Brown Notes Podcast

The boys lament the Cavs too early offseason, attempt to evaluate a too crowded QB competition, and find normalcy in the comforting weirdness of the Cleveland Browns decision makers.

The boys bask in the afterglow of another draft day championship, secure a summer of sunshine in the white hot media spotlight, and take a look back at another always interesting Cleveland Browns sh-draft.

The boys drink plenty of fluids, eschew bed rest, and succumb to Flacco fever in the wake of Andrew Berry’s inspired mea culpa and conservatively sensible resigning of former and now current Cleveland Browns QB, Joe Flacco.

The boys comment on Jimmy Haslam’s comments, take a swing and a miss at quarterback, and are more confused than ever when it comes to the Cleveland Browns and the 2025 NFL Draft.

The boys watch with stupefied awe as heroic multi-billionaire and Cleveland Browns owner, Jimmy Haslam writes Godzilla-sized checks to Myles Garrett, the Brook Park stadium project, and Dad-rock legends, Journey.

The boys try to make sense of the tidal wave of Shedeur Sanders slander and find QB consensus at two, no matter who for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys take a semi-serious look at the silly season quarterback derby and try to suss out sincere interest verses smoke for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys break down the seemingly inevitable Myles Garrett trade request, look back at the illogical chain of dysfunctional decision making that brought us here, and try to find a reasonable path forward for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys try their damnedest to figure out what the hell the Cleveland Browns are going to do at quarterback in 2025.

The boys debate the draft, disagree on direction, and look undeniably handsome while discussing the tenuous future of the Cleveland Browns.

The boys dive into the Brook Park ticket price controversy, sparking a heated NFL class warfare debate, and brace Browns fans for the inevitable heartbreak of a Myles Garrett trade.

The boys transcend the stages of grief by beating a dead horse, debate Jameis Winston vs DTR, and try to find the best path forward for the last four weeks of the woeful 2024 season.

The boys bask in the glow of winning in the snow, poke holes in prisoner-of-the-moment points-of-view, and chisel Chubb into Browns Mount Rushmore.

The boys blow the chance to blow it up, are resigned to the inevitable double down on Deshaun Watson, and are inexplicably inactive during the NFL trade deadline.

The boys find themselves despondent in the doldrums of a nightmare 1-6 record, respond by recording their most fatalistic episode yet, and all but give up on the Cleveland Browns.

The boys find frustration with local media, watch Deshaun’s downfall rebrand a once competent coaching staff, and forecast a four or five win season for the suddenly sucky Cleveland Browns.

The boys compare Browns fandom to popping zits, attempt to explain declining offensive production, and struggle to find an agreeable path forward for Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns.

The boys celebrate the return of dawg pound dumpster fire dysfunction, wonder what the hell we’re going to do with Deshaun Watson, and stare down a long Cleveland Browns season of almost certain uncertainty.

The boys build a franchise on sour soil, are haunted by familiar Forest City football feelings, and face a rapidly approaching season with typical Cleveland Browns fan dread.

The boys lament the loss of off-season innocence as their beloved Cleveland Browns find themselves mired in the wreckage of a botched trade proposal gone awry and a promising draft pick gone bust.

The boys give the Guards grace at the trade deadline, tap the brakes on Deshaun Watson anxiety disorder, and are puzzled, but fine with whatever the hell Mike Vrabel is doing with the Cleveland Browns.

The boys heroically generate Browns podcast content in a world without any substantive Browns news by threatening the audience with banal facemask debate and spending an inordinate amount of time on the Cavs and Guardians.

The boys hire a comfortably predictable Head Coach for their basketball team, marvel at the Guards surprising MLB dominance, and narrowly avoid the grey vs white vs brown facemask debate in the abyss of a news-less Cleveland Browns offseason.

The boys wishfully read NBA tea leaves in the hope of a King’s return, lament the Guards perceived lack of respect, and propose an Amari Cooper holdout theory.

The boys throw passes in shorts on X, give glowing performance reviews followed by termination, and marvel at the Guardians inexplicably hot start to the MLB season.