Cheek Clappers

We haven't left you we're just going through some changes at the moment. You might even say, a transition.

In this Spooktacular Halloween special we talk about some extremely scary things, and afterwards we eat a very spicy curry. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

This episode features our EXCLUSIVE interview with Indian pop sensation Vennu Mallesh. It's a cracker. Elsewhere me and Tara take some GHB and talk about a variety of topics including ice cream, Tom Hanks, Skype sex and gynecomastia. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2C1IB3f

In this episode we hear from a man who has sexual relationships with dogs. Elsewhere me and Tara talk about infidelity revenge, false rape accusations, a horny Cheek Clappers listener attempting to slide into Tara's DMs and also an iconic Arab man affectionately known as Flee Dink. Great episode. Music used: https://youtu.be/eeKzEyaDP1Y https://spoti.fi/2LMEQWE  

Me and Tara fight quite a lot on this episode, we were getting on quite well but now I think we're both a bit depressed and stressed out. We talk about Psycho Gregg Wallace, giving Tom Cruise a handjob, Femdom Strapon Seduction, my phone sex addiction, Gino going too far on This Morning and other stuff. We also hear from a lovely young man with a vore fetish. The music used is not yet released but...

We finally review The Joker - buckle up because it's a bumpy ride. We also talk about TinTin, Terry Crewes and David Attenborough's sexual obsession with birds. Music used: https://youtu.be/g2P3huEuZxs

This is The Megasode. This is made from 2 episodes recorded just before the Morning Express sessions. If you get confused don't think about it - just keep moving. This is The Megasode. You can take a break halfway through if you need to but it's probably best to wait for the musical interlude, just to be safe. Like I said, this is The Megasode. You can pick up more information from the hors d'oeuv...

Get tucked in and get ready for the clapping of your life. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2MX1dpX

CHOO CHOOOOOOO! It's The Morning Express. A quick bit of morning spice for all you hungry Clappers out there. Music used: https://youtu.be/ppTm2RpHjwk

This one takes a while to get going because of Tara's BLABBERING but after a while I manage to take control of the situation and get our ship back on course. We talk about religion, black people reacting to magic, traps, the Corpsed & Ignored porn scene, Jar-Jar Binks Tongue Lollipops & so much more. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2gd8P88

This one is good but maybe not as good as 4 or 6. We talk about Jackie Chan abusing his infant son, how many hamsters we could take in a fight, Tara getting a bead stuck inside her, sex with Raquel Welch and so much more. We also out some gay male celebrities (JUICY GOSS!!! x))

This is a good one. We talk about Tara wanting to fuck James Charles and also other things like Japanese people and Richard Simmons. Music used: https://youtu.be/rrGLfCZrFLQ

On this one we make some Dolphin Erotica and also some Bugs Bunny Erotica. Music used: https://youtu.be/y3vrKKL80O8 https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

This one is good but not Peak Clappers.

Things get a bit heated and we drop some company names.