Cinephobe

Zach, Amin and Mayes are injected with the Plutoxin 7 Virus and dispatched to Los Angeles Island, the deportation point for all people found undesirable or unfit to live in the new, moral America. Will they make it out alive? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cin...

Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023 (but in a bad way). From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our least favorite thespians. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free E...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Steve Wynn's Las Vegas, Nevada for the Security Officers Trade Association Expo and Award ceremony. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & T...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are faxed to the past to rescue their Scottish dad from being stranded in 14th century France during a crucial conflict of the Hundred Years' War. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Ci...

Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite thespians. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Epis...

Zach, Amin and Mayes all desperately want to be Number One, so pack your silenced weapon and your cat, we're headed to the Banco Internacional in Puerto Rico for Dia de los Muertos. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotif...

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike Ryan have been betrayed by the Law, cast out from Megacity 1 into the Cursed Earth. Will they make it back in time to defeat evil former Judge Rico and his huge Janus? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Ap...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking in the mirror for the most dynamic duos sharing genetic material in 200 plus years of Cinephobe. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Thread...

Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate their 200th Birthday. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @...

Zach, Amin and Mayes grapple with racism yet again as a Pulitzer Prize winning author must overcome meddlesome fame hungry neighbors, a politically ambitious Chief of Police and a dim-witted career criminal who prevent him from enjoying even one night at his newly purchased summer home. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episo...

Zach, Amin and Mayes visit the Cinephobe Menagerie, filled with creatures big and small that have captured our hearts and opened our eyes to the magic of the animal kingdom. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Fol...

Zach, Amin and Mayes now must escape from Aquatica as it floods while they are pursued by bloodthirsty eight thousand pound sharks with massive brains and a penchant for buggery. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify....

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Aquatica to wrangle sharks, feed whipped cream to parrots and cure Alzheimers. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthe...

Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble a squad of degenerates that would like nothing more than to slick back their hair and slosh water onto rare cuts of meat after a night at Blue Dolphin before it burned down. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 St...

Zach, Amin and Mayes buy Mickey Mantle's Monkey as part of 'The Plan' to turn around a struggling Santa Rosa Rockets minor league baseball team. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Ins...

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't lack a sense of the theatrical when a long lost son emerges and reality changes sides yet again. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD...

Zach, Amin and Mayes put together their ultimate mixtape of Cinephobe bangers, whether they be songs written just for the movie, featured to tremendous aplomb, or their significance and meaning has changed since the advent of the podcast. Got your own favorite Cinephobe songs? Add em to the Spotify playlist Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episod...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are serving up a double helping of Sandler for this Thanksgiving episode declassified from the Patreon. Be sure to tape your turkey drumstick to your chest, change your name to Dunk, book an open ended ticket and dream the impossible dream. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreo...

Zach, Amin and Mayes run the hottest after hours club in town and are about to take gangster Bugsy Calhoune for everything he's got. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Thr...

Zach, Amin and Mayes go through the movies with the dumbest, punniest, and most intriguing taglines in the history of Cinephobe to find the slogans that really get the blood pumpin. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotif...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are framed for murder and forced to heighten their senses. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @...

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy teach each other lessons about friendship, fatherhood and love while a harpsichord obnoxiously thrums in the background to let us know there's a message happening. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on...

Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with a whole new slate of awards, taking inspiration from moments in Cinephobes past, similar to the way 'The Next Jim Carrey' became a recurring bit. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify....

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy are purchased by Master Bates. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Z...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the Kings of Bull Mountain in this faithful adaption of Casablanca that shreds the gnar and lets the bingos rip. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram...