Command This! Podcast

It’s the bye week, which means we finally get a Sunday where our stress levels stay under control, so we decided to celebrate by doing something equally chaotic: a Top 5 Fast Food Draft. Steve, Dev, and Phil step into the draft room and bring their best (and weirdest) food takes to the table. We’re discussing the elite spots, the guilty-pleasure favorites, the underrated gems, and the surprising p...

It’s bye week… which means the Commanders can’t hurt us this Sunday, so we decided to hurt each other instead by doing a Top 5 Fast Food Draft that absolutely nobody asked for but everybody is gonna argue about. Steve, Dev, and Phil step into the war room with zero preparation , questionable stomachs, and the confidence of a team that’s 3–8 but still “mathematically alive.” We’re talking burgers,...

Well… viva España, I guess. The Commanders go all the way to another country just to lose in the exact same heartbreaking fashion as home. Tied 13-13, chance to take the lead, and our kicker sends the ball on a sightseeing tour of Madrid. Dolphins stroll down the field like they’re on vacation and walk it off 16-13. Beautiful. Amazing. Pure 2025 Washington football torture. Tonight we’re cracking...

CT!P fam…This Sunday, we’re dragging our team’s losing streak (and the Dolphins’ hot-and-cold chaos) all the way to Spain for a showdown that’s as unpredictable as it is international. We’re talking about a Euro trip (great movie) with touchdowns, a splash of tapas, and two teams desperate to stop the bleeding. We’ll dive into the matchups, the jet lagged drama, and whether playing in Madrid can j...

Another brutal Sunday for the Commanders as Detroit rolled in and handed Washington a 44-22 beating that felt even worse than the score. The Lions piled up yards at will, scoring on their first eight possessions while Jahmyr Gibbs and Jared Goff carved up the defense like it was a walkthrough. Washington, already missing Jayden Daniels and a banged up Terry McLaurin, never found a rhythm on offens...

how day vibes…. and we’re hanging on by a thread over here in Commanders land. Detroit’s coming to town and we’ve got our friends from the Talking Grit Podcast rolling through to help preview this 4:25 PM kickoff. Jayden’s still banged up. Terry might be held together with duct tape at this point. The season? Yeah… that thing is on life support. But we’re still here. Still loud. Still rocking the...

Commanders lose to Seattle, 38-14

It’s SHOW DAY in the District. The Seattle Seahawks are coming to town with a defense tighter than TSA security. Washington is rocking those Super Bowl era throwbacks, the burgundy and gold that should count for at least +7 swagger points. Art Monk is getting his jersey retired too....we gotta show up! Terry McLaurin is out, but all signs point to Jayden Daniels suiting up and trying to light up t...

Commanders walk into Arrowhead and walk out smoked, 28-7. Mahomes turned the field into his personal playground while our defense played tourist. Jayden’s hamstring kept him sidelined, Mariota tried to keep the train on the tracks, but the Chiefs defense had us in traffic all night. Terry McLaurin did suit up — three clutch grabs and our only touchdown, because of course he did. The man’s allergic...

The battered and bruised up Commanders roll into Arrowhead where the barbecue’s smokin’ and Mahomes is out here throwing underhand passes like it’s backyard wiffle ball. Jayden Daniels is out with a hamstring injury, so Marcus Mariota gets the call. Grab your popcorn, your prayers, and maybe a bottle, because we don’t even know if Terry McLaurin or Deebo Samuel are suiting up. The Chiefs defense h...

The Dallas Cowboys just embarrassed the Washington Commanders 44–22, and yeah… it’s Misery Monday for real. Jayden Daniels took hits, got hurt, the defense took naps, and the fans took pain straight to the soul. We’re breaking down every ugly drive, blown coverage, and coaching meltdown that turned this game into a burgundy and gold horror film. Grab a drink, join the therapy session, and let’s ve...

Join us for a jam packed live stream as we break down that Monday Night Football heartbreaker against the Bears. We’ll hit all the highs, lows, and yep, expect a little glock dookie along the way. Plus, stick around as we flip the script and jump into a quick preview of the Cowboys showdown coming up this Sunday. We might be on time tonight.

All right folks, this week we’re diving into the Commanders/Bears showdown with a bit of that classic edge. We’re tossing it back to last year’s Hail Mary heart-stopper that had Bears fans in disbelief and us Commanders faithful grinning ear to ear. And yeah, that Jayden Daniels versus Caleb Williams storyline is heating up, with first year coach Ben Johnson ready to make his mark. Plus, the Comma...

The Washington Commanders marched into LA and unplugged the Bolts. Jayden Daniels looked calm under pressure, the defense brought the juice, and the Chargers’ offense ran out of power. We’re breaking down all the action from the 27-10 win, including film review, the Good-Bad-Ugly-Great segment, Overreaction Monday, and our Game Balls. Did the Commanders just flip the switch on their season? Let’s...

Come check out the boys preview the upcoming showdown vs the Chargers

The Commanders went down to Atlanta and got clipped by the Dirty Birds 34–24. Not pretty. We’re breaking down exactly what went wrong and where this team needs to wake up fast. We’ll dive into the All-22 film review, hit our good-bad-ugly-great segment, hand out game balls (if there are any worth giving), and of course it wouldn’t be Monday without some overreactions. Who’s stock is up? Who’s stoc...

The Commanders are flying down to Atlanta to take on the Dirty Birds and we’ve got your full game preview. We’re breaking down the key matchups to watch, what Jayden Daniels needs to do against the Falcons defense, and whether Washington’s front can ground Bijan Robinson and the ATL run game. We’ll hit you with our usual gameplan matchups, X-factors, score predictions, and of course a little bit o...

We just broke down the Commanders’ 41–24 beatdown of the Raiders from every angle — All-22 film review, Overreaction Monday, Stock Up / Stock Down, Good-Bad-Ugly-Great, and handed out the Game Balls. If you love X’s and O’s, hot takes, and seeing which players earned it (and which ones… didn’t), this one’s for you. Don’t miss the moments that decided the game and the ones that’ll make you shake yo...

The Las Vegas Raiders are rolling into D.C. to take on the Washington Commanders and we’re breaking it all down live! The big question in this matchup: will it be Jayden Daniels or veteran Marcus Mariota under center for Washington? On the other side, Geno Smith leads the Raiders offense as they look to test Dan Quinn’s defense. We’ll cover the matchups to watch, from Washington’s pass rush agains...

Tonight CT!P is breaking down the Washington Commanders’ 27-18 loss to the Green Bay Packers. We go beyond the box score arguing what worked, what didn’t, and where things unraveled in all three phases. We’ll hit Stock Up (who deserves praise), Stock Down (who let the team down), and Game Balls (who earned theirs). Initial thoughts: - The offense’s struggles, especially under pressure and during k...

The Commanders laid the smackdown on the Giants in the season opener 21–6 and we’re here to break it all down. Jayden Daniels was electric with his arm and legs, Deebo Samuel made a big debut, and rookie Jacory Croskey-Merritt ran wild. The defense clamped down and kept the Smurf Squad out of the end zone all day. We’ll review the All-22 film with our good bad ugly great segment, hand out game bal...

Opening Day is here and it’s time for the Commanders to take on the Smurf Squad, aka the New York Giants. In this preview, we break down everything you need to know before kickoff: the key matchups to watch, the latest injury report, score predictions, and the all-important “Commanders win if…” segment. Can Jayden Daniels and the Burgundy & Gold start the season with a statement in the NFC Eas...

Terry got paid!!!! & It’s cut-down time! The Washington Commanders have to trim the roster to 53 by Tuesday afternoon, and we’re breaking down our full predictions. Who’s safe, who’s on the bubble, and will there be a surprise cut? Plus, we’ll quickly recap the final preseason matchup vs the Baltimore Ravens and talk about what it means heading into Week 1. Raise Hail with us as we sort throug...

Another week of Commanders football, another week of drama. We’re breaking down everything from the preseason matchup against the Bengals; Jayden Daniels showing flashes, Chris Rodriguez and Bill Croskey-Merritt running wild, and the defense still looking sloppy. On top of that, Terry McLaurin is still holding out and Brian Robinson Jr. is on the trade block. Buckle up, because it’s about to get s...

We’re going deep into the film room to break down the Commanders’ disaster vs the Patriots: the good, the bad, and the “why is that guy even on the field?” From missed blocks to blown coverages, we’re pulling receipts from the All-22. Then we’re hitting all the biggest Commanders headlines since Friday: roster moves, injury updates, and the latest drama as we get ready for Monday night’s preseason...