed on the podcast.

If you're into bakery fights then boy will this episode scratch that itch. We are joined by power couple Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast and they put on a master class in public arguments, hood videos and race-specific hydration.

The vibes weren't right to record on Friday night so we set our sights on a Sunday cast. We busted our emotional cheeks open and went with a double dose of positivity, optimism and goodwill. Program evaluations are in full effect and we decide to only get stronger from here on out, bubs.

There was nothing we could do to resist the seductive charm of our guest Collie Tyrrell and his thick Irish brogue. It completely disarmed us, stripped us of our clothes and insecurities and led to a rich discussion on regression into wiggerhood, egomaniacal gynecologists and the expression of our ever-growing love for the Bubs. 

Tommy Pope wrecks our insides with some homespun nostalgia on excelling in child athletics, underage drinking and wrecking box on basement floors. This one is gonna make you wanna call your parents and whoever you fingered in high school to tell them you were thinking of them.

We are overwhelmed with gratitude as John McKeever blesses the show with his presence. We lead off with some nuanced spunk talk which leads into McKeever offering captivating insight into trying to sell a television show, including some exciting news regarding the future of Tires, Etc.

Beezer and Shaner bless us with their presence and we double down on convincing Shaner to dedicate himself to his true calling: wrecking his bird for digital dollars. This bad boy is an hour of dingers, so grab some popcorn, unbuckle your pants and go to town on yourself with the drapes open while we help you ease into the weekend.

Tim is back from the Pacific Northwest with a renewed spirit and a rock hard bird that loggers couldn't make a dent in. Come bask in these magical mountain streams while the simpletons roam the streets flashing their beavers at cops. God it feels good to be back in the presence of the Supreme Bubs.

While wishing one another a happy anniversary to commemorate our appearance on the Tonight Show six years ago, we admit to having some sour feelings about the experience, but agree that the highlight was that so many Middle Eastern perverts were able to wreck their meat to us on national TV. Tim also recounts a very sweet and sincere birds and the bees talk with his son that was heavier on birds t...

A star-studded return to the studio features the triumphant return of Mr. Tubs and the debut of Chef Chipper. These two put on a self-made man clinic, getting dick deep in the nuances of entrepreneurship and the value in charitable acts before topping the whole enchilada off with a bird warming story from Tubs about porking his wife in a Cleveland casino.

Fresh off an incredible 36 hours in the wilderness, we look back fondly at the fires we gathered 'round, the waterfalls we chased and the friendships we cemented. David James then kicks us into high gear talking about his new album, Kidnapping Season, available now on Apple Music.

We were honored to have a first class friggin' sweet boy on this bad boy as we welcome LeMaire Lee. LeMaire rips our friggin' hearts out of our chests talking about how he wants to settle down with a lucky lady and destroy tables during You-Gi-Oh battles with his son. The man has gone from Detroit to Amish country so he is bringing a lot to whatever table he ends up smashing.

This bad boy starts off blazing hot as Tim reveals he may have in fact become so mentally powerful that he burned a problematic neighbor's house to the ground with his spicy thoughts. Spud then picked everyone right the fuck back up when he revealed that he has surpassed every goal that he set for himself at the beginning of the year, which set the stage for McCusker to get into Psych Naw, his new...

Only blue pill we're taking here is the kind that makes you rock hard. Other than that, we're crushing up red pills and snorting them, getting to the bottom of Dusty Dave's trash fire and our guest Chris O'Connor having a nervous breakdown after getting pissed on by a classmate.

We were blessed with the presence of Mary Radzinski, one of the greatest stand up comics in the game. She was hilarious as usual, but also went full Dad Meat, talking about the importance of perspective and surrounding yourself with high level friends and a beefcake firefighter boyfriend. Head over to the Patreon for the second half - https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

We were blessed with the presence of Mike Cannon, who came through swinging a fat bird that he has wielded ever since becoming a prominent child athlete that opponents feared and diddler umps lusted after. Mike has since become one of the best stand up comics out there and his special, Life Begins, is all the proof you need.

We dive deep into the nuance of numetal with DelCollo and it creates some surprising tension. All good now though. JDC rules.

The King blesses us live from the desert to chop it up about English hookers, becoming a musical act and the unfathomable majesty of special Avengers. Suck on this then slide over to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for some captivating insight into what transpired at SNL. Check out Part 2 of this conversation at patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast where Shane discusses some aspects of the recent past that haven...

This one is not for the faint of bird. No cowards. Get womped or get lost.

Tommy Pope completes his government mandated wellness check as we fend off space madness for yet another week. Cont'd over on the patreon - https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Looking like streaming these on youtube is going to be the norm btw. Go subscribe for notifications. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWWVkovtAdBInrZ4CMfSAvQ

Good clean fun from beginning to end here. We're fighting off space madness in our own ways and using tight fuckin programs to keep us grounded. Also we livestreamed this on youtube and stuck around in the chat for a few minutes after. Subscribe and turn on notifications to catch the next one or maybe we'll actually announce it or something. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWWVkovtAdBInrZ4CMfSAvQ...

We recorded this on Dec. 29, 2019 for the Dad Meat Podcast Patreon and it represents everything we hope to accomplish with Dad Meat. Matt McCusker not only graced us with his divine presence, but he brought along his dawg, Wes Rowlands, who simply ended up changing the course of our lives. He is a wizard at laying the groundwork for optimal living. Soak it in and get busy working on living the lif...

Billy and Spud bless us with a stop on their War Mode media tour. This shit starts out popped off and sustains an unbelievable level of raw retard poignancy.