Candy 95 - Morning Candy Meltdown

Coming up on the Thursday show... What happens when you have TOO MANY snacks Is A.I. going to turn our work weeks into only 3.5 days long? What have you stopped buying because it's gotten too expensive? In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who refuses to finish a story if her husband interrupts her Whose farts smell worse...men or women? Are you smarter than your parents? We play Dead Guy in an...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... The floor in our office is not cushioning enough, so say Ted's broken coffee mug An unsurprising reason why women give birth lying down Could Walmart stop selling Doritos? It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted started watching The Boys Season 4 in anticipation of Season 5, which starts tonight Imagine ordering so much food in the drive-thru that you need managemen...

Coming up on the Tuesday show... The Men's Basketball team from Ted's alma mater just won the NCAA National Championship...for Division II How many young people still live with their parents? What company lost you forever as a customer? What did they do? CBS has named Stephen Colbert's "replacement" We play Dead Guy in an Envelope for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Sherwood Forest Faire,...

Coming up on the Monday show... What are the most affordable cities to buy a house in? Spoiler Alert...they're all very far away! Jack Black has still got it It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill We play Dead Guy in an Envelope for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Sherwood Forest Faire, open weekends through April 19th, just southwest of us in McD...

Coming up on the Good Friday show... In a follow up from Sweet or Sour yesterday, Ted talked to both his Dad AND Grandma! One very stinky issue with the launch of the Artemis II Do you still have boxes of stuff at your parents house? In the Playlist Playoff this week - With the Artemis II launching earlier this week, what is the best song with “moon” in the title or somewhere prominently in the ly...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Have you ever gotten a very clear "sign from above"? Ted did this morning! In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman whose mom says she wants to be a grandma so bad, but hasn’t done anything to show it What are the best and worst Cheez-It flavors? We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win a pair of 2-Day wristbands to Chilifest 2026, taking place April 10th and...

Coming up on the April Fool’s Day show... Updates on the inter-office tournament with Snacketology Sydney Sweeney's bathwater is responsible for...something good? It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted watched the trailer for The Backrooms, which comes out on May 29th, as well as a few clips from a podcast he listens to called Get Played talking about the Super Mario Galaxy Movie Gmail is gonna let...

Coming up on the Tuesday show... Ted made it back to Body20 for the first time after getting sick Why are kids in china cosplaying as Kris Jenner? What is something that is expensive to buy, but once you use it, you don’t know how you ever lived without it? Hidden Valley wants to pay you to "spread the flavors of America" We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win a pair of 2-Day wristbands to...

Coming up on the Monday show... Ted got sick but he's...better now? How you can squeeze more protein into your morning routine It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill Remember the Wonka Wonderland nightmare festival from a few years ago? Well it happened AGAIN...but this time for Barbie! How early you should and shouldn't be showing up for flights thanks t...

Coming up on the Manatee Appreciation Day show... Zendaya's new movie is getting some fair criticism before it even opens in theatres In a shocking move, OpenAI is shutting down Sora AND Disney has cancelled their $1 Billion deal with them It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted went and saw Undertone in theatres yesterday, he and his wife watched the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special on Disney...

Coming up on the Tuesday show... Baseball season is coming soon Which stall are you picking when you've got a choice in the bathroom? A fiery scene from The Bachelorette that we're never going to see What brand was super popular when you were growing up that the younger generations probably never heard of? The 7 stolen dogs who made their way back home and into everyone's hearts What is your ideal...

Coming up on the Monday show... The conclusion to the saga of Ted's lawnmower being stolen Speed dating for making friends is now a thing! It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill Two stories of grandmas - one who had a meteorite hit her house down in Spring and one who just wants to party We play The Stack for a chance to win a $20 Gift Certificate to Blac...

Coming up on the Friday show... Yesterday SHOULD have been miserable but thanks to a few people, it was a lot of fun You should not be giving AI access to all of your photos to help you out on Tinder Taylor Frankie Paul's season of The Bachelorette has been CANCELED! In the Playlist Playoff this week - Today is Alien Abduction Day, what is the best song that sounds like you’ve been abducted by ali...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Everybody in our office is talking about Snacketology TikTok is telling you to try air-fried pasta salad In Sweet or Sour today, there's a guy who wants to cut off his son after his wife (and the kids mom) passed away We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win a pair of 2-Day wristbands to Chilifest 2026, taking place April 10th and 11th in Snook! Lizett Hawki...

Coming up on the National Sloppy Joe Day show... The shopping for Snacketology has been completed There was a 17,000 pound METEOR that hit near Cleveland, Ohio yesterday It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Zootopia 2 on Disney+ and they both thought it was better than the original! Would you volunteer to wear a device to track how many times you fart in a day? We play the Co-...

Coming up on the St. Patrick's Day show... Is Ted lrish? Have we been wearing AirPods upside down this entire time? If you had a parrot, what would it always be repeating back to you? Ella Langley MIGHT have Taylor Swift coming after her soon, if she's not careful We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win a pair of 2-Day wristbands to Chilifest 2026, taking place April 10th and 11th in Snook!...

Coming up on the Monday show... It seems like everyone had a busy weekend in (or even outside of) Aggieland! Which generation has the worst drivers? Target might getting rid of all of their toys?! It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill Why are Gen Z men so regressive in their views about women? We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win a pair of 2-Da...

Coming up on the Friday the 13th show... Make sure you check your W-4's...because you shouldn't trust your job to do anything right! Friday the 13th is a tattoo holiday It's a GOOD thing this woman found a worm in her Filet-O-Fish In the Playlist Playoff this week - What is the best song that you always associate with a certain movie or TV show, even though it was not originally written for it? Li...

Coming up on the National Popcorn Lover's Day show... Do you "offload" tough conversations to ChatGPT? If you do, then you've got the brain of a baby The Katy Perry vs. Katie Perry lawsuit has to an end In Sweet or Sour today, there's a guy wondering if he's in the right or the wrong for moving his son into the garage Buc-ee's is IGNORING your complaints about them! Would you try Buffalo Wild Wing...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... Fallout from yesterday's Taste Test Tuesday Something that your kids have a 0% CHANCE of doing while they're at school It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted talks about Micro Budget and Mars Gold is incredibly expensive, but you know what's more expensive? Cow gallstones! What fast food chain has fallen off the most? Guys! If you're getting a meat-lovers pizza the...

Coming up on the National Ranch Day show... Ted learned something that he needs to do when going to Body20 You've been eating cereal wrong your entire life! Would you rather vote for...Literally Anybody Else? A scary update on the woman who shot at Rihanna's house Taste Test Tuesday is back and we're trying Dave’s Hot Mozz from Dave’s Hot Chicken in Mild and Reaper levels with Katrina Ross from Ag...

Coming up on the Monday show... What happened to all of the rain we were supposed to get this weekend? All you have to do to be happier, healthier and less stressed...is keep playing! Did Daylight Saving Time throw you off today? It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill Would you consider Olive Garden to be Italian? At what point do you consider that you’ve...

Coming up on the Friday show... Maybe you shouldn't get your tax advice from TikTok Should we just cut Daylight Saving time in half?? In the Playlist Playoff this week - What is the song from 2005 that is the biggest banger? Wendy's wants to pay you $100,000 to be their Chief Taste Officer Buc-ee's is expanding to eight new states, so what chain should expand to Texas...or even Aggieland specifica...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Ted is at the start of a 15 HOUR workday What are the unspoken rules of being in a group chat with a bunch of people? What is a "tiny victory" that you're able to celebrate? In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who says that her mom is mad at her for insisting on having the guests at her wedding Irish goodbye, instead of making a scene about it Chick-Fil-A has...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... Candy 95 won (another) major award! Having plants in your house doesn't actually clean your air as much as we once thought The state of Washington is getting ahead of the curve and banning...forced implanted microchips in your skin?  It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Disneyland Handcrafted and the new 24/7 stream of The Simpsons on Disney+...