Cannabis School

This week, Brandon and Jesse go full  Dab Science Mode , testing Utah-made concentrates against legacy market products to see why some turn dark after one session while others stay golden like fresh honey. The lab coats may be imaginary, but the smoke is very real. They crack open  Hash Burger  and  Burger Poppy , talk shop about extraction methods, oxidation, and why your banger sometimes looks l...

This week’s Sesh drifts from Gran Turismo to growing up, gaming, and the weird balance between staying playful and becoming “an adult.” Brandon and Jesse light up some  Hash Burger  and  Larry OG , dive into how cannabis keeps them connected to their inner kid, and unpack why life feels lighter when you stop taking yourself so seriously. From online gaming sexism to  American History X ,  The Fift...

Two heavy-hitters walk into a dab rig.  Buzz GMO  and  Red Velvet  — Moxie’s latest mash-up — and this one’s a full-bodied experience. You get that funky garlic kick from GMO, smoothed out by the creamy, dessert-like feel of Red Velvet. It’s the kind of strain that makes you forget your to-do list and remember your playlist. This live resin batter (sourced locally and crafted by Moxie) hits around...

This sesh hits deep. We sat down with Beau for one of those conversations that starts as a smoke and turns into therapy. From wild stories to raw reflections, this one’s about growing through chaos, learning from pain, and finding peace in your own skin — all while passing the joint and laughing through it. In this episode: ​ How trauma shaped Beau’s path — and how cannabis helped rewrite it ​ The...

This week we sparked up  Salt Lake City Fumes  by  September Solventless , a cured rosin batter that came in smooth but left us wondering if the flavor took the day off. It’s a  sativa-leaning hybrid  clocking around  63% THC , with top terps like  Limonene, β-Caryophyllene, β-Pinene, and β-Myrcene . On paper, it sounds like a citrus-spiced dream. In practice? More like parsley met mint and decide...

This sesh starts mellow with Moxie’s  Buzz GMO x Red Velvet  and quickly spins into a full-on philosophy jam. We talk rejection, self-help vs self-delusion, Dutch kickboxing pain tolerance, and why “next” might be the best motivational word ever written on an index card. From growing up in Utah Mormon culture to unlearning shame around swearing, this one hits every note — funny, deep, and way too...

This week we cracked open Grape Voodoo — a live hash rosin from Moxie that smells like someone melted a grape Laffy Taffy inside a lemon grove. It’s candy, citrus, and a little hoppy funk all rolled into one hit. The kind of strain that makes your nose high before your brain catches up. Right out of the jar it hits you with that nostalgic grape sweetness — think Laffy Taffy meets Jolly Rancher — b...

Today’s Sesh kicks off with a blunt look at the business side of cannabis — how even the best growers are struggling to stay afloat while the black market keeps raking in billions. Brandon and Jesse dive into why legal weed can still cost more than your vacation dinner and why the real issue might not be taxes… it’s access. Somewhere between a deep convo on market dynamics and Jesse’s leg-day comp...

Two forms, one flame. We dug deep into  Moxie’s Super Lemon OG / Super Lemon Haze  — live resin diamonds and badder mixes — to see what’s really going on with potency, flavor, and how they hit. By the end, you’ll know what kind of experience you want to chase. What You’ll Learn : Exact THC strengths for both badder (~ 57%) vs a live resin vape/diamond format (70-75%) — yes, there’s a difference. T...

Sometimes the best seshes are the ones that wander. This week it’s just Brandon and Jesse at home, sparking up and letting the conversation roll from favorite devices to wild movies, politics, work stress, and gratitude. Think of it like hanging out with your funniest stoner friends—no script, just smoke and flow. What’s inside this sesh: Our ride-or-die dab rigs and why they’re game changers Coug...

Today we crack open  Slurty3 , a cross of  Slurricane x Gelato 33 , grown by Buzz Premium Cannabis. Don’t let the goofy name throw you—this strain brings some interesting flavor and effects to the table. First Impressions: Out of the bag, Slurty3 doesn’t blow you away with smell. It’s subtle, earthy, almost grassy until you grind it up—then the terps finally come alive. Think walking through a gar...

What happens when you mix a passion for cannabis, Utah’s evolving medical market, and a guy who treats every patient like family? You get Bijan Sakaki from Beehive Farmacy. In this sesh, we sit down with him to talk about what it really takes to run one of Utah’s most respected dispensaries. From sourcing clean, consistent flower to walking first-time patients through the process, Bijan shares how...

Cougar Piss is as bold as its name. This  BeeLine × Beehive Farmacy  drop came in loud with citrus-skunk funk on the nose and a bright, energetic high that had us buzzing like we just downed an espresso shot. This isn’t couch weed — it’s daytime fuel. Lineage:  Gelato 42 × Sunset Sherbet × Lemonade Type:  Sativa Total THC:  19.93% Cannabinoids (mg/g): • THCA-A: 216.07 | Δ9-THC: 9.86 | THCV-A: 0.82...

Some episodes hit harder than others — this one is raw, real, and heavy. We light up and dive into Suicide Awareness Month, mixing conversations about strain effects, terpenes, and the strange turns of life with some of the most personal stories we’ve ever shared on mic. This isn’t just cannabis talk — it’s about pain, purpose, and the moments that keep us here. What you’ll hear in this episode: •...

This week we’re rolling into  Papaya Cake , a Colorado-grown indica-leaning hybrid that blends  Papaya x Wedding Cake x White OG  genetics. This strain brings a sweet, tropical nose with smooth, floral undertones — one of the most fragrant jars we’ve cracked open in a while. Terpene Profile Limonene  – citrus brightness, calm clarity, helps with mood and focus β-Caryophyllene  – peppery spice, ant...

Welcome back to  The Sesh , where conversations go sideways, strains spark stories, and nothing is off-limits. This week, Brandon and Jesse light up some Papaya Cake (easily a top 5 strain in our book) and dive straight into one of those chatty highs where everything feels worth unpacking. From fake pee hacks for drug tests (yep, with a 25% off code just for our listeners) to run-ins with cops, ca...

This week we’re cracking into  Z-O-D , a powerful live resin sugar from Moxie. Built from the genetics of Viper City and Kryptonite, this indica-leaning concentrate delivers a clean, flavorful dab that shows why Moxie has earned its reputation for quality. Z-O-D hits with a skunky, berry-diesel aroma layered with sour undertones and a smooth finish that doesn’t bring the harsh cough some concentra...

What happens when the edibles hit harder than expected? From mistaking a ceiling fan for a UFO to showing up at Home Depot just to get unsolicited grow advice, this Sesh is all about the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) stories of being  way  too high. Brandon and Jesse trade Reddit tales and personal slip-ups that prove everyone’s had that moment where reality gets a little… blurry. Takeaways...

When a strain comes in hot from our friends at  San Juan Squish Co. , you know it’s worth talking about. This week, we’re cracking open some  Voodoo Burger  — a concentrate that’s equal parts smooth, peppery, and sneaky in its effects. Strain Breakdown: Type:  Hybrid concentrate (live rosin batter) THC:  ~75% CBG:  ~5% (rare and worth noting) Genetics:  Lineage not disclosed by grower — crafted fo...

Frank shows up for a raw, real, and unfiltered sesh — heavy on the laughs, heavy on the honesty. Dabbing live resin (Super Lemon Haze by Moxie) sets the tone for a conversation about addiction, recovery, and how the plant can walk you back home. https://www.submithub.com/link/shook-nasty-beats We set the vibe with  Moxie’s Super Lemon Haze live resin badder  — zesty citrus rip, high-THC punch (~57...

Why does one plant smell like citrus while another reeks of pine, spice, or straight-up funk? It’s all thanks to  terpenes — the aromatic compounds that don’t just shape the smell and taste, but actually steer the whole experience. In this episode, Brandon and Jesse break down the most common terps you’ll run into, what they do, and why chasing terps might be smarter than chasing THC: 🍊  Limonene...

Lori’s lived the kind of life you usually only see on TV — except hers was real. Same town, same neighborhoods, same chaos that inspired  Breaking Bad . Blue crystals, dangerous circles, and a lifestyle that doesn’t leave many people standing. But Lori made it out. In this Sesh, she shares how she escaped addiction, why the green plant became her lifeline, and the moments that forced her to choose...

Meet Grapes n Cream — a balanced hybrid lovechild of  Grape Pie  (Grape Stomper × Cherry Pie) and  Cookies & Cream  (Girl Scout Cookies × Starfighter). This one’s grown to impress: dense buds, gorgeous purple flecks, and an aroma that’ll make you double-take the jar. Smell & Taste Sweet grapes up front, creamy vanilla in the middle, and a soft berry finish. Earthiness is faint — just enoug...

Delta-8’s been sold as “legal THC” — a budget-friendly buzz you can snag at the gas station. But what’s really in that gummy? And why does it feel so… off? In this episode, we break down: Why Delta-8 isn’t the same as cannabis (and never will be) The sketchy extraction methods that leave behind chemical baggage How the 2018 Farm Bill cracked the door for semi-synthetic cannabinoids Dirty highs, fa...

Imagine going blind… and your doctor has no answers. That was Al’s reality. Until he turned to a plant everyone warned him about. In this Sesh, we sit down with Al Morentin — founder of My Fit Life — to talk: How cannabis helped him recover his eyesight after years of vision loss Why most people misunderstand the body’s endocannabinoid system Fitness, healing, and reclaiming agency when the medica...