CANCELLED

So earlier this year our producer gave us a challenge cancel the uncancellable... and she suggested The Notebook and feminists everywhere shook their heads.  This episode we enter into the Cancelled courtroom, a movie with very questionable characters, storylines and squeal-laughing which is our least favourite kind of laughing.  Plus, we delve into the behind the scenes drama and try and figure o...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom your dad's favourite movie star Adam Sandler.  Known for his 'comedy' Mr Sandler has been behind some of the most successful and equally controversial movies of all time.  From racist tropes, to general yelling, and hiring the same bunch of men over and over again, today we put Adam Sandler on trial and serve him with charges and sentences.  But, is there a fit p...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Oscar-falling actress Jennifer Lawrence.  The Hunger Games star, was the definition of a cool girl, and was universally loved... until she wasn't and then she disappeared.  But J-Law is back, with her new movie, No Hard Feelings, so it's about time we examine her crimes including scratching her backside on a sacred rock, and falling over one too many times and as...

Today we welcome into the Kancelled kourtroom momager and alleged kriminal Kris Jenner. From a talk show that flopped, to being behind almost every controversial kar-jenner decision this episode we charge Kris with being too much of a yes woman.  But is Kris kriminally responsible of the questionable choices of her children? And is there a fit punishment for the woman who works harder than the dev...

Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Edward Cullen... sorry we mean Robert Pattinson.  Robert got his big career break in Harry Potter, and has spent the years since being named the sexiest man alive, making  music,  and regretting almost all of his life choices. From making up stories about dead clowns, to a weird music career and disrespecting the institution that is Twilight, today we as...

Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom...Ms Bella Hadid. She’s a model, obvious middle-child and has the perfect face according to science. (Excuse me science, but shouldn’t you be curing disease or something?) Bella’s crimes include lying about pizza, changing accents and cosplaying as poor. But with charges like those… do the sentences match the catwalk crimes? Plus, we have more lazy gew...

A heads up: We know pregnancy can be a really sensitive subject for people (very understandable), so if this episode isn't your vibe you can come back next week for regular programming. Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently. We aren't trialing a celebrity for their crimes, instead we are cancelling what Jessie has described as a 'crime against humanity', that cr...

Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8.  So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences.  And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing...

Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom... Mr Ben Affleck. He's an actor, father, sad boi and owner of a very questionable back tattoo (it's been described as a 'phoenix rising from the butthole').  If you were one of the lovely people who made it to our Sydney live show, you will have heard parts of this story before... but since most of what we do is not planned #lazygewls, it's going to f...

This is the story of a woman who side-chicked too close to the sun.  Welcome Queen Cam Cam to the Cancelled courtroom.  Dust off your royal robes, but not your tiaras (because just like the coronation this is a lowkey event) while we judge Camilla on crimes such as being bad at cheatin', owning a pool in a country that is too cold to have one, and bad phone sex etiquette.  But, does the sentence m...

On today’s episode, we’re talking about someone who seems uncancellable - Kate Middleton. Yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care.  From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed.  But do the sentences fit the crimes?  Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl...

It's coronation time, and that means we're bringing back one of our favourite episodes, the cancellation of King (Prince) Charles.  This weekend might be one of celebration, pomp and pageantry but this 74 year old has done a lot of (bloody) things and we need to talk about them again. From a hobby as boring as watercolours, to THAT phone call, and terrible break dancing, we look at all the crimes,...

Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, creator of the modern tabloid and absolutely not the inspiration behind HBO's hit TV show Succession! This episode is long, because Rupert has done so much, most of it not great (allegedly, cause this is a courtroom).  We dive into the marriages, poor social media use, and all the ways he is just like Logan Roy from Succession.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  T...

Demi Lovato is many things, an actor, singer, and a defender of aliens, ghosts and turkeys (sometimes). This episode we investigate her silly number of internet feuds, her obsession with “star people” and if they were potentially responsible for the downfall of frozen yoghurt.  And, we ask the question: is being chronically online a crime?  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!  THE END BITS Subsc...

When people are found guilty of crimes, they are sentenced and serve some sort of punishment and that's the end of the story... right? WRONG!  At least not here in the Cancelled courtroom, especially not for Gwyneth "bone broth is an entire meal" Paltrow.  This week we put Gwynny on trial again, this time for some dangerous eating habits, skiing (kinda) and also for the historic crime of being mea...

Time to practise that curtsy, there is royalty(ish) in the Cancelled courtroom this week, enter Meghan Markle (again).  This is our third episode on Meghan and this time we look at the documentary, the podcast, the ongoing drama with titles and the upcoming coronation. And this episode leaves us with one burning question: is Meghan really a criminal or is she just really earnest? Plus more of your...

This episode we deep dive into the world of Bridget Jones.  It's not often a woman so far out of her prime gets the spotlight (she's 32 for gods sake), but it's important we unpack this problematic cinematic masterpiece.  From harassment in the workplace, to disordered eating and grown men brawling in the street this episode has it all.   But who is really at fault? And does the sentence fit the c...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, father, mid-week aggressor and accidental exhibitionist Orlando Bloom. The English actor is best known for his roles in two of the biggest movie franchises of all time, and the paddle-boarding saga of 2016. (If you know, you know) And, while fighting and public nudity are real crimes for a real court, his bizarre daily routine and obsession with cows screa...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Nicola Peltz Beckham.  In case you're not familiar, Nicola is the wife of Brooky Beckham (friend of the Cancelled courtroom), an actual legit billionaire, and she has been at the centre of the most confusing wedding saga of all time. This episode we break down the wedding dress drama and all the tea behind the scenes, all those weird interviews, and Hollywood ho...

Selena Gomez is someone who's name has been mentioned a number of times in the Cancelled courtroom, and this episode she finally gets her day in... court? This singer, actor, producer and business woman is about the furthest thing from a lazy gewl but she has certainly landed herself in some hot water over the years.  This episode we finally talk about the kidney, her new documentary and we (try t...

This is part two of Lindsay Lohan's time in the Cancelled courtroom and in this episode things really escalate.  We really cover all bases like the time she tried to kidnap a child off the streets of Moscow, her super hot takes she shares on her socials including renaming a hurricane, and her latest Christmas movie which was both a lot and not enough at the same time. And, we deliver Lindsay's cha...

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Lindsay Dee Lohan, actress, former party-girl and collector of accents that are not hers.  This episode is actually a two parter, which only became clear when researching just how many ' crimes ' LiLo has committed over the years. And we aren't talking about real crimes like drink driving, we mean adopting random accents, her questionable work ethic and her feud...

Today in the Cancelled ( Lazy Gewl ) courtroom we welcome the final Kardashian/Jenner sister, Kylie Jenner.  This episode we explore charges including: being a bad tipper despite claiming to be a billionaire, using a private jet for a 17 minute flight, and her controversial baby name that took way too long to choose. We also unpack that time she tried to copyright the name Kylie, and why Kyly Clar...

Prince William is many things: heir to the royal throne, father of three and owner of a head that is going bald... alarmingly. This episode we look at very serious crimes such as, waiting too long to propose, alleged cheating scandals, and being a cwranky boi (like father like son). But is our sentence fit for a Prince?  THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Ca...

Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is. This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts. But does the...