Crazy for Swayze

Jordan Vonzynda brings the Swayze Boys a very rock n' roll film by Jim Jaramusch. Y'all, Vince likes Elvis. Big Life: https://biglifehc.bandcamp.com/album/big-life

Danny joins the family caravan back and forth from The Hazard Mansion to Mount Royal. In this episode of the Civil War Epic, everyone is getting down. Virgilia crosses a line for good. Ashton crosses a line for evil. The final daddy dies. Forrest Whitaker has some screen-time. This episode features an abortion! Classic Swayze.

His wife is the one who got the titular deal, right?

Welcome back to The Little Stinker Bad Movie Awards! Doug Tangent and Amado Guadarrama (from Norcos Y Horchata) have SO MUCH CONTEXT for the first Marvel movie. He's not like the other guys; because he's a duck. Early on, we have to break the news to Doug about Jeffrey Jones. Then Amado introduces us to his cousin named Cleveland. And then .... so much more. This episode is sponsored by Fernet Bra...

Maddie rejoins the Swayze Boys in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where cars and guns are obsolete, and swords rule the land. It's a less-than-great Mad Max clone starring our boy and his frequent collaborators: Brion James and Lisa Niemi. We're fighting once more for limited stores of water, but Lisa finds an unlimited aquifer! Swayze plays dad to a kid called Jugs, cucks Brion out of house and home...

Bee careful what you search for. Jerilyn Jordan and Alicia Massey - together reunited with the Swayze Boys after Eyes Wide Shut - take a surprise ferry trip to the land of Wicker. It's kind of like The Village, but about girl bosses. Or Midsommar, but even more misogynist. Or even... The Wicker Man (1973), I guess, but less British. Maggie Mae Fish Video Essay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7wN...

Pickle joins The Swayze Boys, plus guest co-host Mal, on their Civil War Journey. She's got hot takes! George and Orry take over their respective families. Everyone hates to love Ashton, and hates to hate Virgilia. Billy and Charles (and Ashton and Bret) are all grown up. Everything that's old is new again.

Dan Stover is back, and ready to talk copaganda and masculinity on this, our 200th episode. Geese are inherently anti-fascist.

The Swayze Boys wacth Swayze's interviews in episodes 933 and 1614 of Conan's run as the host of Late Night. Is Swayze acting like a himbo as a joke in the context of Late Night Patriarchy, or did Buddy have too much to drink? Featuring an unexpected discussion of Dominionism, and many calls to action (swayzepod@gmail.com)!

Troy Duffy: back at it again. In a movie full of villains and other murderers, the worst thing a man can be is GAY.

Orry has The Malaise. George makes nice with The Irish. Bent gets revenge. The more things change, the more things stay the same. 1985 TV Producers never saw us coming.

Basically a shorter The Green Mile. A cool concept with questionable executiom but cool effects. Maybe other episodes of this anthology series are better?

Jerilyn Jordan loves this movie and hates Lowe Rob. Is David Lynch in the room with us now?

Open up your ears - it's time for your audio vaccination against walking pneumonia and toxic masculinity! Kadee Spangler returns, this time with her beau, Tom and brings along our first Swayze-adjacent recommendation of the year. Lori Petty brings the iconic comic character to life a movie equal parts horny and RANDOM

Prepare your loins for the sexiest and most-expensive TV Miniseries from 1985: North and South. Mal joins the boys to admire the period-appropriate attire and and critique the chivalrous masculinity of 1842. Don't sleep on this series! It just might be the Swayziest thing ever committed to film. But is it Lost Cause propaganda? NEXT TIME, ON NORTH AND SOUTH.

Shawn Neil, Bike Jousting Expert, brings us one of his foundational movies. It's about a preacher and his daughter. She's a girl in trouble, and no one knows how to help her. Until Kevin Bacon brings his brand of city-slicker fun! Yet another movie where the central conflict could be solved by a man just fucking his own wife. 

Climate change wrecks havoc in our modern world, and cyborgs ravage the future of 2027. Hold tight the ones you love. The androids are coming for your family.

It's a smorgasbord of Swayze Adjacent Actors! We've got Lisa Niemi, we've got Don Swayze, we've got C. Thomas Howell, we've got Marshall Teague and a bunch of behind-the-scenes players, and we've even got Lowe Rob! Does this documentary get to the heart of Our Hero, or does it only breeze past the darkness? Can it be both?

It's a new year, and we're back on our bullshit. A new theory emerges on the Purpose of The Floor, and the evidence is pretty convincing, regardless of how A Beautiful Mind it all sounds by the end. All hail Lowe Rob.

This is an odd one, folks. Did you know that inventor of the the Erector Set was a war profiteer who had the power to cancel, then reinstate Christmas? And would you believe that he was a benevolent capitalist who believed in the power of play? Or that he, and the actor who portrays him in this movie, was a magician? Surprises about in this historical biopic! Big ups to Pickle and Anne for rejoini...

Alicia and Andrea (plus Santa bells) rejoin the Swayze Boys at the Edmonton Mall for their annual Christmas Rewatch of THE Patrick Swayze Christmas Classic. It's Christmas Ghosts all the way down, folks.

Danny Bolterstein and Shane Stroud combine their opinions and decibels, and decide that "hobo" isn't a slur, which is good news for this movie! It's a dad movie that every crust punk and their pa could agree on. We used to be a proper country!

Tom Skill, Bud Koltys, and your very co-host, Josh, form 3/5's of a defunct ska band, and join your angelic host to talk about a made-for-TV Christmas movie. It's got an actress who plays an angel on TV and a character implied to be an angel, but no Santa. Questions abound about OSHA, HR, and NAFTA situations. As always, child acting should be illegal.

Allison and Kyle Wieshaupt rejoin the Swayze Boys on the Warner Family farm in North Dakota and learn a thing or two about how to mix city and country sensibilities. What is The Spirit of Thanksgiving? Why are families? Who is Pauly Shore? Enjoy this one before, during, or after munching on some grindage.

Beth Grant is one hell of a character actor. You know, the lady you love to hate. She came into our lives doubting our committment to Sparkle Motion and captured our hearts getting sucked under a bus in Speed. Where is East Carolina? What does Civil Rights activism have to do with a prolific acting career? What's up with her husband's look? All this, plus a short review of Beth Grant's directorial...