Brown Bag Mornings

The squad breaks down Ne-Yo’s frustration over being judged for his three-girlfriend lifestyle and the "cancel culture" hitting his contracts. 👪💰 We hit a heavy Homie Helpline for Selena, who is caught between her siblings’ cemetery tradition and her kids’ desire to celebrate their new "Grandma Lulu." 👵🪦 Rick Ross levels up his petty game by cutting Drake’s vocals out of "Aston Martin Music" d...

The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Louisa, whose traditional mom has banned her "senora caliente" mother-in-law—and her signature tight zebra dresses—from the family’s Mother's Day trip to Riverside. Between the in-law drama, the crew roasts NFL star Cam Newton for giving Angela Simmons the ultimate "ick" by laughing at his own jokes and patting himself on the back during their only da...

The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where Louisa must decide if she should lie to her husband or let her mom potentially ruin Mother’s Day by being "too honest" with her oblivious mother-in-law. 🤐👩‍❤️‍👩 We’re reacting to Angela Simmons putting Cam Newton on blast for his "corny" jokes and the audacity of literally patting himself on the back mid-date—talk about main character energy! 🏈...

The crew attempts to navigate the "freaky territory" of Penelope's relationship, where her man is insisting that a former "play cousin" hookup becomes his official godmother for his confirmation. Between the holy drama, the squad roasts Dennis Rodman's ex-wife for pawning his legendary jerseys for a lowball price and debates the "Espírito Santos" plan to save Spirit Airlines with a logo of Jesus....

The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of "tricky territory" as Penelope deals with a man who wants his 10-years-older "play cousin"—who he definitely has a past with—to be his official Madrina. We’re also hearing the ultimate betrayal from caller Diana, whose ex-man had the audacity to use her car and gas to go cheat with a "friend" from the third grade. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are breaki...

[Full Episode] The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring stories of family ghosts and a woman who "drugged her grandma" with a Xanax bar just to safely break the news of a family death. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Michael Jackson was allegedly "player hating" on Jay-Z over an obsession with Beyonce. [Edited by @iamdyre ⛅] Chapters (00:00) Scrolling (2:34) T...

The Homie Helpline gets incredibly heavy as we help Danny navigate a three-year-old family secret regarding his aunt's death and his father's weak heart. 🤐💔 Things take a shocking turn when a caller admits to "drugging" her grandma with a Xanax bar just to deliver bad news without a heart attack! 💊😱 We’re also breaking down the Stefan Diggs trial where his personal chef is suing for unpaid wag...

[Full Episode] The squad holds a high-stakes intervention on the Homie Helpline to decide if Marisol should pay off her brother’s $1,000 bookie debt or let his parents cancel his graduation party. Between the drama, the crew mourns the sudden death of Spirit Airlines and celebrates Concrete’s epic "Aztec Warrior" moment introducing the Benavidez fight in Las Vegas. [Edited by @iamdyre 🪨] Chapters...

The energy is electric as the crew recaps Concrete’s "Aztec warrior" moment introducing the main event fighters in Vegas for Cinco de Mayo weekend! 🥊🔥 We hit a heavy Homie Helpline for Marisol, whose 21-year-old "degenerate gambler" brother is down $1,000 to a bookie and begging for a secret bailout to save his graduation party. 🎲📉 The squad also breaks down the viral sighting of Selena Gomez...

The squad holds an emergency intervention for Leo, a "gym bro" who wants to ditch his loyal partner of ten years for a "hoe phase" before he officially becomes an "unc". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Billboard for a massive teleprompter fail that led to Teyana Taylor accepting an award in a hoodie and sweats with a side of legendary sass. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌴] Chapters (00:00)...

The crew is live from Las Vegas breaking down Teyana Taylor’s legendary hoodie-and-sweats response to Billboard’s teleprompter disaster. 🎰🧥 We’re hitting a heated Homie Helpline for Leo, who is fighting "demons" and wanting to leave his 10-year relationship just because he finally lost weight and got some "rizz". 🏋️‍♂️😈 Ray Ray calls in from prison to give some "A1" advice on whether Leo should...

The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline where a drunken car fight led to an aunt calling ICE on her sister’s boyfriend, sparking a massive debate on family loyalty and "snitch" rewards. Between the drama, the crew roasts Klay Thompson for acting "nonchalant" on a boat after his breakup and investigates a viral seagull screeching competition where humans are dressing up as "raccoons of t...

The squad dives into the ultimate family betrayal as a caller reveals his aunt contacted ICE following a physical altercation between family members. 😱⚖️ We’re joined by an immigration paralegal who breaks down the "evil" intention behind calling authorities directly and why these actions change a person's trajectory forever. 🏥🚔 Over in the world of petty, Slim Thug is caught switching up his "...

The crew holds a high-stakes middle school intervention on the Homie Helpline for 13-year-old Ana Lisia, whose attempt to "shoot her shot" with a "huzz" led to her getting blocked and fighting with her gay bestie. Between the playground drama, the squad investigates King Charles’ petty tug-of-war handshake with Trump and the viral sardine fast that has girls smelling like fish for the sake of "glo...

The squad is diving into the absolute audacity of an OC man who tried to secure free gas by telling a clerk that money isn't a "contract of reality." ⛽🧠 The Homie Helpline gets emotional for 13-year-old Analysia, whose bestie ghosted her after she got rejected and blocked by her crush. 💔📱 Things get fishy as we investigate the viral "sardine fast" and why girls are eating straight out of the c...

The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Mario, who is moving into his brother’s spare room to escape a wife whose "reckless mouth" has turned their seven-year marriage into a verbal battleground. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Jim Jones for his viral standoff at Lowe's and investigates Ray J’s claims that Kris Jenner handpicked the "hits" from a three-tape sex tape tri...

The crew breaks down Jim Jones’ viral showdown at Lowe's after a manager refused to honor a $78 sale price on locks, leading to a police standoff and some legendary petty recording. 🔒📸 We dive into a heavy Homie Helpline for Mario, who is moving into his brother's house to escape his wife’s verbal abuse and see if "tough love" can actually save a seven-year marriage. 🏠💊 The squad also reacts t...

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Lalo, a "repeat offender" who accidentally hooked up with his gym partner's sister during a threesome with his toxic ex. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Megan Thee Stallion dumping Klay Thompson over "light-skinned brother activities" and investigates the "ancient secret" of why women are rinsing their underwear in the showe...

The squad dives into the high-stakes news of Cole Thomas Allen’s failed shooting attempt at the White House dinner and Trump’s heated interview where he blasted a reporter for reading the shooter's manifesto. We’re mediating a "crazy" Homie Helpline where Lalo hooked up with his ex and a mystery girl who turned out to be his gym bro's sister, leading to a debate on whether to "take it to the grave...

The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose coworkers are threatening to tie him up and take him to a strip club because he’s never even held a girl’s hand—unless you count his teacher back in the day. Between the dating disaster stories, the crew investigates why inmates in an Atlanta federal prison are ready to riot over the production of the ne...

The squad dives into the viral TikTok trend where kids are trying to see how far they can "juke" security guards inside Scientology buildings before getting kicked out. We’re hitting the Homie Helpline to help Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose "Platinum V-card" has made him the target of his coworkers' jokes. From a caller who spent $100 in Mexico to lose his virginity to a "baddy" L...

The "studious fools" play matchmaker on the Homie Helpline, successfully hooking up a throuple-dodging "koala bear" named Anthony with a fan-favorite caller from last week. Between the romance, the squad exposes JetBlue’s accidental admission that they use your "cookies" to hike up flight prices and reveals the surprisingly dark drug meaning behind Dem Franchize Boyz’ biggest hit. [Edited by @iamd...

The Homie Helpline turns into a live dating show as Anthony ditches his thripple-seeking boyfriend to link up with Jesus for some "peculiar parts" and LA adventures! 👬🎡 Concrete puts $100 on the line for anyone who can spot his "pivotal" background cameo in the infamous 2017 Tupac biopic. 🎥💰 We’re breaking down the graphic autopsy update in the Celeste Rivas case as her singer boyfriend prepar...

The "studious fools" stage a high-stakes intervention for Jeremy, a 26-year-old energy mogul trying to choose between his "ride or die" ex, his baby mama, and a hot Denver psychologist while secretly adding a fourth girl in Dallas to his roster. Between the relationship drama, the squad investigates why Rihanna’s legendary weed is making people poop their pants and roasts Drake for a frozen album...

The squad gets way too personal as Vic reveals a tragic Mexico "shart" story involving white high-top Air Forces and some bad luck. 👟💩 We’re diving into the "Rihanna Kush" rumors after Jonah Hill claimed her stash made his friend poop her pants at a bar! 🌿💨 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline , Jeremy—who’s out here making "wind money"—tries to choose between his ride-or-die ex, his baby mama, and...