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Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas! We are in our final days of Halloween, so we wanted to give you something a little special! We are having a chat about two awesome films, revolving around parastic goo. How could you refuse a pairing of The Blob and the Stuff? Enjoy the tangents along the way; especially the one about Jawsome delibrately tanking a job interview. Happy Listening!

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas! We are back for our final mini episode for the spooky season. And this one is a real doozy. Jawsome has chosen the 1985 masterpiece, Lifeforce. Lifeforce is unlike most films. It manages to capture horror, sci-fi and action so perfectly, that it will leave you captivated and on the edge of your seat the entire time. And despite it sounding as if it could be...

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas! We are back to finish up our break down of season 1 of Tales From The Crypt. We had a lot of fun with this series, especially Coco, as it was her first time experiencing these creepy tales. We go on a few tangents about Jawsome's relatives complaining about the summer heat in the UK. As well as Coco divulging she has just started watching Sex and the City....

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas! This episode is one of Jawsome's picks for Halloween; Cherry Falls. Coco and Jawsome have a relaxed discussion on the film and how it compares to movies of that time. Jawsome and Coco go on tangents regarding the 1974 film Black Christmas, and teen films from our youth! Grab a drink and some snacks, and relax with us! Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas! Today we are going to explore something a little different. It isn't our usual trash! Since it's Halloween, anything goes! Today we break down episodes 1-3 for the first season of one of the greatest horror anthologies; Tales From The Crypt. Jawsome and Coco discuss their experience with watching this show as well a discussion on movies that scarred them as...

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas! You want flying fish? Oh we got flying fish! That's right, today we are covering Piranha II: The Spawning. One of the greatest sequels to ever live (according to Jawsome). This is just a fun romp that has some decent kills, awkward dialogue and a touch of sleaze thrown in for good measure. Like every great B-Grade film should be! Please enjoy our casual for...

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas! We are back for our conclusion on season 1 of the Osbournes! You will hear about more pointless fights between Kelly and Jack, Ozzy just wanting some peace and quiet, and Sharon being the glue that is holding this crazy mess together! Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! Spook season is among us, and because it's one of our favourite times of the year, we wanted to give you a little something extra this month. We will still have our scheduled planning each Tuesday, but each week for the month of October you will given an extra episode! We wanted to focus these extra episodes on movies, so we both chose 2 films each. First up i...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! IT IS OFFICIALLY SPOOKY SEASON!!!! Now what better to kick off this month with one of the best reality shows ever! That's right, we will be breaking down the first season of The Osbournes. This reality show has something for everyone. The family seem dysfuncitional but on a much grander scale. But for a reality show about a celebrity family, they are far more rela...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! We are back for another relaxed episode where we have a chat about two terribly trashy films which have not held up. And those two films are Glitter (2001) and Coyote Ugly (2000). You can blame the both of us for this. We discuss lack of context, the shoddy scripts, bad acting and SOME good acting and we go on a few tangents on the way. Notably our tangent on JLO...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! We will be taking a tiny break on the reality TV show front, and spending some time discussing a couple of trashy movies, over the next couple of weeks! This episode will be a touch more relaxed with a fair few tangents along the way for good measure. We decided to choose the wonderfully trashy Wild Things (1998) - which still holds up wonderfully! And secondly we...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! We are back to finish off our break down of Ex On The Beach UK Season 2. More exes are washing up onto the shore which means more sexy times, more fights and more drama! Enjoy us reminiscing about the infamous Dolly Doctor from Dolly magazines. As well as Jawsome divulging a story on a snake trying to low-key eat their owner. Relax, grab a drink and your favourite...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas, we are back, and this time we are breaking down a favourite of ours. Theres sun, sex, fights and all the banter you could ever dream of! That's right, it's time for season 2 of Ex on the Beach UK! Ex on the Beach has an array of contestants, some who are toxic, some who are shit-stirrers and others that just want to see how many people they can lure to the infamou...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! We are here for the final two episodes and lordy was this some of the best reality tv we had seen in recent years! All of the eliminated guys come back and they unveil all of the secrets of last remaining lads! Each of our finalists also get to go on a 24 hour solo date with their lady and boy does it get a little hotsi totsi! Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! We are back and we are picking up where we left off, from last weeks cliffhanger of an episode! More guys have been eliminated, everyones status has been revealed and the competition is heating up! Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! It's time for sun, cocktails and all the fboys you could dream of! Coco and Jawsome delve into this messy yet hilarious show of love, fuckery and everything else in between. Enjoy the first 35 minutes as Coco and Jawsome are not only talking crap on instagram influencers, but also Jawsome breaking down what signs to look for in an fboy. This episode is a tiny...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! We are FINALLY here! The last episode on our Jersey Shore Saga! It's been an interesting ride full of fights, infidelity, parties and a whole lotta drama! You'd think as the gang are about to finish their time at the shore, they would have sorted out their issues and enjoyed their final moments there...Nahhhhhhhh. The Sam & Ron show continues on to the very end!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! We are reporting from our grandparents shed again! Apologies for the tinny sound! But we are still at the shore, but don't worry we are nearly there! Coco and Jawsome tiredly break down 3 more episodes of our favourite tanned guidos and guidettes. As well as discussing awful toilet habits, fake tan and the overuse of mobile phones! Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! Before we get into it, our recording software was not on our side when we recorded this episode. It may sound like we are recording on the inside of a tin shack that is in your grandparents back yard! Apologies! Alright, buckle up, because this episode is a doozy...and it is also a little bit more on the lengthy side. We want to give you a bit of a disclaimer. Thi...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! Take a trip with us back to shore house! The gang return to the shore and they bring the drama in SPADES! Be prepared for clogged toilets, adorable dogs, fist bumping, and of course the continuous break-ups of Sam and Ron. Coco and Jawsome go on a few tangents this episode, regarding voting, high school reunions and finding that one notebook that will turn your en...

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas! Today we wrap up the last couple of episodes of Season 2 of Jersey Shore! It has been a ride of emotions that made us want to drink booze and eat crappy food to deal with the sheer head-fuckery of this entire season. But...we got there in the end! We also get to look at the two-parter Jersey Shore reunion episodes, which we have a sneaking suspicion were filmed du...

Ahoy hoy you lovely little trash pandas! We are still in Miami with our favourite Guido and Guidettes. And even though the Sam and Ron Show may have died down, just a touch, that doesn't mean the drama stops. However, now it is coming in the form of everyone's favourite dirty little hamster, Angelina. Can the family band together in the last few weeks, and put all of their differences asid...

Oh you think the head games and drama have died down in Miami? Nope, it's only just getting warmed up! Tension and fights reach an all time high as the house starts to feel a little divided. And we get to see everything come to a head when the identity of the authors of the infamous letter, are revealed! Get your snacks and drinks ready you little trash pandas, and enjoy!

YEAAAHHHHHHHH BUDDY! We are back and this week we are getting ready to dive into all of the head games and drama of Jersey Shore season 2. This season, the gang head to Miami for a change of scenery, but the drama and chaos manages to follows them! We see romance blossoming as well as crumbling before our very eyes...and on a daily basis. The tension is significantly higher this season all because...

Ahoy hoy! This week we begin our journey into one of the most influential reality TV shows of all time; Jersey Shore. Today's episode will be a bit more of a relaxed episode and not be an episode breakdown. It's more of a brief overview of Season 1. We discuss some of the Jersey Shore lingo, the highlights, the cast and we go off on a few tangents...mostly revolving around our clubbing mem...