Cage's Kiss: The Nicolas Cage Podcast

We watched ‘211’ so you don’t have to! Adrian shares some facts about the movie, Donnie creates a way better movie, and Linda confuses the amazing character Colin Robinson with the amazing comic Craig Robinson while trying to thank Ben Robinson. Check out Donnie’s new YT channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaLsiNdf8f4IEGe-nmiOlaA We give a shoutout to our listeners and friends across the wor...

This week, the CHUDs covered a movie they couldn’t be more apathetic about. It’s the straight-to-dvd thriller ‘Looking Glass’. Is Robin Tunney the 90’s Kristin Stewart? What’s with Sheriff Riley Finn’s (Marc Blucas) obsession with coffee? Why would you burn a pig carcass that was dumped in your pool? The gang attempts to answer all these questions and more.

The CHUDs are finally moving into 2018 and catching up! This week, they covered the amazing Heavy Metal-esque movie, Mandy! Listen in as they discuss the elusive full-frontal dong appearance, the magic of Panos Cosmatos, and the legacy of Daddy Cosmatos!

This week, the gang’s discussing the cinematic travesty which Adrian claims will make you pee your pants. Donnie and Linda remained dry and displeased. It’s ‘The Humanity Bureau.’ Bonus: Donnie shares all you wanted to know about the Emu War...or was that the last episode? Listen in to find out!

Our friend from Cinema Recall, The Vern, shows up to help the CHUDs discuss Cage's movie from 2017 - 'Mom and Dad'. When it was released, Nicolas Cage said it was his favorite movie he's filmed in the last 10 years and John Waters said he'd put it in his top 4 movies. Still, the boys hated it. Dr. Oz says it's natural to want to kill your kids and Grant Morrison shows up and is awesome. Also, Selm...

Join the CHUDs as they discuss one of Cage’s many films of 2017, Inconceivable . Gina Gershon and Nicky Whelan are reunited with Nicolas Cage. Lethal scissoring, queefing corpses, and Corsican siblings. This ep has it all and more!

This episode comes with a huge trigger warning. The movie this week is based on a story by Joyce Carol Oates titled Rape: A Love Story. So, there’s a lot of discussion about sexual assault and a cat is murdered in the movie. Unless you think it would trigger be triggering, we advise listening to our episode - not watching the movie. In what could possibly be our most uncomfortable episode yet (sor...

Christian was so great in our ‘Kick Ass’ episode we had to have him back for more! And now we have to pay for his therapy from having to watch this movie. (btw, have I told you about our Patreon page?) Oh, yeah! We watched ‘Arsenal’ this week! For some reason John Cusack is in this, as the white cop wearing a durag who’s absolutely terrible at his job. Is it a sequel or prequel to ‘Deadfall’? Who...

We were extremely lucky to be joined by Greg MacLennan - movie and trailer editor, movie programmer for the Alamo Drafthouse, and organizer of the annual Nicolas Cage movie marathon at the Alamo Drafthouse, CAGED! Yup! Our guest has met and talked with Nicolas Cage! We discuss the movie based on the true story of Gary Faulkner, the man who traveled multiple times to Pakistan in hopes of capturing...

This week, we’re joined by our Twitter, and now, “vocal buddies”, Killer Rabbit! We talk about beloved pen wives, trans dove-to-pigeon birds, and the great courtroom drama that was The Deformation of Sharks. We have learned to forgive each other as former adversaries. Perhaps one day, we can forgive ourselves, as podcasters.

Note: Linda would like to apologize for mixing up her brilliant porn stars. Asia Carrera and Asa Akira are two separate, intelligent artists and Linda is a dumbass who should just listen to Donnie, sometimes. Join the gang as they discuss that birthmark you have that you don’t want anyone else knowing about! They watched Oliver Stone’s Snowden.

We have to tell you guys something. We prayed and prayed on it, we had a ketchup and mustard fight, and hid the bodies. We just have to be honest and tell you guys: We covered Dog Eat Dog this week. We talk about the master actor, Willem Dafoe (Mad Dog); sex workers who sing TLC songs for $300, and special masseuses with hard (or not-so-hard) jobs. Also, Linda would like to apologize TO her brothe...

We got Elijah Wood all up in this joint! In the movie, I mean…not this episode, but Elijah, if you’re listening, you’re always invited to guest. Join us as we discuss childhood trauma, Wood’s superb acting skills, how Cage’s character could be replaced by Ned Flanders, and finding dead bodies in Las Vegas! We also share our love of the quality dad jokes of Talkin Shiz and the absolute wonderfulnes...

This week, we are joined by our amazing friends, Zach and Alex, from Chick Flix With Dicks to discuss ‘Pay the Ghost!’ Does the ghost get paid? Is the ghost just paying it forward? Is the ghost observing the law? Does the ghost practice equal opportunity? We seek out answers to the hard-hitting questions!

This week, Linda was sick and the boys from Gutting the Sacred Cow joined the Cage Boys for a sausage fest covering of The Runner! Listen in to hear the Kevins tear the face off right back to Face/Off and Linda's Face/Off for the wrong week. There will be gravy.

This week, we discuss both the released Lionsgate version ‘Dying of the Light’ and the director/writer’s version ‘Dark’, of Cage’s last film of 2014. The boys disrespect Anton Yelchin while Linda tries so very hard to save the pod from being cancelled. Tune in for behind the scenes info! Also, there’s a shoutout in there for our friends in The C Word: A Conspiracy Podcast.

No children to watch? No more wet towels ruining your party? Free clothes? Compass apps on your phone? This week, we’re talking about how awesome it is to be Left Behind! *No Kirk Camerons were harmed in the making of this episode.

In this episode (lucky number 69) we’re joined by our friend Mike from Quiet on the Set! We discuss the career tragedy that is Outcast! Learn more about the director and screenwriter, where to score cheap opium, and the best 80’s song to convert for action movies! Check out Mike’s podcast at https://podbay.fm/podcast/1481408306

Alright, you’re gonna want to skip watching the movie and just listen to this episode. Trust us on this one. Even the amazing Peter Stormare and Danny Glover cannot fix this movie. Oh, yeah! We keep forgetting Glover was in this! Also, a big shoutout to our listeners in Russia! We love you!

This week, the gang discusses why brothels shouldn’t have vicious man-chomping dogs and how damn cool Bruce Dern and Boone’s Farm are. Oh, also they discuss Joe.

This week, we cover a Cage movie that is actually based on a true story! More importantly, the movie has John Cusack being a serial killer and Vanessa Hudgens using the N-word! It’s The Frozen Ground! Stay tuned at the end for a promo for our friends from the podcast, Harpy Hour!

This week, we covered the other stone age family, The Croods. This was the first voice acting gig for Catherine Keener, Ryan Reynolds, and Clark Duke. Join us as we share some behind-the-scenes information, share some Nic Cage quotes and wisdom, educate on what is in the McDonald's Classic Bundle Box and where to find the best fast food taco! If you'd like to contribute your thoughts to our Would...

Hey, have you seen that movie where someone kidnaps a guy’s daughter and the guy must use his very specific skill set to save said daughter? Yeah! That’s the one! This is not it. This is Stolen. Listen at the end for a promo for Ocho Duro Parley Hour! https://linktr.ee/ODparlayhour

This week, we’re joined by two of our friends, Matt and Alex, from the podcast, 3 Hours Later! Donnie shares some interesting reviews, Adrian lays down another challenge to send us your worst videos/animation, and Linda shares some behind-the-scenes info and accidentally puts local super villain Rex Velvet in charge of directing her porno!

This week, we’re talking about Joel Schumacher’s documentary about shitting the bed and Nicole Kidman’s poor career choices: It’s Cage’s final movie of 2011 - Trespass. Promo for The Movie Cellar!